[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello all Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Evildea. Your God. Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.38,0:00:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today we're moving to\Na new hotel Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.09,0:00:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at the same time we will\Ncatch that bus Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which will guide us around\Nthe local sights here Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.17,0:00:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we'll do that and of course\Nyou'll come with me Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.98,0:00:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm not entirely sure Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.32,0:00:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think that this bus is\Nonly for us Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.04,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems, that no one's coming\Nwith us Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we'll have the entire bus to us Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.54,0:00:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.49,0:00:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that? Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.84,0:00:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look beautiful? Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.12,0:00:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we just arrived at the first\Nlocation for our tour Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.95,0:00:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, soon you'll see a bridge Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.63,0:00:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it doesn't look that interesting Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.41,0:00:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the bridge's history\Nis a bit interesting Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.24,0:00:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, the bridge is there Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.88,0:00:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and according to our guide,\Nan old woman paid to build it Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.36,0:01:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before she paid for it,\Nthere wasn't a bridge Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.75,0:01:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she built it to help the\Nchildren of this village Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.91,0:01:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she mainly did it because\Nshe didn't have any children herself Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she liked to play\Nwith the children Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.16,0:01:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, as you can see Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.36,0:01:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bridge is very old Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.05,0:01:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's made of wood Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.43,0:01:18.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a child there Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.97,0:01:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a donation bin there Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.19,0:01:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my father-in-law\Nhas already donated Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.79,0:01:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the donation bin is simply so Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.44,0:01:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they can improve the bridge Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.40,0:01:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and repair it when it gets old Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.50,0:01:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this village was founded in\Nthe 14th century Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.38,0:01:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it's pretty old Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.16,0:01:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but according to our guide,\Npeople, of course, Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.71,0:01:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lived in this area a lot\Nearlier than that Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.91,0:01:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they don't know when people\Nfirst moved Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.28,0:01:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into this area Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.06,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I guess this is a traditional market Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.66,0:01:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the village, here. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.89,0:01:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so many fruits and\Nvegetables everywhere around me Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.97,0:02:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's clothes there Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.05,0:02:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a person at the entrance Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.46,0:02:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's wailing about something,\NI don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.61,0:02:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fish are still alive Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.05,0:02:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what kind of fish\Nthat is Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.59,0:02:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I just showed you Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.61,0:02:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've seen it everywhere\Nin the lakes here Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.32,0:02:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's some type of mix between a fish\Nand an eel Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.24,0:02:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so many chicks here Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.21,0:02:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope they don't plan to eat them Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.40,0:02:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just asked that Vietnamese woman Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.39,0:02:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if they will eat the chicks Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.70,0:02:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, of course, she didn't\Nunderstand me Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.13,0:02:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but ... she didn't understand my words Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.63,0:02:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but she understood my gestures, this Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.23,0:02:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she nodded enthusiastically\Nlike this Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.17,0:02:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, my wife has found hats again Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.94,0:02:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to buy a hat? Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.60,0:02:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're now bargaining the price Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.24,0:02:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They has chillis Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.70,0:02:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's bad; I need to run Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.55,0:02:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say hello! Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.80,0:03:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you? Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.79,0:03:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.73,0:03:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you? Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.98,0:03:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She just made a complete sentence\Nin Esperanto! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.68,0:03:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife is now behind me\Nand she's bargaining for new shoes Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.99,0:03:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She already has enough shoes Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.95,0:03:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't need more! Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.40,0:03:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are so cute! Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.87,0:03:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here! Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.85,0:03:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to daddy Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.06,0:03:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to eat you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.80,0:03:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't want to do that Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.33,0:03:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My father-in-law just pointed\Nour this Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.62,0:03:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bridge has small pieces\Nof glass Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.92,0:03:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is made from bottles Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.70,0:03:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even pieces of cups Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.06,0:03:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for example, this and this Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.33,0:03:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this entire side is almost\Nmade our of cups Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.81,0:03:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is made from glass Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.09,0:03:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to show you\Nthis boat Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.14,0:03:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it looks interesting Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.13,0:03:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it has a real\NVietnamese look to it Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.11,0:03:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this village here is so small Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.59,0:04:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we can pass the entire town\Non foot Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.51,0:04:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within about five minutes Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.42,0:04:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and around it everywhere are\Nrice fields Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.16,0:04:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can see there and there -\Njust everywhere Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.50,0:04:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're now on the beach Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.74,0:04:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to my Vietnamese guide Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.18,0:04:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this beach is the most famous\Nin Vietnam Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.29,0:04:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but compared to Australia,\Nit is nothing! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.52,0:04:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, I need to be honest Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.49,0:04:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is bloody long Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.43,0:04:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't even see the end of it Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.33,0:04:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's strangely quite clean Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.68,0:04:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is rare here Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.55,0:04:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Usually, on the sides of roads\Nand around everywhere Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.03,0:04:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's rubbish, but here, on the beach\Nthere isn't Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.58,0:04:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like how the mountains look Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.51,0:04:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need an umbrella Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.34,0:04:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that bright Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.74,0:04:52.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy that today it's cloudy\Nenough Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.89,0:04:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the sun isn't burning my head Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.99,0:04:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my balding head because that\Nwould be terrible Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.59,0:05:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I suddenly got cancer,\Nwhile in Vietnam, right? Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.41,0:05:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But really, I'd love to swim Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.83,0:05:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't have the right clothes\Ntoday Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.73,0:05:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and as soon as I said that\Nthere's enough clouds out Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.43,0:05:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the sun appear as if it wanted to say Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.93,0:05:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,f**k you, Evildea! Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.31,0:05:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I just purchased icecream Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.81,0:05:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's gotten\Nhot enough Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, f**k me Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.80,0:05:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even know where I was walking Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.81,0:05:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.05,0:05:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really like how the trees are\Nscattered and just sitting there Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.96,0:05:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they are really interesting Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.95,0:05:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what kind of tree this is Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.100,0:05:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I'm going to the third location Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.90,0:05:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we just arrived at the third location Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.09,0:05:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are now on the top of\Nsome mountain here Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.19,0:05:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's where we're going Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.45,0:05:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to be careful here Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.22,0:06:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want some car to run over me Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.82,0:06:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our guide says this tower\Nwas built Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.76,0:06:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the American army during\Nthe Vietnam war Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.49,0:06:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this part of Vietnam is\Nvery interesting Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.73,0:06:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's many old\Nbuildings Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.74,0:06:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buildings that were made\Nby the Vietnamese emperors Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.61,0:06:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buildings by the French empire Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.08,0:06:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the French government Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.97,0:06:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also this building Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.93,0:06:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was made by the US army Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.53,0:06:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it's just an interesting and\Nstrange mix Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.23,0:06:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of different buildings from around\Nthe world Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.10,0:06:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somewhere there is a building\Nthat looks like a US building Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.80,0:06:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe that's a location where\Npeople placed a gun Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.34,0:06:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you can see your enemies Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.67,0:07:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come from there, you then of\Ncourse could shoot them Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.79,0:07:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really want to find the entrance Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.50,0:07:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems it's there Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, I doubt I can\Nenter there Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.78,0:07:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.98,0:07:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you see anything? Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.53,0:07:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can only see the screen of\Nmy camera Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.84,0:07:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I hope it's interesting\Nfor you Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.14,0:07:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't find a door at all Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.31,0:07:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I intend to climb on the\Nroof now Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.61,0:07:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hopefully I can enter\Nit through the roof Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.33,0:07:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I can see a small hole there Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.94,0:07:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't know how big it is Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.96,0:07:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah shit, it's not a hole! Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.15,0:07:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, having seen everything,\Nwe're now going to the 4th location Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.70,0:07:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the 5th ... I've forgotten Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.97,0:08:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very soon we will go\Nup that big mountain Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.65,0:08:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, maybe you can see it Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.23,0:08:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there it is Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.46,0:08:06.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but before we go there,\Nwe need to use the toilet Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.69,0:08:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, while waiting for my wife Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.06,0:08:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she's in the toilet Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.20,0:08:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to check out\Nthis statues here Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.30,0:08:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they're really delicate Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.27,0:08:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at them Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.57,0:08:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This lion looks as if someone just Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.14,0:08:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoved a stick in his bum Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.66,0:08:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at those eyes Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.37,0:08:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want? Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.69,0:08:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to put my\Nfinger in your nose? Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.18,0:08:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I can do that Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.83,0:08:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at what you can do Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.85,0:08:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is wonderful Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.48,0:08:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The water is pushing it enough Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.80,0:08:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this just sits there Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.73,0:08:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if there isn't gravity Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.66,0:08:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.10,0:08:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then, you can stop it Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.30,0:08:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and move it in the other direction Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.58,0:08:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really cool, right? Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.65,0:08:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we just arrived at the\Nlast location of our tour Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.36,0:09:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to buy tickets now Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.12,0:09:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, the wife and family are doing that Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.53,0:09:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then, we can start to climb\Nthe mountain Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.64,0:09:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone carved the walls\Nin this cave Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.76,0:09:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's statues and they're\Njust a part of the walls themselves Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.89,0:09:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to the cave of\NBat man Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.62,0:09:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the light Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.26,0:09:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's so mysterious Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.65,0:09:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife is now praying to\Nthe scared Budda Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.86,0:09:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as she wants to give birth\Nto a son Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.02,0:09:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the strongest, most beautiful,\Ncoolest son ever Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.49,0:09:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what happens when you speak\Na language other than Esperanto Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.31,0:09:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This part of the cave is called Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.72,0:09:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Gate to Hell Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.58,0:09:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evildea, don't enter the light!