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This is outrageous!
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We're the best twin gamers in the world.
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Did you not see us
at the Twin Cyber Olympics?
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Nah, I did.
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The answer's still no.
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Mom, checkbook.
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And Mr. Calhoun,
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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person
like you making 30 grand a year
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could benefit from a little,
I don't know, check for $900,000?
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(ripping)
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(gasps)
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You're right, mom.
They are bad with money.
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At first you weren't getting in
because you're 12
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and this is a high school,
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but now you're never getting in
'cause you're terrible people.
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Terrible? (giggles)
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If we're so terrible,
how come we get everything we want?
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Exactly what a terrible person would say.
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Please leave.
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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?
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Mom, buy his school for us.
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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought
you an energy drink company to run.
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(both) But mom!
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(mom) Tell you what.
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Get your stock up to $400 a share
and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.
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You hear that, Calhoun?
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- Hostile takeover.
- We're gonna buy your dumb school
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and throw you out on the street!
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You'll rue the day you
ever said no to Ashton--
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And Shane.
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Barnstormer!
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Move over Napalm,
'cause Jock Juice has come to town!
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This is where your money belongs.
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Teenagers are clapping
hard for Jock Juice.
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Well, my win, as with all my wins,
can be attributed
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solely to this delicious
beverage, Jock Juice.
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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!
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Slam it into your underpants
and feel the surge.
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(sipping)
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Jock Juice, uh!
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Uh...uhhh...
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Okay, it's good.
It's good, it's a good beverage.
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(school bell rings)
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Next.
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Name?
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Shane.
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Shane Pizza.
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(bell clatters)
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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!
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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!
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Hey, back to work.
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Do you wanna hear about how
the real world's the place for me?
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Things looking out there
won't look better on the T.V. screen
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Is there a better way?
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I don't care what you say.
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I just wanna play!
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We all just wanna play!
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Things will be all right
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Soon as I get back to school.
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Well, here we go, guys.
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Ted, you call us if you
need anything, okay?
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Yes, sir.
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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.
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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!
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- (laughter)
- You guys are tops.
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Sweetie, you take care.
I'm gonna miss you.
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Of course.
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Goodbye, parents.
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All right! The boys
and [?] are back in town.
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Watch out, [?] and Jess.
We're comin' for ya!
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Aw, come on, {?}.
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The election was, like, forever ago.
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Noone's gonna remember who you are.
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And Brian, dude, come on.
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You and Jenny, come on!
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Dude!
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I know, I know, you're right.
I just...I don't know.
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I think I know what I gotta say to her,
and I'm nervous.
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I hope she takes me back.
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Did this school get bigger,
or did we get smaller?
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(chuckles) Looks like
the same old VGHS to me.
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Give it up for [Silver Sun ?], everybody.
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That's why we come
to school on a Sunday, people.
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Now, on to morning announcements.
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Good news.
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I noticed that the student fund
was getting a little low,
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so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets
and got some...drum roll please.
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(drum roll)
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New computers for the social gamers!
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Come on down, you guys.
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(cheering)
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Oh, man.
Don't they look happy.
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(cheering)
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Now, I didn't have to do that.
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But I did.
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Because we're all one big family.
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You are my family.
You are mine!
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You my mine, VGHS!
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(cheering)
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That's [hucking those omeleettes], }
gang smash mouth up next.
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(cheering)
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