9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is outrageous! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We're the best twin gamers in the world. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did you not see us [br]at the Twin Cyber Olympics? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nah, I did. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The answer's still no. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom, checkbook. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And Mr. Calhoun, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm sure that a dirty old poor person [br]like you making 30 grand a year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 could benefit from a little, [br]I don't know, check for $900,000? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (ripping) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (gasps) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're right, mom.[br]They are bad with money. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 At first you weren't getting in[br]because you're 12 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and this is a high school, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but now you're never getting in[br]'cause you're terrible people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Terrible? (giggles) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If we're so terrible,[br]how come we get everything we want? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Exactly what a terrible person would say. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Please leave. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom, buy his school for us. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (Mom) Now, boys, I just bought[br]you an energy drink company to run. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (both) But mom! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (mom) Tell you what. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Get your stock up to $400 a share[br]and maybe we'll buy you VGHS. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You hear that, Calhoun? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - Hostile takeover.[br]- We're gonna buy your dumb school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and throw you out on the street! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You'll rue the day you [br]ever said no to Ashton-- 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And Shane. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barnstormer! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Move over Napalm, [br]'cause Jock Juice has come to town! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 This is where your money belongs. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Teenagers are clapping [br]hard for Jock Juice. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, my win, as with all my wins,[br]can be attributed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 solely to this delicious [br]beverage, Jock Juice. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Slam it into your underpants [br]and feel the surge. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (sipping) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jock Juice, uh! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Uh...uhhh... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, it's good.[br]It's good, it's a good beverage. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (school bell rings) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Next. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shane. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shane Pizza. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (bell clatters) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whoo, lemme hear it ring! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey, back to work. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you wanna hear about how [br]the real world's the place for me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Things looking out there [br]won't look better on the T.V. screen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Is there a better way? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't care what you say. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just wanna play! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We all just wanna play! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Things will be all right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Soon as I get back to school. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, here we go, guys. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ted, you call us if you [br]need anything, okay? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes, sir. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Especially Overdrift Rally Rash! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 - (laughter)[br]- You guys are tops. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sweetie, you take care.[br]I'm gonna miss you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of course. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Goodbye, parents. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right! The boys [br]and [?] are back in town. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Watch out, [?] and Jess.[br]We're comin' for ya! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Aw, come on, {?}. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The election was, like, forever ago. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Noone's gonna remember who you are. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And Brian, dude, come on. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You and Jenny, come on! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dude! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know, I know, you're right.[br]I just...I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think I know what I gotta say to her,[br]and I'm nervous. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hope she takes me back. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Did this school get bigger,[br]or did we get smaller? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (chuckles) Looks like [br]the same old VGHS to me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Give it up for [Silver Sun ?], everybody. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's why we come [br]to school on a Sunday, people. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, on to morning announcements. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Good news. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I noticed that the student fund[br]was getting a little low, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets[br]and got some...drum roll please. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (drum roll) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 New computers for the social gamers! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Come on down, you guys. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (cheering) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, man.[br]Don't they look happy. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (cheering) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, I didn't have to do that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But I did. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because we're all one big family. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are my family.[br]You are mine! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You my mine, VGHS! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (cheering) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's [hucking those omeleettes], }[br]gang smash mouth up next. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 (cheering) 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 STOP 6:58