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This is outrageous!

2
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We're the best twin gamers in the world.

3
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Did you not see us 
at the Twin Cyber Olympics?

4
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Nah, I did.

5
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The answer's still no.

6
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Mom, checkbook.

7
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And Mr. Calhoun,

8
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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person 
like you making 30 grand a year

9
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could benefit from a little, 
I don't know, check for $900,000?

10
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(ripping)

11
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(gasps)

12
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You're right, mom.
They <i>are</i> bad with money.

13
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At first you weren't getting in
because you're 12

14
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and this is a high school,

15
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but now you're never getting in
'cause you're terrible people.

16
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Terrible? (giggles)

17
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If we're so terrible,
how come we get everything we want?

18
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Exactly what a terrible person would say.

19
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Please leave.

20
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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?

21
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Mom, buy his school for us.

22
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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought
you an energy drink company to run.

23
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(both) But mom!

24
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(mom) Tell you what.

25
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Get your stock up to $400 a share
and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.

26
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You hear that, Calhoun?

27
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- Hostile takeover.
- We're gonna buy your dumb school

28
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and throw you out on the street!

29
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You'll rue the day you 
ever said no to Ashton--

30
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And Shane.

31
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Barnstormer!

32
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Move over Napalm, 
'cause Jock Juice has come to town!

33
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This is where your money belongs.

34
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Teenagers are clapping 
hard for Jock Juice.

35
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Well, my win, as with all my wins,
can be attributed

36
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solely to this delicious 
beverage, Jock Juice.

37
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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!

38
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Slam it into your underpants 
and feel the surge.

39
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(sipping)

40
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Jock Juice, uh!

41
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Uh...uhhh...

42
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Okay, it's good.
It's good, it's a good beverage.

43
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(school bell rings)

44
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Next.

45
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Name?

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Shane.

47
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Shane Pizza.

48
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(bell clatters)

49
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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!

50
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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!

51
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Hey, back to work.

52
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Do you wanna hear about how 
the real world's the place for me?

53
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Things looking out there 
won't look better on the T.V. screen

54
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Is there a better way?

55
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I don't care what you say.

56
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I just wanna play!

57
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We all just wanna play!

58
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Things will be all right

59
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Soon as I get back to school.

60
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Well, here we go, guys.

61
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Ted, you call us if you 
need anything, okay?

62
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Yes, sir.

63
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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.

64
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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!

65
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- (laughter)
- You guys are tops.

66
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Sweetie, you take care.
I'm gonna miss you.

67
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Of course.

68
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Goodbye, parents.

69
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All right! The boys 
and [?] are back in town.

70
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Watch out, [?] and Jess.
We're comin' for ya!

71
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Aw, come on, {?}.

72
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The election was, like, forever ago.

73
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Noone's gonna remember who you are.

74
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And Brian, dude, come on.

75
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You and Jenny, come on!

76
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Dude!

77
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I know, I know, you're right.
I just...I don't know.

78
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I think I know what I gotta say to her,
and I'm nervous.

79
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I hope she takes me back.

80
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Did this school get bigger,
or did we get smaller?

81
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(chuckles) Looks like 
the same old VGHS to me.

82
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Give it up for [Silver Sun ?], everybody.

83
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That's why we come 
to school on a Sunday, people.

84
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Now, on to morning announcements.

85
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Good news.

86
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I noticed that the student fund
was getting a little low,

87
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so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets
and got some...drum roll please.

88
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(drum roll)

89
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New computers for the social gamers!

90
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Come on down, you guys.

91
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(cheering)

92
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Oh, man.
Don't they look happy.

93
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(cheering)

94
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Now, I didn't have to do that.

95
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But I did.

96
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Because we're all one big family.

97
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You are my family.
You are mine!

98
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You my mine, VGHS!

99
99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999
(cheering)

100
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That's [hucking those omeleettes], }
gang smash mouth up next.

101
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(cheering)

102
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STOP 6:58