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This is outrageous!

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We're the best twin gamers in the world.

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Did you not see us 
at the Twin Cyber Olympics?

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Nah, I did.

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The answer's still no.

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Mom, checkbook.

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And Mr. Calhoun,

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I'm sure that a dirty old poor person 
like you making 30 grand a year

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could benefit from a little, 
I don't know, check for $900,000?

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(ripping)

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(gasps)

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You're right, mom.
They <i>are</i> bad with money.

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At first you weren't getting in
because you're 12

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and this is a high school,

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but now you're never getting in
'cause you're terrible people.

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Terrible? (giggles)

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If we're so terrible,
how come we get everything we want?

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Exactly what a terrible person would say.

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Please leave.

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(scoffs) Fine, wanna play hardball?

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Mom, buy his school for us.

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(Mom) Now, boys, I just bought
you an energy drink company to run.

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(both) But mom!

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(mom) Tell you what.

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Get your stock up to $400 a share
and maybe we'll buy you VGHS.

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You hear that, Calhoun?

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- Hostile takeover.
- We're gonna buy your dumb school

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and throw you out on the street!

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You'll rue the day you 
ever said no to Ashton--

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And Shane.

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Barnstormer!

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Move over Napalm, 
'cause Jock Juice has come to town!

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This is where your money belongs.

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Teenagers are clapping 
hard for Jock Juice.

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Well, my win, as with all my wins,
can be attributed

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solely to this delicious 
beverage, Jock Juice.

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Juice up your jocks with Jock Juice!

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Slam it into your underpants 
and feel the surge.

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(sipping)

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Jock Juice, uh!

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Uh...uhhh...

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Okay, it's good.
It's good, it's a good beverage.

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(school bell rings)

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Next.

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Name?

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Shane.

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Shane Pizza.

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(bell clatters)

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Whoo, lemme hear it ring!

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Cool tattoo, nice shoes, up top!

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Hey, back to work.

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Do you wanna hear about how 
the real world's the place for me?

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Things looking out there 
won't look better on the T.V. screen

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Is there a better way?

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I don't care what you say.

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I just wanna play!

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We all just wanna play!

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Things will be all right

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Soon as I get back to school.

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Well, here we go, guys.

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Ted, you call us if you 
need anything, okay?

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Yes, sir.

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Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Swan for everything.

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Especially Overdrift Rally Rash!

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- (laughter)
- You guys are tops.

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Sweetie, you take care.
I'm gonna miss you.

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Of course.

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Goodbye, parents.

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All right! The boys 
and [?] are back in town.

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Watch out, [?] and Jess.
We're comin' for ya!

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Aw, come on, {?}.

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The election was, like, forever ago.

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Noone's gonna remember who you are.

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And Brian, dude, come on.

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You and Jenny, come on!

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Dude!

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I know, I know, you're right.
I just...I don't know.

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I think I know what I gotta say to her,
and I'm nervous.

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I hope she takes me back.

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Did this school get bigger,
or did we get smaller?

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(chuckles) Looks like 
the same old VGHS to me.

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Give it up for [Silver Sun ?], everybody.

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That's why we come 
to school on a Sunday, people.

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Now, on to morning announcements.

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Good news.

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I noticed that the student fund
was getting a little low,

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so I dug into my big ol' pizza pockets
and got some...drum roll please.

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(drum roll)

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New computers for the social gamers!

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Come on down, you guys.

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(cheering)

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Oh, man.
Don't they look happy.

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(cheering)

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Now, I didn't have to do that.

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But I did.

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Because we're all one big family.

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You are my family.
You are mine!

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You my mine, VGHS!

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(cheering)

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That's [hucking those omeleettes], }
gang smash mouth up next.

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(cheering)

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