VOMIT CAKE

Hey! Welcome to the Franku's kitchen,
haha!

What it do, bitch? It's Filthy Frank.

I've got my protégé. Right here, I've got
my protégé Maxi boy here.

Today we're gonna make some, uhh-

Oh shit.

Alright. And then we've got HowToBasic
here with us.

This a cooking show man.

Mamma mia.

That's when you know the bread is good.

Let's put it up there.

And we have the most important thing of
all, we've got the...

Shit.

Fuck.

Is this broken?

Golly gee, if only there was another way
we could mix that cake.

Alright ladies and gentlemen, today the
mixer is broken so we're gonna have to

use ol' Maxi boy here as a- as a mixer.

We need two cups of self-raising flour.

It's dad left at a young age, so it has to
raise itself.

Shamone.

Kneel down [inaudible].

I really just don't.

Bring it up.

What are you, a pussy?

I'll push, you swallow.

Ohh, there-

YOU CAN DO IT.

FOR CHEF.

Bruh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you're gonna vomit at least do it here,
okay? So we can catch all the remains.

Now we can move on to the second
ingredient. Uhh, mister, can I please have

one cup of caster sugar, please?

Oh sh-

That- Oh, fuck that's a lot of sugar.

You want some water?

You want some water?

Water that down, we're about halfway done,
th-

Ohhh.

That's almost all of it.

Wow, holy shit, wow.

The protégé learns from the master, the
master learns from the god.

Oh, one teaspoon of vanilla extract,
that's easy.

Ah, sh-

Oh, what the fuck!? That tastes
disgusting!

That shit's fucked.

It's the next- uhh, it's the next
ingredient.

What's next?

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Please give him some milk.

You gotta have a pinch of salt.

I can't do that.

As soon as that shit hits my mouth I'm
gonna fucking vomit.

Chef.

Stop spitting in my cake.

Dude, come on.

Just preheat the oven, to about-

Woah.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is that?

Yo.

It's like a tumor cake.

What is it?

It's grown a couple tumors.

Honey, I'm home!

Sorry, I forgot about our romantic date, I
got you some flowers. Got 'em from our

gardener, Julio.

So, I see we've got some cake today.

You ready for some cake?

Do you want-uhh, do you want red or white?

Just kidding, we can't afford it.

Oh, what the fuck.

Ohh, no fucking way.

What the fuck is that?

It's not bad.

Did you drop the kids off to school today?

I dropped them off.

On their head.

Laughtrack! Laughtrack!

Family fun times!

Yeah.

Just have a big chunk of it.

Like, the whole-

Is this your mother's recipe, Frank?

My mom has terminal cancer.

Honey, you want a kiss right now?

Honey! Ahh! Honey.

Honey, are you- having a little bit of the
stomach squabbles, huh?

It's- it's good. It's good.

Yeah?

You've got butterflies in your stomach?

I- I love you.

Did you- fuck, did you have ramen-

Frank, I love you.

You made my meal a whole-

A whole lotta love on the inside.

That's what love does.

That's so fucked.

You see, folks? I think we can all learn-

I think we can all learn a little
something from- uhh, from...

Legalize gay marriage.

Sometimes people are judged about their
outsides.

And no one should be judged for their
outsides. Only the insides.