WEBVTT 00:00:02.623 --> 00:00:05.463 Hey! Welcome to the Franku's kitchen, haha! 00:00:05.463 --> 00:00:07.283 What it do, bitch? It's Filthy Frank. 00:00:07.283 --> 00:00:11.223 I've got my protégé. Right here, I've got my protégé Maxi boy here. 00:00:11.303 --> 00:00:12.913 Today we're gonna make some, uhh- 00:00:12.913 --> 00:00:14.293 Oh shit. 00:00:14.293 --> 00:00:18.393 Alright. And then we've got HowToBasic here with us. 00:00:21.635 --> 00:00:24.425 This a cooking show man. 00:00:24.425 --> 00:00:26.235 Mamma mia. 00:00:26.235 --> 00:00:28.545 That's when you know the bread is good. 00:00:30.078 --> 00:00:32.118 Let's put it up there. 00:00:32.118 --> 00:00:35.218 And we have the most important thing of all, we've got the... 00:00:35.431 --> 00:00:36.551 Shit. 00:00:36.619 --> 00:00:37.539 Fuck. 00:00:38.058 --> 00:00:39.558 Is this broken? 00:00:39.558 --> 00:00:46.458 Golly gee, if only there was another way we could mix that cake. 00:00:49.871 --> 00:00:53.531 Alright ladies and gentlemen, today the mixer is broken so we're gonna have to 00:00:53.531 --> 00:00:55.631 use ol' Maxi boy here as a- as a mixer. 00:00:55.631 --> 00:00:58.591 We need two cups of self-raising flour. 00:00:58.591 --> 00:01:02.101 It's dad left at a young age, so it has to raise itself. 00:01:04.351 --> 00:01:05.581 Shamone. 00:01:05.611 --> 00:01:07.981 Kneel down [inaudible]. 00:01:07.981 --> 00:01:09.561 I really just don't. 00:01:14.866 --> 00:01:15.976 Bring it up. 00:01:31.752 --> 00:01:35.042 What are you, a pussy? 00:01:35.042 --> 00:01:37.082 I'll push, you swallow. 00:01:37.082 --> 00:01:38.342 Ohh, there- 00:01:39.370 --> 00:01:40.080 YOU CAN DO IT. 00:01:40.080 --> 00:01:40.860 FOR CHEF. 00:01:40.957 --> 00:01:42.267 Bruh. 00:01:42.884 --> 00:01:44.494 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:01:44.494 --> 00:01:48.314 If you're gonna vomit at least do it here, okay? So we can catch all the remains. 00:01:48.314 --> 00:01:51.954 Now we can move on to the second ingredient. Uhh, mister, can I please have 00:01:51.954 --> 00:01:54.824 one cup of caster sugar, please? 00:01:56.318 --> 00:01:57.165 Oh sh- 00:01:57.165 --> 00:02:00.235 That- Oh, fuck that's a lot of sugar. 00:02:08.095 --> 00:02:09.975 You want some water? 00:02:10.064 --> 00:02:11.254 You want some water? 00:02:11.254 --> 00:02:13.394 Water that down, we're about halfway done, th- 00:02:13.394 --> 00:02:15.124 Ohhh. 00:02:18.304 --> 00:02:20.101 That's almost all of it. 00:02:20.101 --> 00:02:22.271 Wow, holy shit, wow. 00:02:22.271 --> 00:02:27.111 The protégé learns from the master, the master learns from the god. 00:02:27.777 --> 00:02:30.267 Oh, one teaspoon of vanilla extract, that's easy. 00:02:31.959 --> 00:02:32.699 Ah, sh- 00:02:43.127 --> 00:02:46.707 Oh, what the fuck!? That tastes disgusting! 00:02:46.707 --> 00:02:48.277 That shit's fucked. 00:02:48.277 --> 00:02:51.507 It's the next- uhh, it's the next ingredient. 00:02:55.684 --> 00:02:56.514 What's next? 00:02:57.159 --> 00:02:59.339 [inaudible] 00:02:59.339 --> 00:03:01.299 Please give him some milk. 00:03:08.572 --> 00:03:10.722 You gotta have a pinch of salt. 00:04:00.588 --> 00:04:01.978 I can't do that. 00:04:02.038 --> 00:04:04.978 As soon as that shit hits my mouth I'm gonna fucking vomit. 00:04:21.147 --> 00:04:22.507 Chef. 00:04:30.776 --> 00:04:33.746 Stop spitting in my cake. 00:04:50.526 --> 00:04:51.526 Dude, come on. 00:04:52.575 --> 00:04:55.575 Just preheat the oven, to about- 00:05:05.652 --> 00:05:06.842 Woah. 00:05:07.197 --> 00:05:08.767 What the fuck? 00:05:14.133 --> 00:05:16.483 What the fuck is that? 00:05:16.633 --> 00:05:18.243 Yo. 00:05:19.513 --> 00:05:21.023 It's like a tumor cake. 00:05:21.023 --> 00:05:22.593 What is it? 00:05:22.593 --> 00:05:24.293 It's grown a couple tumors. 00:05:51.922 --> 00:05:53.472 Honey, I'm home! 00:05:53.536 --> 00:05:58.156 Sorry, I forgot about our romantic date, I got you some flowers. Got 'em from our 00:05:58.156 --> 00:06:00.766 gardener, Julio. 00:06:01.145 --> 00:06:03.335 So, I see we've got some cake today. 00:06:03.335 --> 00:06:05.015 You ready for some cake? 00:06:05.015 --> 00:06:07.585 Do you want-uhh, do you want red or white? 00:06:07.585 --> 00:06:10.475 Just kidding, we can't afford it. 00:06:16.802 --> 00:06:18.952 Oh, what the fuck. 00:06:24.651 --> 00:06:29.511 Ohh, no fucking way. 00:06:30.801 --> 00:06:32.551 What the fuck is that? 00:06:44.946 --> 00:06:47.056 It's not bad. 00:07:00.146 --> 00:07:02.606 Did you drop the kids off to school today? 00:07:02.606 --> 00:07:04.426 I dropped them off. 00:07:04.426 --> 00:07:06.506 On their head. 00:07:07.133 --> 00:07:11.133 Laughtrack! Laughtrack! 00:07:13.591 --> 00:07:16.501 Family fun times! 00:07:19.837 --> 00:07:21.517 Yeah. 00:07:23.679 --> 00:07:26.729 Just have a big chunk of it. 00:07:26.729 --> 00:07:29.009 Like, the whole- 00:07:29.009 --> 00:07:31.639 Is this your mother's recipe, Frank? 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:34.979 My mom has terminal cancer. 00:07:45.821 --> 00:07:48.181 Honey, you want a kiss right now? 00:07:48.302 --> 00:07:53.042 Honey! Ahh! Honey. 00:08:05.417 --> 00:08:10.237 Honey, are you- having a little bit of the stomach squabbles, huh? 00:08:10.385 --> 00:08:12.475 It's- it's good. It's good. 00:08:12.475 --> 00:08:14.465 Yeah? 00:08:14.465 --> 00:08:17.605 You've got butterflies in your stomach? 00:08:17.605 --> 00:08:19.315 I- I love you. 00:08:19.315 --> 00:08:21.565 Did you- fuck, did you have ramen- 00:08:21.565 --> 00:08:23.955 Frank, I love you. 00:08:24.854 --> 00:08:26.214 You made my meal a whole- 00:08:26.404 --> 00:08:28.844 A whole lotta love on the inside. 00:08:28.844 --> 00:08:30.704 That's what love does. 00:08:30.788 --> 00:08:34.498 That's so fucked. 00:08:39.332 --> 00:08:41.332 You see, folks? I think we can all learn- 00:08:43.648 --> 00:08:47.718 I think we can all learn a little something from- uhh, from... 00:08:51.035 --> 00:08:55.035 Legalize gay marriage. 00:08:55.822 --> 00:08:59.892 Sometimes people are judged about their outsides. 00:09:01.133 --> 00:09:06.473 And no one should be judged for their outsides. Only the insides.