1 00:00:02,623 --> 00:00:05,463 Hey! Welcome to the Franku's kitchen, haha! 2 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:07,283 What it do, bitch? It's Filthy Frank. 3 00:00:07,283 --> 00:00:11,223 I've got my protégé. Right here, I've got my protégé Maxi boy here. 4 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:12,913 Today we're gonna make some, uhh- 5 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:14,293 Oh shit. 6 00:00:14,293 --> 00:00:18,393 Alright. And then we've got HowToBasic here with us. 7 00:00:21,635 --> 00:00:24,425 This a cooking show man. 8 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,235 Mamma mia. 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,545 That's when you know the bread is good. 10 00:00:30,078 --> 00:00:32,118 Let's put it up there. 11 00:00:32,118 --> 00:00:35,218 And we have the most important thing of all, we've got the... 12 00:00:35,431 --> 00:00:36,551 Shit. 13 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:37,539 Fuck. 14 00:00:38,058 --> 00:00:39,558 Is this broken? 15 00:00:39,558 --> 00:00:46,458 Golly gee, if only there was another way we could mix that cake. 16 00:00:49,871 --> 00:00:53,531 Alright ladies and gentlemen, today the mixer is broken so we're gonna have to 17 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,631 use ol' Maxi boy here as a- as a mixer. 18 00:00:55,631 --> 00:00:58,591 We need two cups of self-raising flour. 19 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:02,101 It's dad left at a young age, so it has to raise itself. 20 00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:05,581 Shamone. 21 00:01:05,611 --> 00:01:07,981 Kneel down [inaudible]. 22 00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:09,561 I really just don't. 23 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,976 Bring it up. 24 00:01:31,752 --> 00:01:35,042 What are you, a pussy? 25 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:37,082 I'll push, you swallow. 26 00:01:37,082 --> 00:01:38,342 Ohh, there- 27 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,080 YOU CAN DO IT. 28 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:40,860 FOR CHEF. 29 00:01:40,957 --> 00:01:42,267 Bruh. 30 00:01:42,884 --> 00:01:44,494 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 31 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:48,314 If you're gonna vomit at least do it here, okay? So we can catch all the remains. 32 00:01:48,314 --> 00:01:51,954 Now we can move on to the second ingredient. Uhh, mister, can I please have 33 00:01:51,954 --> 00:01:54,824 one cup of caster sugar, please? 34 00:01:56,318 --> 00:01:57,165 Oh sh- 35 00:01:57,165 --> 00:02:00,235 That- Oh, fuck that's a lot of sugar. 36 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,975 You want some water? 37 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:11,254 You want some water? 38 00:02:11,254 --> 00:02:13,394 Water that down, we're about halfway done, th- 39 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,124 Ohhh. 40 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,101 That's almost all of it. 41 00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:22,271 Wow, holy shit, wow. 42 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:27,111 The protégé learns from the master, the master learns from the god. 43 00:02:27,777 --> 00:02:30,267 Oh, one teaspoon of vanilla extract, that's easy. 44 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:32,699 Ah, sh- 45 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:46,707 Oh, what the fuck!? That tastes disgusting! 46 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:48,277 That shit's fucked. 47 00:02:48,277 --> 00:02:51,507 It's the next- uhh, it's the next ingredient. 48 00:02:55,684 --> 00:02:56,514 What's next? 49 00:02:57,159 --> 00:02:59,339 [inaudible] 50 00:02:59,339 --> 00:03:01,299 Please give him some milk. 51 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:10,722 You gotta have a pinch of salt. 52 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:01,978 I can't do that. 53 00:04:02,038 --> 00:04:04,978 As soon as that shit hits my mouth I'm gonna fucking vomit. 54 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:22,507 Chef. 55 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:33,746 Stop spitting in my cake. 56 00:04:50,526 --> 00:04:51,526 Dude, come on. 57 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:55,575 Just preheat the oven, to about- 58 00:05:05,652 --> 00:05:06,842 Woah. 59 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,767 What the fuck? 60 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:16,483 What the fuck is that? 61 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,243 Yo. 62 00:05:19,513 --> 00:05:21,023 It's like a tumor cake. 63 00:05:21,023 --> 00:05:22,593 What is it? 64 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:24,293 It's grown a couple tumors. 65 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:53,472 Honey, I'm home! 66 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:58,156 Sorry, I forgot about our romantic date, I got you some flowers. Got 'em from our 67 00:05:58,156 --> 00:06:00,766 gardener, Julio. 68 00:06:01,145 --> 00:06:03,335 So, I see we've got some cake today. 69 00:06:03,335 --> 00:06:05,015 You ready for some cake? 70 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:07,585 Do you want-uhh, do you want red or white? 71 00:06:07,585 --> 00:06:10,475 Just kidding, we can't afford it. 72 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:18,952 Oh, what the fuck. 73 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:29,511 Ohh, no fucking way. 74 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:32,551 What the fuck is that? 75 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,056 It's not bad. 76 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:02,606 Did you drop the kids off to school today? 77 00:07:02,606 --> 00:07:04,426 I dropped them off. 78 00:07:04,426 --> 00:07:06,506 On their head. 79 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:11,133 Laughtrack! Laughtrack! 80 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:16,501 Family fun times! 81 00:07:19,837 --> 00:07:21,517 Yeah. 82 00:07:23,679 --> 00:07:26,729 Just have a big chunk of it. 83 00:07:26,729 --> 00:07:29,009 Like, the whole- 84 00:07:29,009 --> 00:07:31,639 Is this your mother's recipe, Frank? 85 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:34,979 My mom has terminal cancer. 86 00:07:45,821 --> 00:07:48,181 Honey, you want a kiss right now? 87 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:53,042 Honey! Ahh! Honey. 88 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:10,237 Honey, are you- having a little bit of the stomach squabbles, huh? 89 00:08:10,385 --> 00:08:12,475 It's- it's good. It's good. 90 00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:14,465 Yeah? 91 00:08:14,465 --> 00:08:17,605 You've got butterflies in your stomach? 92 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:19,315 I- I love you. 93 00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:21,565 Did you- fuck, did you have ramen- 94 00:08:21,565 --> 00:08:23,955 Frank, I love you. 95 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:26,214 You made my meal a whole- 96 00:08:26,404 --> 00:08:28,844 A whole lotta love on the inside. 97 00:08:28,844 --> 00:08:30,704 That's what love does. 98 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:34,498 That's so fucked. 99 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:41,332 You see, folks? I think we can all learn- 100 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:47,718 I think we can all learn a little something from- uhh, from... 101 00:08:51,035 --> 00:08:55,035 Legalize gay marriage. 102 00:08:55,822 --> 00:08:59,892 Sometimes people are judged about their outsides. 103 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:06,473 And no one should be judged for their outsides. Only the insides.