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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.62,0:00:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Welcome to the Franku's kitchen,\Nhaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.46,0:00:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What it do, bitch? It's Filthy Frank.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.28,0:00:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got my protégé. Right here, I've got\Nmy protégé Maxi boy here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.30,0:00:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today we're gonna make some, uhh-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.91,0:00:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.29,0:00:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. And then we've got HowToBasic\Nhere with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.64,0:00:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This a cooking show man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.42,0:00:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamma mia.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.24,0:00:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's when you know the bread is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.08,0:00:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's put it up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.12,0:00:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we have the most important thing of\Nall, we've got the...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.43,0:00:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.62,0:00:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.06,0:00:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this broken?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.56,0:00:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golly gee, if only there was another way\Nwe could mix that cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.87,0:00:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright ladies and gentlemen, today the\Nmixer is broken so we're gonna have to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.53,0:00:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,use ol' Maxi boy here as a- as a mixer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.63,0:00:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need two cups of self-raising flour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.59,0:01:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's dad left at a young age, so it has to\Nraise itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.35,0:01:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shamone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.61,0:01:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kneel down [inaudible].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.98,0:01:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really just don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.87,0:01:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.75,0:01:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you, a pussy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.04,0:01:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll push, you swallow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.08,0:01:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh, there-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.37,0:01:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU CAN DO IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.08,0:01:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOR CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.96,0:01:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bruh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.88,0:01:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.49,0:01:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're gonna vomit at least do it here,\Nokay? So we can catch all the remains.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.31,0:01:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we can move on to the second\Ningredient. Uhh, mister, can I please have
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.95,0:01:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one cup of caster sugar, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.32,0:01:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sh-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.16,0:02:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That- Oh, fuck that's a lot of sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.10,0:02:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want some water?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.06,0:02:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want some water?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.25,0:02:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water that down, we're about halfway done,\Nth-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.39,0:02:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.30,0:02:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's almost all of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.10,0:02:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, holy shit, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.27,0:02:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The protégé learns from the master, the\Nmaster learns from the god.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.78,0:02:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, one teaspoon of vanilla extract, \Nthat's easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.96,0:02:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, sh-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.13,0:02:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what the fuck!? That tastes\Ndisgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.71,0:02:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That shit's fucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.28,0:02:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the next- uhh, it's the next\Ningredient.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.68,0:02:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.16,0:02:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.34,0:03:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please give him some milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.57,0:03:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta have a pinch of salt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.59,0:04:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.04,0:04:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as that shit hits my mouth I'm\Ngonna fucking vomit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.15,0:04:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.78,0:04:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop spitting in my cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.53,0:04:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.58,0:04:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just preheat the oven, to about-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.65,0:05:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.20,0:05:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.13,0:05:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.63,0:05:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.51,0:05:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a tumor cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.02,0:05:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.59,0:05:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's grown a couple tumors.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.92,0:05:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, I'm home!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.54,0:05:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I forgot about our romantic date, I\Ngot you some flowers. Got 'em from our
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.16,0:06:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gardener, Julio.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.14,0:06:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I see we've got some cake today.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.34,0:06:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ready for some cake?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.02,0:06:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want-uhh, do you want red or white?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.58,0:06:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding, we can't afford it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.80,0:06:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what the fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.65,0:06:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh, no fucking way.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.80,0:06:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.95,0:06:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.15,0:07:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you drop the kids off to school today?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.61,0:07:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dropped them off.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.43,0:07:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On their head.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.13,0:07:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laughtrack! Laughtrack!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.59,0:07:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Family fun times!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.84,0:07:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.68,0:07:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just have a big chunk of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.73,0:07:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, the whole-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.01,0:07:31.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this your mother's recipe, Frank?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.64,0:07:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mom has terminal cancer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.82,0:07:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, you want a kiss right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.30,0:07:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey! Ahh! Honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.42,0:08:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, are you- having a little bit of the\Nstomach squabbles, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.38,0:08:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's- it's good. It's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.48,0:08:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.46,0:08:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got butterflies in your stomach?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.60,0:08:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I- I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.32,0:08:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you- fuck, did you have ramen-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.56,0:08:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frank, I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.85,0:08:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made my meal a whole-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.40,0:08:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A whole lotta love on the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.84,0:08:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what love does.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.79,0:08:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so fucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.33,0:08:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, folks? I think we can all learn-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.65,0:08:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we can all learn a little\Nsomething from- uhh, from...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.04,0:08:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Legalize gay marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.82,0:08:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes people are judged about their\Noutsides.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.13,0:09:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no one should be judged for their\Noutsides. Only the insides.