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If Video Games Were Real

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    (man) PS3 is better than Xbox
    and Wii is for little girls!
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    (Ian) Shut up!
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    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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    Your tank was upside-down,
    and then your Master Chief guy
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    just came up and flipped
    it right back over?
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    - Yeah.
    - Yeah, that's really realistic.
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    Okay. Name one game that
    would still be fun if it was realistic.
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    IF VIDEO GAMES
    WERE REAL
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    SUPER MARIO BROS.
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    Listen, Mario, if you want
    a piece of that princess ass,
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    it's gonna cost ya.
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    All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.
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    All I got to do is punch this brick.
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    Aaaah! (bleep)
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    Wii Sports
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    0-0.
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    (grunting)
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    God! Tennis sucks!
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    METAL GEAR
    SOLID
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    Snake, we need you
    to infiltrate Otacon's new base.
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    Be sure to use whatever
    you can to sneak in.
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    Okay, Colonel. I've got
    something up my sleeve.
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    ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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    - (coughs)
    - (rapid firing, screaming)
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    (gasps)
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    TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA
    TURTLES
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    BATTLETOADS
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    Katamari
    Damacy
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    Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!
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    - (laughs maniacally)
    - He was dropped on his head as a kid.
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    I'm gonna roll you guys up!
    Roll, roll, roll!
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    The Sims
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    Someone removed the freaking toilet!
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    (all screaming in terror)
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    TOMB
    RAIDER
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    ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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    (sighs) My back hurts from
    these goddamn breast implants.
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    THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
    OCARINA OF TIME
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    Ah! Ah! Ah!
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    (yelling)
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    Hey! What the hell
    are you doing to my stuff?
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    I'm looking for Rupees!
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    (yelling)
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    SONIC
    THE HEDGEHOG
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    I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
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    No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.
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    - Oh, come on!
    - Red Ring of Death, again.
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    All right. I'll just go to
    my mom's house and get the 64.
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    Thanks.
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    (whistling)
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    (phone chimes)
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    Oh, no! No!!
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    (screaming)
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    (grunting)
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    Help! Help!
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    Need some help?
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    Master Chief?!
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    Thanks for helping out!
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    I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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    (straining)
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    F--k this.
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    Fine! I'll get out of here myself!
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    I don't care if it'll take me
    ten minutes or ten years!
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    10 years later
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    All right. Who put the skeleton
    under the bookshelf?
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    Go to smosh.com to see bloopers
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Title:
If Video Games Were Real
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:53
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for If Video Games Were Real

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