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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(man) PS3 is better than Xbox{\i0}\N{\i1}and Wii is for little girls!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.05,0:00:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) Shut up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.30,0:00:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.16,0:00:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your tank was upside-down,\Nand then your Master Chief guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.14,0:00:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just came up and flipped\Nit right back over?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.14,0:00:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah, that's really realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.23,0:00:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Name one game that\Nwould still be fun if it was realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.90,0:00:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IF VIDEO GAMES\NWERE REAL
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.93,0:00:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SUPER MARIO BROS.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.84,0:00:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Mario, if you want\Na piece of that princess ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.66,0:00:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's gonna cost ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.96,0:00:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.73,0:00:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I got to do is punch this brick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.07,0:00:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaah! (bleep)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.61,0:00:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wii Sports
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.36,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,0-0.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.67,0:00:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God! Tennis sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.17,0:00:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,METAL GEAR\NSOLID
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Snake, we need you\Nto infiltrate Otacon's new base.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.14,0:01:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be sure to use whatever\Nyou can to sneak in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.68,0:01:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Colonel. I've got\Nsomething up my sleeve.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.64,0:01:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.37,0:01:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (coughs)\N- (rapid firing, screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.93,0:01:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA\NTURTLES
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.50,0:01:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BATTLETOADS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katamari\NDamacy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.67,0:01:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.76,0:01:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughs maniacally)\N- He was dropped on his head as a kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.02,0:01:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna roll you guys up!\NRoll, roll, roll!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.82,0:01:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Sims
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.42,0:01:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone removed the freaking toilet!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.25,0:01:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(all screaming in terror)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.79,0:02:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TOMB\NRAIDER
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.69,0:02:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dramatic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.28,0:02:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) My back hurts from\Nthese goddamn breast implants.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.10,0:02:20.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE LEGEND OF ZELDA\NOCARINA OF TIME
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Ah! Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.20,0:02:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.56,0:02:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What the hell\Nare you doing to my stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.67,0:02:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking for Rupees!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.61,0:02:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.18,0:02:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SONIC\NTHE HEDGEHOG
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.70,0:02:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.46,0:02:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.87,0:02:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, come on!\N- Red Ring of Death, again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.10,0:02:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. I'll just go to\Nmy mom's house and get the 64.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.43,0:02:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.06,0:03:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whistling)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.10,0:03:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(phone chimes)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.69,0:03:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no! No!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.38,0:03:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.29,0:03:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.03,0:03:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help! Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.49,0:03:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Need some help?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.90,0:03:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Master Chief?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.06,0:03:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for helping out!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.49,0:03:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.10,0:03:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(straining)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.78,0:03:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F--k this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.18,0:03:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine! I'll get out of here myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.93,0:03:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if it'll take me\Nten minutes or ten years!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.09,0:03:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 years later
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.11,0:03:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Who put the skeleton\Nunder the bookshelf?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.22,0:03:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to smosh.com to see bloopers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.76,0:03:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,+ scenes from Grand Theft Auto\N& Scribblenauts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.26,0:03:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for subscribing!