WEBVTT
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(man) PS3 is better than Xbox
and Wii is for little girls!
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(Ian) Shut up!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Your tank was upside-down,
and then your Master Chief guy
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just came up and flipped
it right back over?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's really realistic.
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Okay. Name one game that
would still be fun if it was realistic.
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IF VIDEO GAMES
WERE REAL
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SUPER MARIO BROS.
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Listen, Mario, if you want
a piece of that princess ass,
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it's gonna cost ya.
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All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.
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All I got to do is punch this brick.
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Aaaah! (bleep)
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Wii Sports
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0-0.
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(grunting)
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God! Tennis sucks!
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METAL GEAR
SOLID
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Snake, we need you
to infiltrate Otacon's new base.
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Be sure to use whatever
you can to sneak in.
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Okay, Colonel. I've got
something up my sleeve.
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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- (coughs)
- (rapid firing, screaming)
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(gasps)
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA
TURTLES
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BATTLETOADS
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Katamari
Damacy
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Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!
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- (laughs maniacally)
- He was dropped on his head as a kid.
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I'm gonna roll you guys up!
Roll, roll, roll!
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The Sims
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Someone removed the freaking toilet!
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(all screaming in terror)
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TOMB
RAIDER
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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(sighs) My back hurts from
these goddamn breast implants.
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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
OCARINA OF TIME
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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(yelling)
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Hey! What the hell
are you doing to my stuff?
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I'm looking for Rupees!
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(yelling)
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SONIC
THE HEDGEHOG
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I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
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No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.
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- Oh, come on!
- Red Ring of Death, again.
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All right. I'll just go to
my mom's house and get the 64.
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Thanks.
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(whistling)
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, no! No!!
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(screaming)
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(grunting)
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Help! Help!
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Need some help?
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Master Chief?!
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Thanks for helping out!
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I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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(straining)
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F--k this.
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Fine! I'll get out of here myself!
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I don't care if it'll take me
ten minutes or ten years!
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10 years later
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All right. Who put the skeleton
under the bookshelf?
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