(man) PS3 is better than Xbox and Wii is for little girls!
(Ian) Shut up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Your tank was upside-down, and then your Master Chief guy
just came up and flipped it right back over?
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's really realistic.
Okay. Name one game that would still be fun if it was realistic.
IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL
SUPER MARIO BROS.
Listen, Mario, if you want a piece of that princess ass,
it's gonna cost ya.
All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.
All I got to do is punch this brick.
Aaaah! (bleep)
Wii Sports
0-0.
(grunting)
God! Tennis sucks!
METAL GEAR SOLID
Snake, we need you to infiltrate Otacon's new base.
Be sure to use whatever you can to sneak in.
Okay, Colonel. I've got something up my sleeve.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
- (coughs) - (rapid firing, screaming)
(gasps)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
BATTLETOADS
Katamari Damacy
Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!
- (laughs maniacally) - He was dropped on his head as a kid.
I'm gonna roll you guys up! Roll, roll, roll!
The Sims
Someone removed the freaking toilet!
(all screaming in terror)
TOMB RAIDER
♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(sighs) My back hurts from these goddamn breast implants.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME
Ah! Ah! Ah!
(yelling)
Hey! What the hell are you doing to my stuff?
I'm looking for Rupees!
(yelling)
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?
No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.
- Oh, come on! - Red Ring of Death, again.
All right. I'll just go to my mom's house and get the 64.
Thanks.
(whistling)
(phone chimes)
Oh, no! No!!
(screaming)
(grunting)
Help! Help!
Need some help?
Master Chief?!
Thanks for helping out!
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
(straining)
F--k this.
Fine! I'll get out of here myself!
I don't care if it'll take me ten minutes or ten years!
10 years later
All right. Who put the skeleton under the bookshelf?
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