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<i>(man) PS3 is better than Xbox</i>[br]<i>and Wii is for little girls!</i>

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<i>(Ian) Shut up!</i>

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Your tank was upside-down,[br]and then your Master Chief guy

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just came up and flipped[br]it right back over?

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- Yeah.[br]- Yeah, that's really realistic.

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Okay. Name one game that[br]would still be fun if it was realistic.

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IF VIDEO GAMES[br]WERE REAL

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SUPER MARIO BROS.

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Listen, Mario, if you want[br]a piece of that princess ass,

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it's gonna cost ya.

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All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.

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All I got to do is punch this brick.

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Aaaah! (bleep)

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Wii Sports

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0-0.

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(grunting)

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God! Tennis sucks!

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METAL GEAR[br]SOLID

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Snake, we need you[br]to infiltrate Otacon's new base.

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Be sure to use whatever[br]you can to sneak in.

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Okay, Colonel. I've got[br]something up my sleeve.

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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

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- (coughs)[br]- (rapid firing, screaming)

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(gasps)

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA[br]TURTLES

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BATTLETOADS

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Katamari[br]Damacy

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Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!

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- (laughs maniacally)[br]- He was dropped on his head as a kid.

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I'm gonna roll you guys up![br]Roll, roll, roll!

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The Sims

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Someone removed the freaking toilet!

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(all screaming in terror)

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TOMB[br]RAIDER

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♪ (dramatic music) ♪

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(sighs) My back hurts from[br]these goddamn breast implants.

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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA[br]OCARINA OF TIME

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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(yelling)

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Hey! What the hell[br]are you doing to my stuff?

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I'm looking for Rupees!

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(yelling)

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SONIC[br]THE HEDGEHOG

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I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?

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No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.

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- Oh, come on![br]- Red Ring of Death, again.

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All right. I'll just go to[br]my mom's house and get the 64.

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Thanks.

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(whistling)

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(phone chimes)

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Oh, no! No!!

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(screaming)

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(grunting)

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Help! Help!

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Need some help?

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Master Chief?!

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Thanks for helping out!

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I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

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(straining)

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F--k this.

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Fine! I'll get out of here myself!

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I don't care if it'll take me[br]ten minutes or ten years!

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10 years later

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All right. Who put the skeleton[br]under the bookshelf?

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Go to smosh.com to see bloopers

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+ scenes from Grand Theft Auto[br]& Scribblenauts

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