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During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened!
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An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy?
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The German Hitman Theory
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Oh, what a shame,
SUB ME ON!!
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The Dutch Hitman Theory
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Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!
SUB ME ON!
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The Polish Hitman Theory
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YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON!
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The English Shitman theory
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Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over!
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And The Danish Hitman Theory
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Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said...
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...Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife…
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I need to get home to my wife!
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It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team…
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- But…
- Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you…
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Which way do you think he was?
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