During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened!
An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy?
The German Hitman Theory
Oh, what a shame,
SUB ME ON!!
The Dutch Hitman Theory
Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!
SUB ME ON!
The Polish Hitman Theory
YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON!
The English Shitman theory
Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over!
And The Danish Hitman Theory
Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said...
...Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife…
I need to get home to my wife!
It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team…
- But…
- Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you…
Which way do you think he was?
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