During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened!

An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy?

The German Hitman Theory

Oh, what a shame, 
SUB ME ON!!

The Dutch Hitman Theory

Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!
SUB ME ON!

The Polish Hitman Theory

YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON!

The English Shitman theory

Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over!

And The Danish Hitman Theory

Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said...

...Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife…

I need to get home to my wife!

It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team…

- But…
- Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you…

Which way do you think he was?
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