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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.00,0:00:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.40,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The German Hitman Theory
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what a shame, \NSUB ME ON!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.00,0:00:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Dutch Hitman Theory
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!\NSUB ME ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.90,0:00:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Polish Hitman Theory
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.60,0:00:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.90,0:01:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The English Shitman theory
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.60,0:01:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.30,0:01:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And The Danish Hitman Theory
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.60,0:01:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.80,0:01:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to get home to my wife!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.80,0:01:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But…\N- Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which way do you think he was?\NClick "i" to vote now.