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During Bayern vs Spurs, this happened!

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An innocent injury or, another Champions League conspiracy?

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The German Hitman Theory

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Oh, what a shame, 
SUB ME ON!!

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The Dutch Hitman Theory

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Oh what a shame, yes I can come out of retirement!
SUB ME ON!

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The Polish Hitman Theory

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YES! Of course I hit the target! Sorry Kingsley! Goals to score, records to break! SUB ME ON!

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The English Shitman theory

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Go away! I’m not doing any interviews until the election is over!

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And The Danish Hitman Theory

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Hey Kingsley, I don’t mean to alarm you but my private investigator just called and said...

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...Jan Vertonghen has gone into your house. With your wife…

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I need to get home to my wife!

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It worked! Now go and do it on the rest of the team…

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- But…
- Don’t make me “Luke Shaw” you…

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Which way do you think he was?
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