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James Charles, a name so chilling
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that it requires a trigger warning.
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Trigger warning: James Charles.
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You can say a lot of things about
James Charles.
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Most of them are bad.
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Like, really bad.
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But objectively, he is one of the most
well-known
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influencers from the last 10 years.
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And because of how much exposure
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and business success he saw
over the years,
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James Charles is truly somebody who
could have had it all
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if only he wasn't a piece of shit.
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If you're watching this video, odds are
you've heard of James,
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or you've at least heard of his infamy.
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You may have had the petrifying
experience
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of seeing his BBL or hearing him say
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"Hi sisters!"
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This guy's digital footprint has some of the
funniest
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and grossest shit I have ever seen.
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Because as we'll get into, he is a massive
creepo, freako,
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womp womp.
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It is quite a tale.
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So allow me to take you on an Unhinged
James Charles Deepdive.
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James Charles (or James Charles
Dickinson)
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was born on May 23rd, 1999 in Bethlehem,
New York.
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And he is Emily Dickinson's third cousin
twice removed -
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ignore that, it was a lie, I just lied.
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In 2010, at the age of 11, he started his
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very first YouTube channel called
JaysCoding.
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This channel mostly consisted of him
covering songs like
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"Pumped Up Kicks".
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♫ "You better run, better run
faster than my bullet." ♫
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"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.
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♫ "Carved my name
into his leather seats." ♫
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But most notably, this "It Will Rain" cover
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where he's wearing this wolf hat.
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♫ "- morphine at my door." ♫
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And although these childhood videos are
wholesome,
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this would be the start
of a very troubling
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pattern of him
singing unprompted.
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Although my personal favorite video
that I found on JaysCoding
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was this six-second upload of just
a image of an eye.
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Like, bro really uploaded an
image to YouTube,
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and that is so of the time.
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But in 2015, he would launch his second
and main channel
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that we know today as James Charles.
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And this is where he started uploading
makeup tutorials, such as
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serpent makeup tutorial and
Snapchat Galaxy makeup tutorial.
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And as you can see, none of these look
particularly good.
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In fact, they're pretty bad,
but I assure you
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everyone's makeup looked
really bad in 2015,
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so that really means nothing I guess.
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But he was gaining a really decent
audience from posting these tutorials.
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But the inciting incident, the
catalyst that would launch
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James Charles' career, happened in
September of 2016.
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And this moment would have irreversible
repercussions on society and the Internet.
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James was 17 years old at this point,
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and he had just taken his senior photos,
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which came out fugly according to him.
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And so he hired the school
photographer to come back
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and let him retake the pictures
with his ring light.
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And as you can see here, his highlight is
definitely going off,
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his brows have a good
Roblox look to them.
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However, where I draw the line is
that man bun.
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What the f**k?
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Anyways, his friend convinces
him to post these
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new glamorous pictures online
and they go extremely viral.
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Like, this picture of James
was being shared
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so much that CoverGirl noticed it.
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And that is how he became the world's
first male CoverGirl.
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Now because this was 2016, it stirred
controversy amongst conservatives.
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And, you know, of course it did
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because it's CoverGirl, not "CoverDong".
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Seriously, though, I found this
old Twitter thread
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where people are just bitching about this
like there's no tomorrow.
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A great example is this one:
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reads tweet.
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There's also this one where
a woman compares
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James being on CoverGirl to a white
person doing blackface.
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Um... Nurse, she's out again!
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Anyways, outisde of these randos making
a stink out of it,
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this opened up a lot of opportunities
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for James.
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I mean, he went on Ellen, I guess that's not
that impressive, though.
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As I mentioned in the Jojo Siwa video, you
could literally fart into a bucket
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and somehow make it on Ellen at this
point in time.
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And as his fame was escalating,
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he did his first-ever fan meet.
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Only 50 people showed up to this event,
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and one of the videos that was taken there
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was turned into a meme because at
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some point James just sat down on the
ground and started singing.
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♫ Bring me a little water now!
Bring me little water, Sylvie!♫
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I don't know what my favorite part about
this meme is. It might be
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the Snapchat caption that says "f**k it up"
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which insinuates that he's doing a good
job singing right now.
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Or it could be the fact that he raises
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his finger up as if he's hitting those
high notes.
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This was, of course, the very first time
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that he was turned into a meme,
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but it's certainly would not be the last.
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This same year, James did a CoverGirl
promotion with Zendaya,
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and oh my God, this has gotta be
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one of the most unintentionally funny
videos I've ever seen.
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So this video that they're doing is a
challenge to see what makeup
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looks they could come up with in the
span of 5 minutes.
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And so they're both in a rush and trying to
showcase these CoverGirl
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products along the way.
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And about 30 seconds in, James gets
befuddled and just starts
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copying Zendaya and then acts like
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everything he's doing was his idea.
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- "I used it on my inner corner."
- "Same."
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(Huh??)
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- "I used this as a base for the blue."
- "Yeah, same."
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And not only this, the end result is so bad,
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she absolutely ate him up, I can't believe
this video exists.
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These two people should not exist in the
same universe.
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James would soon also start doing collabs
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with massive YouTubers like Tana Mongeau,
Joey Graceffa, and even
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non-YouTubers like Maddie Ziegler.
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However, he would soon find himself in his
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very first controversy, and that is the
"Ebola" tweet.
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On Febuary 16, 2017, James writes:
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reads tweet.
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So obviously this is very out of touch
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and just kind of assumes that Africa is like
a diseased-riddled area,
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and so people were not happy about this.
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And so the very same day he did his first
public apology ever.
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He wrote:
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reads tweet.
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And people definitely still thought James
was racist for, like, a good month
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after this.
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But the discourse got completely
overshadowed by the events of
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March 5th, 2017, which was the birth of
Flashback Mary.
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So what happened was that
James was at an event
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and he had WAY too much
powder on his face,
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and so when they took this picture of him,
it caused a flashback that gave him this,
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like, ghostly, ghoulish, sinister
SCP look to him.
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And the internet was immediately
obsessed with this.
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Like, this is definitely one of the biggest
memes that has hit the Internet.
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Ask anyone, ask your grandma, ask your
local pastor, they know Flashback Mary.
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The main comparison that was being made
to James was of this spider from-
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what is this show called?
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It's called Miss Spider's
Sunny Patch Friends.
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Like, I can't express to you how many times
I've seen this image against my will,
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I wish I could permaban it from my brain.
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Something a little disappointing about this
meme, though, is that the
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widespread image of Flashback
Mary is not the real one.
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This is the real one, and I will say, the
flashback is still really bad,
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but whoever edited this picture
just made it 70 times worse.
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An interesting artifact of the time that I
found was this Redbubble page
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that just exclusively sells Flashback Mary
furniture, such as clocks and pillows.
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I really don't understand Redbubble,
people will just sell
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tych-fck-ehchk-ANYTHING there.
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Anyways, though, speaking of James
Charles' foundation, he does not
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know how to match that shit.
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Like, there's entire compilations
of him doing just that.
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And in this video specifically, he
describes himself as having
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warm undertones.
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"GASP. That looks like it could be
such a good match for me,
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everyone is convinced that my skintone
is, like, not warm."
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Girl, you are PINK! You are PINK!
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I think the funniest part about all
of this, though, is that he
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literally has a YouTube video trying, like,
40 different foundation shades, and
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in the end he still chooses the wrong one.
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Side note, though, another James Charles-ism
is that he chronically misuses
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Facetune, especially in this era.
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And to be fair, he's never hid that he
uses Facetune, but it just looks so bad
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that I don't understand why he continues
to do it. Like, when I see these pictures,
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I get uncanny valley, Russian
Sleep Experiment, creepypasta vibes.
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Moving on, though, we have the "It"
debacle of 2017.
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Now, the It debacle began on September
7th when James tweeted about
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how he was gonna go see It, and
how excited he was about it.
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But literally five minutes into the movie,
he started tweeting about how bad
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it was, which, of course, is just nutty
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because how have you already
decided that
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you don't like the movie, and it's only
been five minutes?
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And, like, why are you even on your phone?
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About thirty minutes later,
James tweets again,
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and this time, he says:
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reading tweet.
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Both of these tweets annoyed people for
obvious reasons.
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Like, he's just been texting the entire
movie.
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It doesn't even sound like he's been
watching it to know if it's bad!
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And so in response to all the people
questioning why he's doing this,
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he writes:
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reads tweet.
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But then,
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Finn Wolfhard replies to one of these
tweets and says:
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reads tweet
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Granted, at this time, I think Finn was
12 or 13 maybe.
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And so James tweets:
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reads tweet.
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Which sounds like he's accepting the
end of this.
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Like, this should be the end of the
conversation.
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But instead, he starts backtracking times
3,000, and he says:
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reads tweet.
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For the next few hours, people on
Twitter would not leave him alone
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about why he was texting in the
movie theater.
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And so he eventually says:
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reads tweet.
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And this dug his grave in even more.
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Because people were like, "What do you
mean 'everyone does it,'
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like, everyone does not do that!"
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Personally, as an AMC Stubs member,
this pains me.
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Follow me on Letterboxd so I can
feel important.
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But this caused people to start doing
polls about whether or not people
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actually texted people during movies.
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And the results were, of course,
overwhelmingly NO.
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No they do not!
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And again, this should've been the end of
the conversation, but he just keeps
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acknowledging it, and he ends up filming
an apology video in the backseat
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of an Uber.
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(James talking:) "I want to personally
apologize to Finn and anybody else
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involved in the making of the movie It."
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And regardless of all of this, a couple
days later, he ended up doing an
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It makeup tutorial.
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(James doing a Pennywise voice:)
"Hiya, sisters! James Charles
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here, and welcome back to my
YouTube channel!"
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Which, by the way, the first six
seconds of this video
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changed my life for the worse, so I'm
gonna make you see this too.
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(dubstep, intense music)
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(scream sound effect)
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In 2018, the "Sister Squad formed
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And this was basically just of long
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squad of these four best friends that
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consisted of... I mentioned Ethan Dolan,
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Grayson Dolan, and of course
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James himself. Now Eathan Dolan / Grayson
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had a huge Youtube channel that they
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have been making videos on since 2014
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And James ended up meeting them in late
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2017 after he left he left a bunch of very
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Questionably, thirsty Tweets on both of
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Their Instagrams. These includes comments
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Such as "Run me over with that
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Motorcycle, daddy". "Choke me with that
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Seatbelt, daddy".
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And last but not least, " Hit me with that
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Stick, daddy".
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On June 9, 2018, the first ever "Sister
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Squad" video was posted and this
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Had a cultural impact like no other
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Squad at the time. I don't care what
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Anyone says. This is the truth.
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The "Sister Squad" was such an
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Immediate success and all their videos
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Were pretty much just them hanging out.
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Each one of the "Sister Squad" videos got
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Around 30 million views a piece.
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And so, they say that people were
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invested.
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In this friend's group dynamic
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'It would be an understatement.
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The most notable dynamics was that of.
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Emma and Grayson because it was heavily
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theorized that they secretly dating while
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fans were constantly speculating them.,
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making entire compilations of their
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interactions. And secondly was the
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dynamic between James and Grayson.
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It was pretty much an open secret that
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James had a crush on Grayson and there's
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entire compilations of him unsuccessfully
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flirting with him. And there's
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definitely some of the incidents were
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preplanned as a joke, but there's
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also many that were pretty much very raw.
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Very real like you can feel the rejection
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in the air like groaning
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this is very important to remember when
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we get to bisister, so just keep this is
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in mind that this group being able to
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make millions and millions of views per
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video and despite the way they seem so
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close in these videos. These two things
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have appeared to cause some turmoil
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because by February 4th, 2019, Emma
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unfollowed all of them and to be fair,
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she did unfollow everyone but likes six
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people and posted on her story that she
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had done that for a social media purge.
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But to be honest, it doesn't really make
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sense because if you are doing a social
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media purge I think you still follow your
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closest friends and just not anyone else.