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[whispering] Exclusive!
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Hello.
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Uh, welcome to another episode
of Between Two Ferns.
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I'm your host, Zack Galifinakis and
my guest today is Char-lies Th-ron.
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Charlize Theron.
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That's o--
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That's okay, everybody does that.
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Charlize Th-ron,
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Theron, like herron.
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Theron.
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Like heroin.
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No, just Theron.
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Just throw it away.
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So you were in Monsters Inc.
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[laughing]
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No.
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Oh that's humorous.
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Oh, you were in the movie Monster.
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Monster, yeah, just Monster.
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Did you win an Oscar for that?
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I did.
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Where's your Oscar statue?
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It's in my house.
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I think it'd be cool like if you hung
it from your like rearview mirror,
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in your car,
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with a high school tassel.
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[laughing]
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Where did that come from?
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That just--that stuff just hangs out in your head?
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That's funny.
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[laughing]
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Do you write it down?
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You're really funny.
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Just remember it.
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So it says here you're a dog lover.
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Yeah, very much.
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Do you have a dog?
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I have a few.
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Yeah, I adopt them and I actually recently
just adopted one from the pound
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and he actually has this really horrible disease
called leishmaniasis, and it's like a cancer.
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So we're--he's on medication right
now and we're--we hope he pulls through.
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It's a pretty bad disease.
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They don't know that much
about it here in America.
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We have a new sponsor.
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Is this the camera?
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Sorry. I just--
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We have a new sponsor of the show,
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We have a new sponsor of the show,
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Need for Speed: Shift.
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Which camera, this one?
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Video game.
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What's his name?
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Old boy.
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Old boy?
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Like uh--
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Oh boy wish my dog wasn't sick?
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[chuckling]
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Um--
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[chuckling]
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You okay?
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Because of the dog?
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No, I'm fine, don't worry about it.
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You're sweet for asking though.
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What was your--um--how often
do you go back to South Africa?
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I go quite a bit, you know.
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Have you been?
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Yes.
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And did you go alone, or
did you go with a girlfriend?
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Or a--
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Uhh--
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Alone?
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I've--
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I have a--
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I have a girlfriend.
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That's great.
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She looks a little bit like you.
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Real--
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Oh wow.
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That's such a nice compliment.
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Thank you.
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And a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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[laughing]
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That's funny.
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[laughing]
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You must make her laugh all the time.
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It's warm in here.
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Don't, don't put this on camera.
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Come her--
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My thighs are so
sweaty right now.
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It's like dripping all the way
down to the back of my knees.
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Look at this.
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I think the only thing that could cool me
off right now is jumping naked into a pool.
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It's so fucking hot.
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What--
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Are you--
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Are you asking me to go with you?
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Where?
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The naked pool.
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[laughing]
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Oh my God!
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You are hilarious!
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I wasn't joking.
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You know how you made it really funny?
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Is because the image of me and you, like, like, me
naked in a pool with like a fat garden gnome, like--
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[laughing].
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That's like really good!
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You are really good!
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You are really good.
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I hope your dog dies.
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[laughing]
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I just pissed myself.
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