[whispering] Exclusive!
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Hello.
Uh, welcome to another episode of Between Two Ferns.
I'm your host, Zack Galifinakis and my guest today is Char-lies Th-ron.
Charlize Theron.
That's o--
That's okay, everybody does that.
Charlize Th-ron,
Theron, like herron.
Theron.
Like heroin.
No, just Theron.
Just throw it away.
So you were in Monsters Inc.
[laughing]
No.
Oh that's humorous.
Oh, you were in the movie Monster.
Monster, yeah, just Monster.
Did you win an Oscar for that?
I did.
Where's your Oscar statue?
It's in my house.
I think it'd be cool like if you hung it from your like rearview mirror,
in your car,
with a high school tassel.
[laughing]
Where did that come from?
That just--that stuff just hangs out in your head?
That's funny.
[laughing]
Do you write it down?
You're really funny.
Just remember it.
So it says here you're a dog lover.
Yeah, very much.
Do you have a dog?
I have a few.
Yeah, I adopt them and I actually recently just adopted one from the pound
and he actually has this really horrible disease called leishmaniasis, and it's like a cancer.
So we're--he's on medication right now and we're--we hope he pulls through.
It's a pretty bad disease.
They don't know that much about it here in America.
We have a new sponsor.
Is this the camera?
Sorry. I just--
We have a new sponsor of the show,
Need for Speed: Shift.
Which camera, this one?
Video game.
What's his name?
Old boy.
Old boy?
Like uh--
Oh boy wish my dog wasn't sick?
[chuckling]
Um--
[chuckling]
You okay?
Because of the dog?
No, I'm fine, don't worry about it.
You're sweet for asking though.
What was your--um--how often do you go back to South Africa?
I go quite a bit, you know.
Have you been?
Yes.
And did you go alone, or did you go with a girlfriend?
Or a--
Uhh--
Alone?
I've--
I have a--
I have a girlfriend.
That's great.
She looks a little bit like you.
Real--
Oh wow.
That's such a nice compliment.
Thank you.
And a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
[laughing]
That's funny.
[laughing]
You must make her laugh all the time.
It's warm in here.
Don't, don't put this on camera.
Come her--
My thighs are so sweaty right now.
It's like dripping all the way down to the back of my knees.
Look at this.
I think the only thing that could cool me off right now is jumping naked into a pool.
It's so fucking hot.
What--
Are you--
Are you asking me to go with you?
Where?
The naked pool.
[laughing]
Oh my God!
You are hilarious!
I wasn't joking.
You know how you made it really funny?
Is because the image of me and you, like, like, me naked in a pool with like a fat garden gnome, like--
[laughing].
That's like really good!
You are really good!
You are really good.
I hope your dog dies.
[laughing]
I just pissed myself.
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