WEBVTT 00:00:00.033 --> 00:00:02.599 [whispering] Exclusive! 00:00:02.600 --> 00:00:08.566 ♪ ♪ 00:00:08.566 --> 00:00:08.966 Hello. 00:00:08.966 --> 00:00:13.599 Uh, welcome to another episode of Between Two Ferns. 00:00:13.600 --> 00:00:20.666 I'm your host, Zack Galifinakis and my guest today is Char-lies Th-ron. 00:00:20.666 --> 00:00:22.699 Charlize Theron. 00:00:22.700 --> 00:00:23.900 That's o-- 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:25.700 That's okay, everybody does that. 00:00:25.700 --> 00:00:27.200 Charlize Th-ron, 00:00:27.200 --> 00:00:28.866 Theron, like herron. 00:00:28.866 --> 00:00:29.499 Theron. 00:00:29.500 --> 00:00:30.600 Like heroin. 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:31.866 No, just Theron. 00:00:31.866 --> 00:00:32.966 Just throw it away. 00:00:32.966 --> 00:00:34.366 So you were in Monsters Inc. 00:00:34.366 --> 00:00:35.399 00:00:35.400 --> 00:00:37.766 [laughing] 00:00:37.766 --> 00:00:38.966 No. 00:00:38.966 --> 00:00:40.566 Oh that's humorous. 00:00:40.566 --> 00:00:42.632 Oh, you were in the movie Monster. 00:00:42.633 --> 00:00:44.499 Monster, yeah, just Monster. 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:46.166 Did you win an Oscar for that? 00:00:46.166 --> 00:00:47.066 I did. 00:00:47.066 --> 00:00:48.499 Where's your Oscar statue? 00:00:48.500 --> 00:00:50.900 It's in my house. 00:00:50.900 --> 00:00:53.433 I think it'd be cool like if you hung it from your like rearview mirror, 00:00:53.433 --> 00:00:54.366 in your car, 00:00:54.366 --> 00:00:55.499 with a high school tassel. 00:00:55.500 --> 00:00:56.900 [laughing] 00:00:56.900 --> 00:00:57.966 Where did that come from? 00:00:57.966 --> 00:01:01.266 That just--that stuff just hangs out in your head? 00:01:01.266 --> 00:01:02.166 That's funny. 00:01:02.166 --> 00:01:03.966 [laughing] 00:01:03.966 --> 00:01:05.432 Do you write it down? 00:01:05.433 --> 00:01:06.499 You're really funny. 00:01:06.500 --> 00:01:07.433 00:01:07.433 --> 00:01:08.466 Just remember it. 00:01:08.466 --> 00:01:10.432 00:01:10.433 --> 00:01:12.833 So it says here you're a dog lover. 00:01:12.833 --> 00:01:13.699 Yeah, very much. 00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:14.633 Do you have a dog? 00:01:14.633 --> 00:01:15.533 I have a few. 00:01:15.533 --> 00:01:20.233 Yeah, I adopt them and I actually recently just adopted one from the pound 00:01:20.233 --> 00:01:29.299 and he actually has this really horrible disease called leishmaniasis, and it's like a cancer. 00:01:29.300 --> 00:01:36.366 So we're--he's on medication right now and we're--we hope he pulls through. 00:01:36.366 --> 00:01:38.499 It's a pretty bad disease. 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:40.566 They don't know that much about it here in America. 00:01:40.566 --> 00:01:41.899 We have a new sponsor. 00:01:41.900 --> 00:01:42.933 Is this the camera? 00:01:42.933 --> 00:01:43.699 Sorry. I just-- 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:45.200 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:47.233 We have a new sponsor of the show, 00:01:47.233 --> 00:01:48.199 We have a new sponsor of the show, 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:50.333 Need for Speed: Shift. 00:01:50.333 --> 00:01:51.399 Which camera, this one? 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:57.100 00:01:57.100 --> 00:01:57.800 Video game. 00:01:57.800 --> 00:02:00.233 00:02:00.233 --> 00:02:01.033 What's his name? 00:02:01.033 --> 00:02:02.599 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:04.766 Old boy. 00:02:04.766 --> 00:02:06.666 Old boy? 00:02:06.666 --> 00:02:08.431 Like uh-- 00:02:08.433 --> 00:02:10.233 Oh boy wish my dog wasn't sick? 00:02:10.233 --> 00:02:11.699 00:02:11.700 --> 00:02:14.266 [chuckling] 00:02:14.266 --> 00:02:15.199 Um-- 00:02:15.200 --> 00:02:16.133 [chuckling] 00:02:16.133 --> 00:02:16.666 You okay? 00:02:16.666 --> 00:02:17.332 Because of the dog? 00:02:17.333 --> 00:02:19.766 No, I'm fine, don't worry about it. 00:02:19.766 --> 00:02:21.166 You're sweet for asking though. 00:02:21.166 --> 00:02:25.132 00:02:25.133 --> 00:02:29.999 What was your--um--how often do you go back to South Africa? 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.233 I go quite a bit, you know. 00:02:32.233 --> 00:02:32.899 Have you been? 00:02:32.900 --> 00:02:33.566 Yes. 00:02:33.566 --> 00:02:37.266 And did you go alone, or did you go with a girlfriend? 00:02:37.266 --> 00:02:38.032 Or a-- 00:02:38.033 --> 00:02:40.233 00:02:40.233 --> 00:02:40.666 Uhh-- 00:02:40.666 --> 00:02:41.266 Alone? 00:02:41.266 --> 00:02:41.999 I've-- 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:42.600 I have a-- 00:02:42.600 --> 00:02:43.433 I have a girlfriend. 00:02:43.433 --> 00:02:45.199 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:46.066 That's great. 00:02:46.066 --> 00:02:47.999 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:49.133 She looks a little bit like you. 00:02:49.133 --> 00:02:50.066 00:02:50.066 --> 00:02:50.432 Real-- 00:02:50.433 --> 00:02:51.433 Oh wow. 00:02:51.433 --> 00:02:52.966 That's such a nice compliment. 00:02:52.966 --> 00:02:53.599 Thank you. 00:02:53.600 --> 00:02:55.600 And a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter. 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:56.600 00:02:56.600 --> 00:02:57.733 [laughing] 00:02:57.733 --> 00:02:59.033 That's funny. 00:02:59.033 --> 00:03:01.833 [laughing] 00:03:01.833 --> 00:03:03.999 You must make her laugh all the time. 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.200 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:07.333 It's warm in here. 00:03:07.333 --> 00:03:08.466 00:03:08.466 --> 00:03:10.566 Don't, don't put this on camera. 00:03:10.566 --> 00:03:12.966 Come her-- 00:03:12.966 --> 00:03:15.699 My thighs are so sweaty right now. 00:03:15.700 --> 00:03:19.000 It's like dripping all the way down to the back of my knees. 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:20.900 Look at this. 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:25.100 I think the only thing that could cool me off right now is jumping naked into a pool. 00:03:25.100 --> 00:03:28.233 It's so fucking hot. 00:03:28.233 --> 00:03:28.566 What-- 00:03:28.566 --> 00:03:30.166 Are you-- 00:03:30.166 --> 00:03:31.799 Are you asking me to go with you? 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.566 00:03:33.566 --> 00:03:34.166 Where? 00:03:34.166 --> 00:03:37.032 00:03:37.033 --> 00:03:38.099 The naked pool. 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:40.233 00:03:40.233 --> 00:03:45.366 [laughing] 00:03:45.366 --> 00:03:47.432 Oh my God! 00:03:47.433 --> 00:03:49.399 You are hilarious! 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:50.333 I wasn't joking. 00:03:50.333 --> 00:03:51.933 You know how you made it really funny? 00:03:51.933 --> 00:04:01.033 Is because the image of me and you, like, like, me naked in a pool with like a fat garden gnome, like-- 00:04:01.033 --> 00:04:02.999 [laughing]. 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:04.733 That's like really good! 00:04:04.733 --> 00:04:06.299 You are really good! 00:04:06.300 --> 00:04:08.133 You are really good. 00:04:08.133 --> 00:04:09.699 I hope your dog dies. 00:04:09.700 --> 00:04:14.366 [laughing] 00:04:14.366 --> 00:04:15.966 I just pissed myself. 00:04:15.966 --> 00:04:18.332 ♪ ♪