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YES! YES!
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Blooper Shooting!
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Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now.
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NO ONE CARES!
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Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.'
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F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No! No! No! No! No! No No!
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I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
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Phew! That was close.
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No! The castle!
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What happened?
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Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it
just exploded!
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Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway?
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Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's
Reset Rocket went!
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I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it.
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Damn it dude!
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You need to be more careful where
you leave a Reset Rocket!
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Ok, fine, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, so am I.
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How are we gonna fix the castle?
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We could... shoot some bloopers?
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Okay!
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Not what I meant!
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Hey, that's not a bad idea actually!
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People will pay money to watch bloopers!
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Boring! I don't wanna watch these things!
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I didn't mean Blooper enemies!
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I mean bloopers as in outtakes!
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Oh yeah! I would!
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Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on
jobs that pay money...
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...and I'll shoot bloopers of it.
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Not what I meant!
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Anyway, together these things will
raise enough money to fix the castle!
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Great idea!
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Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers!
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Okay!
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NOT WHAT I --
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Oh.
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Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad.
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Hey! You need money?
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Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs!
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Thanks, but I got this!
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Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso!
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STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE
MY CONCENTRATION!
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Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad.
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Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers.
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So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
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THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER
SHOOTING WE'RE DOING!
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You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs!
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Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD
some more TAKES!
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Why would you record people taking stuff?
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Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom!
Hahahahaha!
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Bad level design.
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♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪
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This is where the Thwomps said the Winged
Thwomp is!
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Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me
Mario!
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You think you can just show up and ask
or something?
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You missed me!
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Hold on, let me try that again!
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THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time!
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I haven't got all day, you know!
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So, you want money so you can fix your
castle, is that it?
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Yes, that's right!
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All right, I got some jobs for you to do!
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Step through the gate so we can begin!
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Okey dokey.
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Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link!
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Stupid Bloopers!
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Oh no!
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Oh! Mamma mia!
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These Bloopers are so annoying!
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But, I am not gonna shoot them, only
stomp on them.
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Boring!
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SHUT UP TOAD!!!
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Wait a minute... the music!
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Aw yeah, this is my JAM!
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How much longer is this ride??
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You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario!
Hehehehe
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What the hell does that mean?
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Oh no!
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D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas!
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It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in
the wrong neighborhood! Haha!!
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Oh, finally something new!
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The wrong desert, duh? I'll say!
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Oh! Mamma mia!
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Well, this was fun! Good luck with
what you're doing!
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BYE!
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This has been one weird ride.
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Oh, you already said that!
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Go be a smart Alex somewhere else!
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Aaaah! Fast camera!
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Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin!
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It didn't seem to slow me down,
but it could have!
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Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car!
I need it!
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♪Victory dance♪
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♪Victory dance♪
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♪Now let's move on♪♪
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Hm? What kind of ridiculous
level is this one?
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Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved!
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Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped
a second!
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WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must
beat the Banzai Bill!
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Correct! NOW you can move on!
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Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win!
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Mush, Thowmps, Mush!
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On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z!
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Where are the Bloopers?
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SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!!
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Thwomp A finish!
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Thwomp B Finish!
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Thwomp Z finish!
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LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...
again. That underwater level doesn't count.
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Keep going.
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Yes, keep going.
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RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp
is expecting you!
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This looks like the last job from
Winged Thwomp!
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NO! Not Subbosses!
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I don't have time for this!
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Now, all you have to do is defeat ME!
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I want to shoot some Bloopers!
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Please!
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Oh please shoot some Bloopers!
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I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun.
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Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up.
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You think you can get past me now? HA!
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We're all ready to squash you down!
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It will all happen once you
hit the switch!
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Thanks for the idea!
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NO!!!
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YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
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Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded
for your efforts.
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Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs
are complete!
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Yes! Finally!
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My time has come.
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And no comment.
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Yet, I can only win by doing
absolutely nothing...
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...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job.
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And no comment on that, either.
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Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting.
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So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
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And do you want PETA on your ass?
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Pizza on my buns?
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Can it be my mouth instead?
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I really like pizza, you know?
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I give up.
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I always got to have that pizza, and I need to
shoot things with guns.
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We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza...
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...not that that second thing is important.
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Here we go!
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Good job! The castle's fixed!
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Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it!
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Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now!
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Yay!
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Me want pizza!
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Toadette, get my gun.
