1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,950 YES! YES! 2 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:20,420 Blooper Shooting! 3 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,850 Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now. 4 00:00:30,443 --> 00:00:31,753 NO ONE CARES! 5 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:35,000 Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.' 6 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:57,670 F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,310 No! No! No! No! No! No No! 8 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,910 I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed! 9 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:11,780 Phew! That was close. 10 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:20,540 No! The castle! 11 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,520 What happened? 12 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,910 Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it just exploded! 13 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,500 Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway? 14 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,880 Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's Reset Rocket went! 15 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:36,160 I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it. 16 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:38,120 Damn it dude! 17 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,120 You need to be more careful where you leave a Reset Rocket! 18 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,500 Ok, fine, I'm sorry. 19 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:43,290 Yeah, so am I. 20 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,810 How are we gonna fix the castle? 21 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,090 We could... shoot some bloopers? 22 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,030 Okay! 23 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,050 Not what I meant! 24 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,650 Hey, that's not a bad idea actually! 25 00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:56,130 People will pay money to watch bloopers! 26 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,780 Boring! I don't wanna watch these things! 27 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,380 I didn't mean Blooper enemies! 28 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,810 I mean bloopers as in outtakes! 29 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,060 Oh yeah! I would! 30 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:10,420 Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on jobs that pay money... 31 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,120 ...and I'll shoot bloopers of it. 32 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,030 Not what I meant! 33 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,470 Anyway, together these things will raise enough money to fix the castle! 34 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,170 Great idea! 35 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:22,130 Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers! 36 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:22,670 Okay! 37 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:23,190 NOT WHAT I -- 38 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,550 Oh. 39 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,870 Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad. 40 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,580 Hey! You need money? 41 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,400 Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs! 42 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,690 Thanks, but I got this! 43 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,610 Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso! 44 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:46,560 STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE MY CONCENTRATION! 45 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:53,600 Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad. 46 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,260 Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers. 47 00:02:56,390 --> 00:03:01,010 So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 48 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,000 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER SHOOTING WE'RE DOING! 49 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:09,520 You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs! 50 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,700 Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD some more TAKES! 51 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,730 Why would you record people taking stuff? 52 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:25,020 Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom! Hahahahaha! 53 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,930 Bad level design. 54 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:41,810 ♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪ 55 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,430 This is where the Thwomps said the Winged Thwomp is! 56 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:57,380 Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me Mario! 57 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,040 You think you can just show up and ask or something? 58 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,350 You missed me! 59 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,640 Hold on, let me try that again! 60 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:19,450 THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time! 61 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,650 I haven't got all day, you know! 62 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,170 So, you want money so you can fix your castle, is that it? 63 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,610 Yes, that's right! 64 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,000 All right, I got some jobs for you to do! 65 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,080 Step through the gate so we can begin! 66 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,140 Okey dokey. 67 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,620 Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link! 68 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:04,800 Stupid Bloopers! 69 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,010 Oh no! 70 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:13,480 Oh! Mamma mia! 71 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:22,670 These Bloopers are so annoying! 72 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:26,110 But, I am not gonna shoot them, only stomp on them. 73 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,510 Boring! 74 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,680 SHUT UP TOAD!!! 75 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,800 Wait a minute... the music! 76 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,330 Aw yeah, this is my JAM! 77 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,470 How much longer is this ride?? 78 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:48,200 You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario! Hehehehe 79 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:50,980 What the hell does that mean? 80 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,220 Oh no! 81 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:55,290 D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas! 82 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:59,280 It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in the wrong neighborhood! Haha!! 83 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:03,890 Oh, finally something new! 84 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:07,780 The wrong desert, duh? I'll say! 85 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,680 Oh! Mamma mia! 86 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:18,100 Well, this was fun! Good luck with what you're doing! 87 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,220 BYE! 88 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,510 This has been one weird ride. 89 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,900 Oh, you already said that! 90 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:39,090 Go be a smart Alex somewhere else! 91 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:50,140 Aaaah! Fast camera! 92 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:59,950 Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin! 93 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:03,380 It didn't seem to slow me down, but it could have! 94 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,960 Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car! I need it! 95 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,100 ♪Victory dance♪ 96 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,830 ♪Victory dance♪ 97 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,990 ♪Now let's move on♪♪ 98 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,420 Hm? What kind of ridiculous level is this one? 99 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:45,490 Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved! 100 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:20,030 Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped a second! 101 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,950 WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must beat the Banzai Bill! 102 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:52,490 Correct! NOW you can move on! 103 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:58,570 Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win! 104 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:10,700 Mush, Thowmps, Mush! 105 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:01,060 On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z! 106 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,850 Where are the Bloopers? 107 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,590 SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!! 108 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,390 Thwomp A finish! 109 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,260 Thwomp B Finish! 110 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,350 Thwomp Z finish! 111 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,660 LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... again. That underwater level doesn't count. 112 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,750 Keep going. 113 00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:19,430 Yes, keep going. 114 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,080 RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp is expecting you! 115 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,250 This looks like the last job from Winged Thwomp! 116 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:38,580 NO! Not Subbosses! 117 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:04,860 I don't have time for this! 118 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,150 Now, all you have to do is defeat ME! 119 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,314 I want to shoot some Bloopers! 120 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,020 Please! 121 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:07,776 Oh please shoot some Bloopers! 122 00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:11,930 I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun. 123 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,780 Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up. 124 00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:23,330 You think you can get past me now? HA! 125 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,740 We're all ready to squash you down! 126 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,360 It will all happen once you hit the switch! 127 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,860 Thanks for the idea! 128 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,300 NO!!! 129 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,950 YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE! 130 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,870 Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded for your efforts. 131 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,860 Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs are complete! 132 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,740 Yes! Finally! 133 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:09,340 My time has come. 134 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,230 And no comment. 135 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:20,340 Yet, I can only win by doing absolutely nothing... 136 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:24,850 ...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job. 137 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,250 And no comment on that, either. 138 00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:36,830 Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting. 139 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:41,940 So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 140 00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:45,560 And do you want PETA on your ass? 141 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,160 Pizza on my buns? 142 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,890 Can it be my mouth instead? 143 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:53,300 I really like pizza, you know? 144 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:54,970 I give up. 145 00:14:56,420 --> 00:15:01,300 I always got to have that pizza, and I need to shoot things with guns. 146 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:12,290 We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza... 147 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,550 ...not that that second thing is important. 148 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,840 Here we go! 149 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,900 Good job! The castle's fixed! 150 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,980 Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it! 151 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,430 Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now! 152 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,900 Yay! 153 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,280 Me want pizza! 154 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,600 Toadette, get my gun.