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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YES! YES!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.78,0:00:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blooper Shooting!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.40,0:00:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.44,0:00:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO ONE CARES!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.27,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.67,0:00:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.52,0:01:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No! No! No! No! No No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.44,0:01:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.79,0:01:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phew! That was close.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.66,0:01:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! The castle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.76,0:01:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.25,0:01:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it\Njust exploded!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.62,0:01:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.36,0:01:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's\NReset Rocket went!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.88,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.05,0:01:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.12,0:01:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to be more careful where\Nyou leave a Reset Rocket!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.12,0:01:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, fine, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.91,0:01:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.78,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are we gonna fix the castle?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.08,0:01:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could... shoot some bloopers?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.09,0:01:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not what I meant!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.60,0:01:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's not a bad idea actually!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.65,0:01:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People will pay money to watch bloopers!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.97,0:01:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boring! I don't wanna watch these things!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.36,0:02:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't mean Blooper enemies!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.75,0:02:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean bloopers as in outtakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.58,0:02:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah! I would!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.21,0:02:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on\Njobs that pay money...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and I'll shoot bloopers of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not what I meant!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.97,0:02:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, together these things will\Nraise enough money to fix the castle!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.66,0:02:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.17,0:02:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.13,0:02:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.67,0:02:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOT WHAT I --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.50,0:02:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.03,0:02:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.85,0:02:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! You need money?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.63,0:02:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.22,0:02:37.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, but I got this!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.95,0:02:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.18,0:02:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE\NMY CONCENTRATION!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.71,0:02:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.60,0:02:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.39,0:03:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.15,0:03:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER\NSHOOTING WE'RE DOING!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.39,0:03:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.38,0:03:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD\Nsome more TAKES!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.50,0:03:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you record people taking stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.02,0:03:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom!\NHahahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.07,0:03:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bad level design.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.56,0:03:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.10,0:03:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where the Thwomps said the Winged\NThwomp is!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.27,0:03:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me\NMario!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.53,0:04:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you can just show up and ask\Nor something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.12,0:04:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You missed me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.31,0:04:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, let me try that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.55,0:04:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.69,0:04:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't got all day, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.36,0:04:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you want money so you can fix your\Ncastle, is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.88,0:04:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.03,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I got some jobs for you to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step through the gate so we can begin!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.24,0:04:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okey dokey.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.36,0:04:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.94,0:05:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid Bloopers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.80,0:05:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.73,0:05:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Mamma mia!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.38,0:05:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These Bloopers are so annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.18,0:05:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I am not gonna shoot them, only\Nstomp on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.11,0:05:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boring!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.51,0:05:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHUT UP TOAD!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.44,0:05:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute... the music!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.60,0:05:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw yeah, this is my JAM!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.09,0:05:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much longer is this ride??
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.87,0:05:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario!\NHehehehe
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.57,0:05:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.98,0:05:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.23,0:05:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.86,0:05:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in\Nthe wrong neighborhood! Haha!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.09,0:06:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, finally something new!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.71,0:06:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The wrong desert, duh? I'll say!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.14,0:06:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Mamma mia!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.62,0:06:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this was fun! Good luck with\Nwhat you're doing!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.10,0:06:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BYE!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.25,0:06:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been one weird ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.16,0:06:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you already said that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.90,0:06:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go be a smart Alex somewhere else!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.95,0:06:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaah! Fast camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.81,0:06:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.95,0:07:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't seem to slow me down,\Nbut it could have!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.59,0:07:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car!\NI need it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.75,0:07:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪Victory dance♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.10,0:07:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪Victory dance♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.83,0:07:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪Now let's move on♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.61,0:07:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm? What kind of ridiculous\Nlevel is this one?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.61,0:07:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.05,0:08:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped\Na second!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.79,0:08:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must\Nbeat the Banzai Bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.31,0:08:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Correct! NOW you can move on!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.63,0:08:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.43,0:09:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mush, Thowmps, Mush!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.78,0:10:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.44,0:10:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are the Bloopers?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.85,0:10:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.75,0:10:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thwomp A finish!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.62,0:10:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thwomp B Finish!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.65,0:10:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thwomp Z finish!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.40,0:11:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...\Nagain. That underwater level doesn't count.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.03,0:11:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.99,0:11:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.25,0:11:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp\Nis expecting you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.00,0:11:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This looks like the last job from\NWinged Thwomp!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.43,0:11:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! Not Subbosses!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.87,0:12:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for this!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.60,0:13:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, all you have to do is defeat ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.79,0:13:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to shoot some Bloopers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.55,0:13:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.31,0:13:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh please shoot some Bloopers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.78,0:13:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.37,0:13:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.81,0:13:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you can get past me now? HA!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.89,0:13:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all ready to squash you down!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.74,0:13:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will all happen once you\Nhit the switch!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.36,0:13:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for the idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.09,0:13:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.30,0:13:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.77,0:13:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded\Nfor your efforts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.90,0:13:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs\Nare complete!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.02,0:14:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Finally!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.27,0:14:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My time has come.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.60,0:14:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no comment.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.34,0:14:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yet, I can only win by doing\Nabsolutely nothing...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.34,0:14:24.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.27,0:14:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no comment on that, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.09,0:14:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.19,0:14:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.03,0:14:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you want PETA on your ass?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.56,0:14:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pizza on my buns?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.65,0:14:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can it be my mouth instead?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.89,0:14:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really like pizza, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.21,0:14:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.42,0:15:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always got to have that pizza, and I need to\Nshoot things with guns.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.45,0:15:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.73,0:15:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...not that {\i1}that{\i0} second thing is important.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.42,0:15:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.72,0:15:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job! The castle's fixed!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.50,0:15:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.68,0:15:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.81,0:15:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.01,0:15:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me want pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.78,0:15:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toadette, get my gun.