WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.950 YES! YES! 00:00:18.780 --> 00:00:20.420 Blooper Shooting! 00:00:21.400 --> 00:00:23.850 Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now. 00:00:30.443 --> 00:00:31.753 NO ONE CARES! 00:00:32.270 --> 00:00:35.000 Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.' 00:00:53.670 --> 00:00:57.670 F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.310 No! No! No! No! No! No No! 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:07.910 I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed! 00:01:09.790 --> 00:01:11.780 Phew! That was close. 00:01:18.660 --> 00:01:20.540 No! The castle! 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:22.520 What happened? 00:01:23.250 --> 00:01:25.910 Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it just exploded! 00:01:26.620 --> 00:01:29.500 Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway? 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:32.880 Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's Reset Rocket went! 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:36.160 I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it. 00:01:37.050 --> 00:01:38.120 Damn it dude! 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.120 You need to be more careful where you leave a Reset Rocket! 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:41.500 Ok, fine, I'm sorry. 00:01:41.910 --> 00:01:43.290 Yeah, so am I. 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:45.810 How are we gonna fix the castle? 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:48.090 We could... shoot some bloopers? 00:01:48.090 --> 00:01:49.030 Okay! 00:01:49.360 --> 00:01:51.050 Not what I meant! 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:53.650 Hey, that's not a bad idea actually! 00:01:53.650 --> 00:01:56.130 People will pay money to watch bloopers! 00:01:56.970 --> 00:01:59.780 Boring! I don't wanna watch these things! 00:02:00.360 --> 00:02:02.380 I didn't mean Blooper enemies! 00:02:02.750 --> 00:02:04.810 I mean bloopers as in outtakes! 00:02:05.580 --> 00:02:07.060 Oh yeah! I would! 00:02:08.210 --> 00:02:10.420 Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on jobs that pay money... 00:02:10.420 --> 00:02:12.120 ...and I'll shoot bloopers of it. 00:02:12.700 --> 00:02:14.030 Not what I meant! 00:02:15.970 --> 00:02:17.470 Anyway, together these things will raise enough money to fix the castle! 00:02:18.660 --> 00:02:20.170 Great idea! 00:02:20.170 --> 00:02:22.130 Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers! 00:02:22.130 --> 00:02:22.670 Okay! 00:02:22.670 --> 00:02:23.190 NOT WHAT I -- 00:02:23.500 --> 00:02:24.550 Oh. 00:02:25.030 --> 00:02:26.870 Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad. 00:02:30.850 --> 00:02:32.580 Hey! You need money? 00:02:33.630 --> 00:02:35.400 Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs! 00:02:36.220 --> 00:02:37.690 Thanks, but I got this! 00:02:41.950 --> 00:02:43.610 Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso! 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:46.560 STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE MY CONCENTRATION! 00:02:50.710 --> 00:02:53.600 Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad. 00:02:53.600 --> 00:02:56.260 Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers. 00:02:56.390 --> 00:03:01.010 So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 00:03:04.150 --> 00:03:06.000 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER SHOOTING WE'RE DOING! 00:03:07.390 --> 00:03:09.520 You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs! 00:03:10.380 --> 00:03:12.700 Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD some more TAKES! 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:15.730 Why would you record people taking stuff? 00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:25.020 Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom! Hahahahaha! 00:03:31.070 --> 00:03:32.930 Bad level design. 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:41.810 ♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪ 00:03:48.100 --> 00:03:51.430 This is where the Thwomps said the Winged Thwomp is! 00:03:54.270 --> 00:03:57.380 Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me Mario! 00:03:59.530 --> 00:04:02.040 You think you can just show up and ask or something? 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:07.350 You missed me! 00:04:08.310 --> 00:04:10.640 Hold on, let me try that again! 00:04:17.550 --> 00:04:19.450 THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time! 00:04:20.690 --> 00:04:22.650 I haven't got all day, you know! 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:31.170 So, you want money so you can fix your castle, is that it? 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:33.610 Yes, that's right! 00:04:34.030 --> 00:04:36.000 All right, I got some jobs for you to do! 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.080 Step through the gate so we can begin! 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:40.140 Okey dokey. 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:58.620 Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link! 00:05:02.940 --> 00:05:04.800 Stupid Bloopers! 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.010 Oh no! 00:05:10.730 --> 00:05:13.480 Oh! Mamma mia! 00:05:19.380 --> 00:05:22.670 These Bloopers are so annoying! 00:05:23.180 --> 00:05:26.110 But, I am not gonna shoot them, only stomp on them. 00:05:26.110 --> 00:05:27.510 Boring! 00:05:27.510 --> 00:05:28.680 SHUT UP TOAD!!! 00:05:29.440 --> 00:05:31.800 Wait a minute... the music! 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:37.330 Aw yeah, this is my JAM! 00:05:40.090 --> 00:05:43.470 How much longer is this ride?? 00:05:44.870 --> 00:05:48.200 You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario! Hehehehe 00:05:48.570 --> 00:05:50.980 What the hell does that mean? 00:05:50.980 --> 00:05:52.220 Oh no! 00:05:52.230 --> 00:05:55.290 D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas! 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:59.280 It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in the wrong neighborhood! Haha!! 00:06:00.090 --> 00:06:03.890 Oh, finally something new! 00:06:04.710 --> 00:06:07.780 The wrong desert, duh? I'll say! 00:06:09.140 --> 00:06:11.680 Oh! Mamma mia! 00:06:14.620 --> 00:06:18.100 Well, this was fun! Good luck with what you're doing! 00:06:18.100 --> 00:06:20.220 BYE! 00:06:28.250 --> 00:06:31.510 This has been one weird ride. 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:36.900 Oh, you already said that! 00:06:36.900 --> 00:06:39.090 Go be a smart Alex somewhere else! 00:06:46.950 --> 00:06:50.140 Aaaah! Fast camera! 00:06:56.810 --> 00:06:59.950 Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin! 00:06:59.950 --> 00:07:03.380 It didn't seem to slow me down, but it could have! 00:07:04.590 --> 00:07:07.960 Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car! I need it! 00:07:16.750 --> 00:07:18.100 ♪Victory dance♪ 00:07:18.100 --> 00:07:19.830 ♪Victory dance♪ 00:07:19.830 --> 00:07:21.990 ♪Now let's move on♪♪ 00:07:25.610 --> 00:07:28.420 Hm? What kind of ridiculous level is this one? 00:07:42.610 --> 00:07:45.490 Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved! 00:08:17.050 --> 00:08:20.030 Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped a second! 00:08:31.790 --> 00:08:33.950 WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must beat the Banzai Bill! 00:08:50.310 --> 00:08:52.490 Correct! NOW you can move on! 00:08:56.632 --> 00:08:58.570 Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win! 00:09:07.430 --> 00:09:10.700 Mush, Thowmps, Mush! 00:09:58.780 --> 00:10:01.060 On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z! 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:06.850 Where are the Bloopers? 00:10:06.850 --> 00:10:08.590 SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!! 00:10:38.750 --> 00:10:40.390 Thwomp A finish! 00:10:42.620 --> 00:10:44.260 Thwomp B Finish! 00:10:47.650 --> 00:10:49.350 Thwomp Z finish! 00:11:08.400 --> 00:11:09.660 LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... again. That underwater level doesn't count. 00:11:16.030 --> 00:11:17.750 Keep going. 00:11:17.990 --> 00:11:19.430 Yes, keep going. 00:11:20.250 --> 00:11:22.080 RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp is expecting you! 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.250 This looks like the last job from Winged Thwomp! 00:11:35.430 --> 00:11:38.580 NO! Not Subbosses! 00:12:01.870 --> 00:12:04.860 I don't have time for this! 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:02.150 Now, all you have to do is defeat ME! 00:13:03.790 --> 00:13:05.314 I want to shoot some Bloopers! 00:13:05.552 --> 00:13:06.020 Please! 00:13:06.306 --> 00:13:07.776 Oh please shoot some Bloopers! 00:13:07.777 --> 00:13:11.930 I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun. 00:13:12.370 --> 00:13:14.780 Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up. 00:13:20.810 --> 00:13:23.330 You think you can get past me now? HA! 00:13:23.890 --> 00:13:26.740 We're all ready to squash you down! 00:13:26.740 --> 00:13:29.360 It will all happen once you hit the switch! 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:30.860 Thanks for the idea! 00:13:33.090 --> 00:13:35.300 NO!!! 00:13:35.300 --> 00:13:37.950 YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE! 00:13:44.770 --> 00:13:47.870 Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded for your efforts. 00:13:51.900 --> 00:13:54.860 Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs are complete! 00:14:05.020 --> 00:14:06.740 Yes! Finally! 00:14:07.270 --> 00:14:09.340 My time has come. 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:16.230 And no comment. 00:14:16.340 --> 00:14:20.340 Yet, I can only win by doing absolutely nothing... 00:14:20.340 --> 00:14:24.850 ...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job. 00:14:25.270 --> 00:14:27.250 And no comment on that, either. 00:14:32.090 --> 00:14:36.830 Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting. 00:14:37.190 --> 00:14:41.940 So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 00:14:42.030 --> 00:14:45.560 And do you want PETA on your ass? 00:14:45.560 --> 00:14:47.160 Pizza on my buns? 00:14:47.650 --> 00:14:49.890 Can it be my mouth instead? 00:14:49.890 --> 00:14:53.300 I really like pizza, you know? 00:14:54.210 --> 00:14:54.970 I give up. 00:14:56.420 --> 00:15:01.300 I always got to have that pizza, and I need to shoot things with guns. 00:15:06.450 --> 00:15:12.290 We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza... 00:15:13.730 --> 00:15:15.550 ...not that that second thing is important. 00:15:16.420 --> 00:15:17.840 Here we go! 00:15:25.720 --> 00:15:27.900 Good job! The castle's fixed! 00:15:28.500 --> 00:15:30.980 Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it! 00:15:31.680 --> 00:15:34.430 Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now! 00:15:34.810 --> 00:15:35.900 Yay! 00:15:37.010 --> 00:15:39.280 Me want pizza! 00:15:40.780 --> 00:15:43.600 Toadette, get my gun.