YES! YES!
Blooper Shooting!
Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now.
NO ONE CARES!
Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.'
F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
No! No! No! No! No! No No!
I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
Phew! That was close.
No! The castle!
What happened?
Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it just exploded!
Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway?
Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's Reset Rocket went!
I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it.
Damn it dude!
You need to be more careful where you leave a Reset Rocket!
Ok, fine, I'm sorry.
Yeah, so am I.
How are we gonna fix the castle?
We could... shoot some bloopers?
Okay!
Not what I meant!
Hey, that's not a bad idea actually!
People will pay money to watch bloopers!
Boring! I don't wanna watch these things!
I didn't mean Blooper enemies!
I mean bloopers as in outtakes!
Oh yeah! I would!
Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on jobs that pay money...
...and I'll shoot bloopers of it.
Not what I meant!
Anyway, together these things will raise enough money to fix the castle!
Great idea!
Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers!
Okay!
NOT WHAT I --
Oh.
Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad.
Hey! You need money?
Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs!
Thanks, but I got this!
Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso!
STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE MY CONCENTRATION!
Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad.
Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers.
So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER SHOOTING WE'RE DOING!
You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs!
Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD some more TAKES!
Why would you record people taking stuff?
Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom! Hahahahaha!
Bad level design.
♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪
This is where the Thwomps said the Winged Thwomp is!
Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me Mario!
You think you can just show up and ask or something?
You missed me!
Hold on, let me try that again!
THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time!
I haven't got all day, you know!
So, you want money so you can fix your castle, is that it?
Yes, that's right!
All right, I got some jobs for you to do!
Step through the gate so we can begin!
Okey dokey.
Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link!
Stupid Bloopers!
Oh no!
Oh! Mamma mia!
These Bloopers are so annoying!
But, I am not gonna shoot them, only stomp on them.
Boring!
SHUT UP TOAD!!!
Wait a minute... the music!
Aw yeah, this is my JAM!
How much longer is this ride??
You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario! Hehehehe
What the hell does that mean?
Oh no!
D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas!
It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in the wrong neighborhood! Haha!!
Oh, finally something new!
The wrong desert, duh? I'll say!
Oh! Mamma mia!
Well, this was fun! Good luck with what you're doing!
BYE!
This has been one weird ride.
Oh, you already said that!
Go be a smart Alex somewhere else!
Aaaah! Fast camera!
Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin!
It didn't seem to slow me down, but it could have!
Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car! I need it!
♪Victory dance♪
♪Now let's move on♪♪
Hm? What kind of ridiculous level is this one?
Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved!
Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped a second!
WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must beat the Banzai Bill!
Correct! NOW you can move on!
Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win!
Mush, Thowmps, Mush!
On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z!
Where are the Bloopers?
SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!!
Thwomp A finish!
Thwomp B Finish!
Thwomp Z finish!
LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... again. That underwater level doesn't count.
Keep going.
Yes, keep going.
RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp is expecting you!
This looks like the last job from Winged Thwomp!
NO! Not Subbosses!
I don't have time for this!
Now, all you have to do is defeat ME!
I want to shoot some Bloopers!
Please!
Oh please shoot some Bloopers!
I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun.
Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up.
You think you can get past me now? HA!
We're all ready to squash you down!
It will all happen once you hit the switch!
Thanks for the idea!
NO!!!
YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded for your efforts.
Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs are complete!
Yes! Finally!
My time has come.
And no comment.
Yet, I can only win by doing absolutely nothing...
...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job.
And no comment on that, either.
Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting.
So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and--
And do you want PETA on your ass?
Pizza on my buns?
Can it be my mouth instead?
I really like pizza, you know?
I give up.
I always got to have that pizza, and I need to shoot things with guns.
We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza...
...not that that second thing is important.
Here we go!
Good job! The castle's fixed!
Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it!
Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now!
Yay!
Me want pizza!
Toadette, get my gun.