0:00:00.000,0:00:02.950 YES! YES! 0:00:18.780,0:00:20.420 Blooper Shooting! 0:00:21.400,0:00:23.850 Let's play Super Mario Maker 2 now. 0:00:30.443,0:00:31.753 NO ONE CARES! 0:00:32.270,0:00:35.000 Multiplayer Mode? Let's try 'Versus.' 0:00:53.670,0:00:57.670 F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:01:02.520,0:01:04.310 No! No! No! No! No! No No! 0:01:04.440,0:01:07.910 I'm pissed! I'm pissed! I'm pissed! 0:01:09.790,0:01:11.780 Phew! That was close. 0:01:18.660,0:01:20.540 No! The castle! 0:01:20.760,0:01:22.520 What happened? 0:01:23.250,0:01:25.910 Sorry! I tried to stop it, but it[br]just exploded! 0:01:26.620,0:01:29.500 Who leaves a Reset Rocket in the middle of the hallway? 0:01:30.360,0:01:32.880 Oh! So that's where Weegeepie's[br]Reset Rocket went! 0:01:32.880,0:01:36.160 I was holding it for him and must have accidentally drop it! I'll replace it. 0:01:37.050,0:01:38.120 Damn it dude! 0:01:38.120,0:01:40.120 You need to be more careful where[br]you leave a Reset Rocket! 0:01:40.120,0:01:41.500 Ok, fine, I'm sorry. 0:01:41.910,0:01:43.290 Yeah, so am I. 0:01:43.780,0:01:45.810 How are we gonna fix the castle? 0:01:46.080,0:01:48.090 We could... shoot some bloopers? 0:01:48.090,0:01:49.030 Okay! 0:01:49.360,0:01:51.050 Not what I meant! 0:01:51.600,0:01:53.650 Hey, that's not a bad idea actually! 0:01:53.650,0:01:56.130 People will pay money to watch bloopers! 0:01:56.970,0:01:59.780 Boring! I don't wanna watch these things! 0:02:00.360,0:02:02.380 I didn't mean Blooper enemies! 0:02:02.750,0:02:04.810 I mean bloopers as in outtakes! 0:02:05.580,0:02:07.060 Oh yeah! I would! 0:02:08.210,0:02:10.420 Mario, Luigi, you guys can take on[br]jobs that pay money... 0:02:10.420,0:02:12.120 ...and I'll shoot bloopers of it. 0:02:12.700,0:02:14.030 Not what I meant! 0:02:15.970,0:02:17.470 Anyway, together these things will[br]raise enough money to fix the castle! 0:02:18.660,0:02:20.170 Great idea! 0:02:20.170,0:02:22.130 Let's-a-do it! Let's shoot some bloopers! 0:02:22.130,0:02:22.670 Okay! 0:02:22.670,0:02:23.190 NOT WHAT I -- 0:02:23.500,0:02:24.550 Oh. 0:02:25.030,0:02:26.870 Still wrong types of bloopers, Toad. 0:02:30.850,0:02:32.580 Hey! You need money? 0:02:33.630,0:02:35.400 Talk to the Winged Thwomp! He'll give you some really good jobs! 0:02:36.220,0:02:37.690 Thanks, but I got this! 0:02:41.950,0:02:43.610 Talk to the Winged Thwomp, fatso! 0:02:44.180,0:02:46.560 STUPID THWOMP MADE ME LOSE[br]MY CONCENTRATION! 0:02:50.710,0:02:53.600 Hello, and welcome to Blooper Shooting 101 with Toad. 0:02:53.600,0:02:56.260 Today, we are going to be shooting some Bloopers. 0:02:56.390,0:03:01.010 So you get the gun, you click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 0:03:04.150,0:03:06.000 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BLOOPER[br]SHOOTING WE'RE DOING! 0:03:07.390,0:03:09.520 You know what? Maybe I will talk to the Winged Thwomp for more jobs! 0:03:10.380,0:03:12.700 Maybe THEN, we can also RECORD[br]some more TAKES! 0:03:13.500,0:03:15.730 Why would you record people taking stuff? 0:03:21.020,0:03:25.020 Prepare to be a Flaming Boom Boom![br]Hahahahaha! 0:03:31.070,0:03:32.930 Bad level design. 0:03:35.560,0:03:41.810 ♪Luigi wins by doing absolutely something♪ 0:03:48.100,0:03:51.430 This is where the Thwomps said the Winged[br]Thwomp is! 0:03:54.270,0:03:57.380 Hey! Winged Thwomp! Hello! It's- a-me[br]Mario! 0:03:59.530,0:04:02.040 You think you can just show up and ask[br]or something? 0:04:05.120,0:04:07.350 You missed me! 0:04:08.310,0:04:10.640 Hold on, let me try that again! 0:04:17.550,0:04:19.450 THAT DIDN'T COUNT! One more time! 0:04:20.690,0:04:22.650 I haven't got all day, you know! 0:04:28.360,0:04:31.170 So, you want money so you can fix your[br]castle, is that it? 0:04:31.880,0:04:33.610 Yes, that's right! 0:04:34.030,0:04:36.000 All right, I got some jobs for you to do! 0:04:36.000,0:04:38.080 Step through the gate so we can begin! 0:04:39.240,0:04:40.140 Okey dokey. 0:04:56.360,0:04:58.620 Ah! Super Mario Bros. 2! The missing link! 0:05:02.940,0:05:04.800 Stupid Bloopers! 0:05:04.800,0:05:06.010 Oh no! 0:05:10.730,0:05:13.480 Oh! Mamma mia! 0:05:19.380,0:05:22.670 These Bloopers are so annoying! 0:05:23.180,0:05:26.110 But, I am not gonna shoot them, only[br]stomp on them. 0:05:26.110,0:05:27.510 Boring! 0:05:27.510,0:05:28.680 SHUT UP TOAD!!! 0:05:29.440,0:05:31.800 Wait a minute... the music! 0:05:33.600,0:05:37.330 Aw yeah, this is my JAM! 0:05:40.090,0:05:43.470 How much longer is this ride?? 0:05:44.870,0:05:48.200 You're dashing in the wrong desert, Mario![br]Hehehehe 0:05:48.570,0:05:50.980 What the hell does that mean? 0:05:50.980,0:05:52.220 Oh no! 0:05:52.230,0:05:55.290 D'oh!! Too many Bloopers and Paragoombas! 0:05:55.860,0:05:59.280 It's a meme! Try looking up, "You posted in[br]the wrong neighborhood! Haha!! 0:06:00.090,0:06:03.890 Oh, finally something new! 0:06:04.710,0:06:07.780 The wrong desert, duh? I'll say! 0:06:09.140,0:06:11.680 Oh! Mamma mia! 0:06:14.620,0:06:18.100 Well, this was fun! Good luck with[br]what you're doing! 0:06:18.100,0:06:20.220 BYE! 0:06:28.250,0:06:31.510 This has been one weird ride. 0:06:35.160,0:06:36.900 Oh, you already said that! 0:06:36.900,0:06:39.090 Go be a smart Alex somewhere else! 0:06:46.950,0:06:50.140 Aaaah! Fast camera! 0:06:56.810,0:06:59.950 Hmm, I think I had time for the 50-coin! 0:06:59.950,0:07:03.380 It didn't seem to slow me down,[br]but it could have! 0:07:04.590,0:07:07.960 Stupid Thwomps! Don't break my car![br]I need it! 0:07:16.750,0:07:18.100 ♪Victory dance♪ 0:07:18.100,0:07:19.830 ♪Victory dance♪ 0:07:19.830,0:07:21.990 ♪Now let's move on♪♪ 0:07:25.610,0:07:28.420 Hm? What kind of ridiculous[br]level is this one? 0:07:42.610,0:07:45.490 Oh, I see! There's-a-puzzles involved! 0:08:17.050,0:08:20.030 Damn camera's stuttery! It skipped[br]a second! 0:08:31.790,0:08:33.950 WRONG! ! To win this level, the right way, you must[br]beat the Banzai Bill! 0:08:50.310,0:08:52.490 Correct! NOW you can move on! 0:08:56.632,0:08:58.570 Mush all 3 Thwomps to the goal to win! 0:09:07.430,0:09:10.700 Mush, Thowmps, Mush! 0:09:58.780,0:10:01.060 On Thwomp A, on Thwomp B, on Thwomp Z! 0:10:05.440,0:10:06.850 Where are the Bloopers? 0:10:06.850,0:10:08.590 SHUT THE F**K UP TOAD!!!!! 0:10:38.750,0:10:40.390 Thwomp A finish! 0:10:42.620,0:10:44.260 Thwomp B Finish! 0:10:47.650,0:10:49.350 Thwomp Z finish! 0:11:08.400,0:11:09.660 LUIGI WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...[br]again. That underwater level doesn't count. 0:11:16.030,0:11:17.750 Keep going. 0:11:17.990,0:11:19.430 Yes, keep going. 0:11:20.250,0:11:22.080 RUN TO THE END! Winged Thwomp[br]is expecting you! 0:11:27.000,0:11:30.250 This looks like the last job from[br]Winged Thwomp! 0:11:35.430,0:11:38.580 NO! Not Subbosses! 0:12:01.870,0:12:04.860 I don't have time for this! 0:12:59.600,0:13:02.150 Now, all you have to do is defeat ME! 0:13:03.790,0:13:05.314 I want to shoot some Bloopers! 0:13:05.552,0:13:06.020 Please! 0:13:06.306,0:13:07.776 Oh please shoot some Bloopers! 0:13:07.777,0:13:11.930 I want to shoot some Bloopers and with a gun. 0:13:12.370,0:13:14.780 Thwomps, help me out. Get Toad to shut up. 0:13:20.810,0:13:23.330 You think you can get past me now? HA! 0:13:23.890,0:13:26.740 We're all ready to squash you down! 0:13:26.740,0:13:29.360 It will all happen once you[br]hit the switch! 0:13:29.360,0:13:30.860 Thanks for the idea! 0:13:33.090,0:13:35.300 NO!!! 0:13:35.300,0:13:37.950 YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE! 0:13:44.770,0:13:47.870 Fine! You win! You shall be rewarded[br]for your efforts. 0:13:51.900,0:13:54.860 Oh yeah! The Winged Thwomp's jobs[br]are complete! 0:14:05.020,0:14:06.740 Yes! Finally! 0:14:07.270,0:14:09.340 My time has come. 0:14:14.600,0:14:16.230 And no comment. 0:14:16.340,0:14:20.340 Yet, I can only win by doing[br]absolutely nothing... 0:14:20.340,0:14:24.850 ...just like when Mario asks for my help when he needs to complete a job. 0:14:25.270,0:14:27.250 And no comment on that, either. 0:14:32.090,0:14:36.830 Hello, my name is Toad, and today, I am going to be teaching you how to do Blooper Shooting. 0:14:37.190,0:14:41.940 So you grab the gun, you can click it, and you go all the way over to the Blooper, and-- 0:14:42.030,0:14:45.560 And do you want PETA on your ass? 0:14:45.560,0:14:47.160 Pizza on my buns? 0:14:47.650,0:14:49.890 Can it be my mouth instead? 0:14:49.890,0:14:53.300 I really like pizza, you know? 0:14:54.210,0:14:54.970 I give up. 0:14:56.420,0:15:01.300 I always got to have that pizza, and I need to[br]shoot things with guns. 0:15:06.450,0:15:12.290 We finally made enough money to fix the castle, and enough leftovers to give Toad a pizza... 0:15:13.730,0:15:15.550 ...not that that second thing is important. 0:15:16.420,0:15:17.840 Here we go! 0:15:25.720,0:15:27.900 Good job! The castle's fixed! 0:15:28.500,0:15:30.980 Yeah, I really did a good job fixing it! 0:15:31.680,0:15:34.430 Now we don't have to shoot any more bloopers right now! 0:15:34.810,0:15:35.900 Yay! 0:15:37.010,0:15:39.280 Me want pizza! 0:15:40.780,0:15:43.600 Toadette, get my gun.