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Thank You For Smoking - Trailer (FULL HD 1080P)

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    >> I don't have an
    MD or a law degree.
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    I have a bachelor's in
    kicking butt and taking names.
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    >> What do you talk about?
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    >> I speak on behalf
    of cigarettes.
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    >> My mommy says
    cigarettes kill.
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    >> Now, is your mommy a doctor?
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    >> No.
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    >> Well, she doesn't
    exactly sound
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    like a credible expert,
    now, does she?
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    [music] We call ourselves
    the mod squad --
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    M.O.D., merchants of death.
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    We're lobbyists for
    the tobacco, alcohol,
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    and firearms industries.
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    How many alcohol-related
    deaths a year?
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    >> Well, does that --
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    >> A hundred thousand?
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    >> That's what?
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    Two-hundred and seventy a day?
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    Tragedy. I front an organization
    that kills 1200 people a day.
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    >> Dad, I want to
    see what you do.
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    >> The message Hollywood
    needs to send
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    out is "smoking is cool."
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    We can put the sex
    back into cigarettes.
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    >> Get a flight to L.A.
    I'll get you a meeting
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    with Hollywood super-agent
    Jeff [inaudible].
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    >> Yeah, I'm going to
    bring your dad in now.
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    Is there anything I could get
    you, like an orange juice,
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    or a coffee, or a Red Bull?
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    >> No, thanks.
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    >> Okay.
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    >> Now what we need is a smoking
    role model, a real winner.
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    >> Indiana Jones
    meets Jerry McGuire.
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    >> Right, on two packs a day.
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    >> This spring, don't
    hide the truth.
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    >> We don't sell Tic-Tacs;
    we sell cigarettes.
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    And they're cool,
    available, and addictive.
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    The job is almost done for us.
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    >> Just filter it.
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    >> The number-one killer
    in America is cholesterol,
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    and here comes Senator
    Finister [assumed spelling],
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    who's clogging the
    nation's arteries
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    with Vermont cheddar cheese.
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    >> Ohhhhh.
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    >> The great state of
    Vermont will not apologize
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    for its cheese.
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    >> What happens when
    you're wrong?
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    >> See, Joey, that's
    the beauty of argument:
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    is if you argue correctly,
    you're never wrong.
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    >> This is a heated issue.
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    Nick, do you have a question?
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    >> How on earth would Big
    Tobacco profit off the loss
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    of this young man?
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    It's in our best interest to
    keep Robin alive and smoking.
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    >> [inaudible]
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    >> Heather Holloway.
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    My other interviews have
    pinned you as a mass murderer,
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    bloodsucker, pimp, profiteer,
    and my personal favorite:
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    yuppie Mephistopheles.
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    >> I'm a man of the people.
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    >> Rock on, Kennedy.
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    >> You're family now.
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    Tobacco takes care of its own.
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    >> Michael Jordan lays ball.
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    Charles Manson kills people.
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    I talk.
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    >> Thank you for smoking.
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    >> Sony has a futuristic sci-fi
    movie they're looking to make.
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    >> Cigarettes in space.
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    >> It's the final
    frontier, Nick.
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    >> But wouldn't they blow up
    in an all-oxygen environment?
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    >> Probably.
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    But it's an easy fix.
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    One line of dialogue: Thank
    God we invented the --
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    you know -- whatever-device.
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    [ MUSIC ]
Title:
Thank You For Smoking - Trailer (FULL HD 1080P)
Description:

Nick Naylor, chief spokesman for Big Tobacco, makes his living defending the rights of smokers and cigarette makers in todays neo-puritanical culture. Confronted by health zealots and an opportunistic senator, Nick goes on a PR offensive, spinning away the dangers of cigarettes, but he begins to think about how his work makes him look in the eyes of his young son Joey.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:36

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