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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.46,0:00:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I don't have an\NMD or a law degree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.51,0:00:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a bachelor's in\Nkicking butt and taking names.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.88,0:00:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What do you talk about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.63,0:00:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I speak on behalf\Nof cigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.01,0:00:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> My mommy says\Ncigarettes kill.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.54,0:00:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Now, is your mommy a doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.25,0:00:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.88,0:00:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Well, she doesn't\Nexactly sound
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.93,0:00:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a credible expert,\Nnow, does she?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.28,0:00:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music] We call ourselves\Nthe mod squad --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.18,0:00:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M.O.D., merchants of death.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.78,0:00:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're lobbyists for\Nthe tobacco, alcohol,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.41,0:00:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and firearms industries.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.09,0:00:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many alcohol-related\Ndeaths a year?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.67,0:00:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Well, does that --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.04,0:00:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> A hundred thousand?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That's what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.14,0:00:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two-hundred and seventy a day?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.39,0:00:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tragedy. I front an organization\Nthat kills 1200 people a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.37,0:00:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Dad, I want to\Nsee what you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.88,0:00:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> The message Hollywood\Nneeds to send
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.21,0:00:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out is "smoking is cool."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.45,0:00:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can put the sex\Nback into cigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.72,0:00:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Get a flight to L.A.\NI'll get you a meeting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.42,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Hollywood super-agent\NJeff [inaudible].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Yeah, I'm going to\Nbring your dad in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anything I could get\Nyou, like an orange juice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.68,0:00:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a coffee, or a Red Bull?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> No, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.10,0:01:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.25,0:01:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Now what we need is a smoking\Nrole model, a real winner.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.35,0:01:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Indiana Jones\Nmeets Jerry McGuire.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Right, on two packs a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> This spring, don't\Nhide the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.06,0:01:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> We don't sell Tic-Tacs;\Nwe sell cigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.16,0:01:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're cool,\Navailable, and addictive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The job is almost done for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.31,0:01:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Just filter it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.13,0:01:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> The number-one killer\Nin America is cholesterol,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.27,0:01:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and here comes Senator\NFinister [assumed spelling],
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.97,0:01:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's clogging the\Nnation's arteries
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.65,0:01:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Vermont cheddar cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.15,0:01:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Ohhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.23,0:01:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> The great state of\NVermont will not apologize
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.55,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for its cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.46,0:01:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What happens when\Nyou're wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.50,0:01:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> See, Joey, that's\Nthe beauty of argument:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.56,0:01:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is if you argue correctly,\Nyou're never wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.100,0:01:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> This is a heated issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.94,0:01:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nick, do you have a question?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.42,0:01:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> How on earth would Big\NTobacco profit off the loss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.11,0:01:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of this young man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.89,0:01:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in our best interest to\Nkeep Robin alive and smoking.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.59,0:01:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.01,0:01:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Heather Holloway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.01,0:01:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My other interviews have\Npinned you as a mass murderer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.42,0:01:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bloodsucker, pimp, profiteer,\Nand my personal favorite:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.02,0:01:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yuppie Mephistopheles.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.83,0:01:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I'm a man of the people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.83,0:02:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Rock on, Kennedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.61,0:02:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You're family now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.82,0:02:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tobacco takes care of its own.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.69,0:02:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Michael Jordan lays ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.97,0:02:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charles Manson kills people.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.72,0:02:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.73,0:02:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Thank you for smoking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.17,0:02:12.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Sony has a futuristic sci-fi\Nmovie they're looking to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.69,0:02:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Cigarettes in space.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.48,0:02:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> It's the final\Nfrontier, Nick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.17,0:02:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> But wouldn't they blow up\Nin an all-oxygen environment?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.07,0:02:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.97,0:02:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's an easy fix.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.59,0:02:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One line of dialogue: Thank\NGod we invented the --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.18,0:02:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know -- whatever-device.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ MUSIC ]