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Hello, everybody. I'm back with another
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Weirdest Make Thrift Buy suggestions episode which I'm now going to be calling Make Thrift Why?
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thank you Summer for the suggestion and as we had him in the first episode of this and it be highly requested that he
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make a comeback. I'd like you to all welcome back Luciano!
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Luciano: [singing] bam bam bam bamm bom bommm!
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Annika: You did this the first time!
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Luciano: Bam bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.
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Annika: I still don't understand what you think this intro music is.
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Luciano: It's intro music! You just said it!
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Annika: Luci actually does that every time he walks into a room.
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So welcome Luciano.
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Luciano: Ahh - Is my name Luci or Giovanni?
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Yeah, sorry internet. Thank you for suggesting my return but my name is not Giovanni. Nice try
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Annika: Sorry.
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Luciano: It's Luciano. [Both laugh]
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Annika: So in 2017 in terms of fashion has been a weird one.
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Now I don't know if it's because um I make weird clothes on this channel
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So like I get exposed to a lot more of them because people keep sending them to me
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Or if fashion in 2017 has just kind of lost its collective mind a little bit?
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But I have gotten a lot of strange requests
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for just the weirdest clothing, and I wanted to share them all with you and with Luciano.
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Now Luci hasn't seen any of these yet. So you're going to get
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his raw unfiltered emotions for these.
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Um, so...
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Luciano: notice that we didn't say reactions.
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Annika: didn't say reactions.
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Fine brothers.
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Luciano: this is not a something react video. I'm not reacting!
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Annika: You just said reacts!
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Luciano: Ahhhh!
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Annika: Anyway, are you ready for this?
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Luciano: I'm ready.
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Annika: But are you ready for this?
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Luciano: uuuuuuuuuh
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Annika: are you ready for this?!
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Luciano: Ahh - I thought I was.
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Annika: So here we go, first item.
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Luciano: First item.
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Luciano: Monster baaaag
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Annika: [laughs]
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Now, this is, I think this is the coolest item I was sent.
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This is the coolest item in this list. I'm starting off easy -
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I don't wanna scare you off straight away um what do you think of these?
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Luciano: I think this is something you would actually make
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Annika: yeah,
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Luciano: They're pretty cool.
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Annika: I think it looks like something from Harry Potter actually.
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Luciano: Hagrid would be like [strong British accent] "Everyone get your bags out."
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And Harry would be like "It's chomping me!" *chomp chomp*
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Annika: Every - oh my God - the things that they give the kids in Harry Potter
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like they are so unsafe. You don't give an 11 year old kid
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a book that's going to eat you like -
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Luciano: J.K. Rowling, what is up?
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Also, what was up with Fantastic Beasts?
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Annika: What was up with Fantastic Beasts?
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Annika: Okay, we have gone off the path. Fashion, fashion! This is a fashion thing.
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We'll save this for our movie review podcast / channel.
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Luciano: *Eh? Eh?*
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[Both laugh]
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Annika: No, don't make me do that - I have too much work. Alright, so look carefully at this one.
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Luciano: Oh, it's got double - It's got double sleeves?
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Annika: Yeah it has double sleeves.
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Luciano: Yeah, well this is something out of an alien spaceship.
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Annika:Yeah, I'm not really sure who this is made for.
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- actually I drew a little picture of the person that this is made for.
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Luciano: [laughs] Oh very nice yeah.
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Annika: Like, I don't understand this!
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They haven't got these the basic anatomy of a human being down!
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Why have they got two arm holes?
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Luciano: It's a... I love...
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Annika: I mean, you obviously have two. Why have they got four arm holes?
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Luciano: What I love about dumb clothes like this is that the
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model always has to do super serious model face like -
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Annika: "I'm wearing something totally normal".
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Luciano: "How sexy is it that I have a weird jumper on?"
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: Yeah, that's weird. And also, what's with the back being longer than the front here?
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Annika: That's your problem with this?
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Luciano: [Laughing] I don't know...
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Annika: Now Luci, I remembered how much you liked bears in the previous episode.
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Luciano: [Groans]
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Annika: So this was a suggestion that I got -
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Luciano: Ehhhh that bear's legs are WAY too long!
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Annika: [laughs]
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Annika: So I've got some more bears for you.
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Luciano: Okay, grrrreat.
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Annika: Are you ready?
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Luciano: Mm-hmm.
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Annika: [Whispers] It's okay.
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You'll be fine. I'm here with you. We're doing it together.
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Luciano: [laughs]
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Annika: I'm sorry!
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Luciano: We're doing it together--hand, gone!
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Annika: I love you! Do it again! The moment hasn't passed!
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Luciano: I'm alone!
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Annika: I love you! [Whispers] Kiss me! Kiss me!
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Luciano: [Sounds of discomfort]
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Luciano: Eww. Oh. Ewww.
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Annika: How do you feel about this?
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Luciano: [Laughing] I don't like it!
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Annika: Why not? I think it looks really cuddly and snuggly.
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Luciano: It looks like this woman went to sleep on a really hot day surrounded by 200 teddy bears.
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[Both Laughing]
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Annika: What and they just melted on to her...
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Luciano: She woke up and she was like, "Ahhh...AAHHH!
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AHHH!"
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[Both laugh]
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Luciano: She looks like she's gone through a teleporter with a teddy bear at the same time.
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Annika: Like "The Fly?"
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Yeah, she's actually stuck like...
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She's stuck in there. That's not her body underneath, it's just teddy bears.
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Luciano: [sombre voice] She's no longer your mother, she's more teddy bear now than woman!
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Annika: Yeah, this actually wouldn't - now that I'm thinking about it -
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wouldn't be that comfortable, like how would you lie down in this?
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You got little bear noses and eyeballs everywhere.
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Annika: Okay, well, you thought that was horrific - Here's another bear one for you.
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Luciano: Yep, yep, yep...
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Luciano: [Laughing] What is this?
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Annika: This is high fashion, Luciano
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Luciano: Wha- [laughing]
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Annika: You've got a bear on this shoulder and a bear on this shoulder then one -
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Luciano: And then there's one hanging off the...
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Annika: But not on the other side.
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Luciano: The right breast is also a bear. It's like the designer
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did that outfit and then the last minute was like:
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Annika: "It needs something else."
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Luciano: "Oh my God this isn't weird!"
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"Umm, I'll use these heads of teddy bears!"
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[both laugh]
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Annika: "I've got these giant bears hanging around from valentine's day gifts,
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I'll just decapitate them and stick them on!"
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Luciano: And they put one on each shoulder
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and they're like "too symmetrical"
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Annika: Just one here!
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Luciano: now it's perfect!
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Annika: just one growing out of her stomach!
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Luciano: Yeah, Project Runway.
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Annika: Oh, okay, so I thought this...
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Luciano: [snort/laughs]
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Annika: that this would be good for us?
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I would like to get it for you and me to wear?
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Luciano: I immediately saw the zippers, and I was like I would just zip myself out
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[Both laugh]
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Zip myself out and leave you with just another...
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Annika: That would be so sad!
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Luciano: sleeve hanging sadly down...
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Annika: But don't you think, don't you think we should get these and?
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Luciano: yeah?
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Annika: and forever be connected?
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Luciano: What is love if not being trapped and not being able to escape?
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Annika: [outraged laugh]
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Okay, so we're gonna get to weird jeans territory now. Look closely.
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Luciano: Ahh what is this. What's...how...you can't put a belt on?
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[laughs]
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Annika: Yeah, how would you wear a belt with this?
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Luciano: Yeah? I mean, I some would describe this as
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High-fashion, I would describe this as - broken jeans
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: Mistake jeans.
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Annika: I think ASOS, these are from ASOS, right. It's almost like
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They just got a bunch of kind of messed-up jeans from the factory and they were like: "Okay, wait. Yeah, we'll just roll with this!"
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Luciano: [laughs]
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It's - it's weird because it is not big enough to be...
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Intentional looking like the double arm jumper. Like it just -
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Annika: It just looks messed up.
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Luciano: It looks like it was
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Stuffed up in the factory.
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Annika: Yeah. Alright, so...
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Luciano: Nice try ASOS.
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Annika: We're going down a rabbit hole of um
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Interesting jeans right now.
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Luciano: ah, okay.
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Luciano: this has been a year for it.
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Annika: Yeah, this is the thing 2017 being the year of
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fashion just being broken.
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Luciano: Like those paint splattered jeans.
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Annika: Oh my God. Don't even get me started on them!
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Luciano: How much were they?
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Annika: Like 400 dollars.
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Luciano: Yeah, good. Mmm. Gooood.
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Annika: All right, oh, umm so this is a choker.
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Luciano: No, but it's a jeans button.
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Annika: Yeah.
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Luciano: That doesn't look strange, so much as that's just not... good
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: Yeah, as soon as I think of that
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I think of someone with a really big jeans jacket on
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Luciano: with two of these models heads just poking out instead of hands!
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[Annika laughs]
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Annika: Oh my god
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Next one.
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Luciano: What?
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Annika: [Laughing] Yeah.
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See, what's happened with clothes is that people - the designers - have seemed to have forgotten
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how human anatomy works.
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Luciano: [laughs] well it's more like, "Oh, I accidentally left all these jeans on top of the stove and they melted.
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Annika: [laughs]
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Annika: I think it's a jacket. Well, this person here who sent it to me said, "I think it's a jacket?"
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Luciano: Really the weird thing about this is
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This looks like a horrific mistake -
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but also looks like it to be pretty hard to make.
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Annika: Yeah.
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Luciano: Like, it's like nine pairs of jeans and two jeans jackets. I feel I feel incredibly conservative now.
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In this normal -
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Just a standard -
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Annika: Yeah, you're so boring! What are you doing?
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Luciano: What is this? This doesn't look melted at all!
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Annika: It's just nice.
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Annika: Alright. [laughs]
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Luciano: Oh, well it's utilitarian: The Butt Zip! For people who need to go to the toilet in a hurry.
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Annika: Yeah, you know - I think it does have a good utility.
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Luciano: This - the problem is the time you save on the way into the toilet with the unzip
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you lose with the very slow and careful rezip.
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: so, that you don't like...
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Annika: You don't catch bits.
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Luciano:You don't catch any - but...
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Annika: yeah see my worry with those is that
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- I don't know.
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If you were just...
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walking around, sitting on a train on line or something, someone could just come by and just -
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Luciano: Yeah
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Annika: and unzip them, and your pants are off. You got no pants on.
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Luciano: Yeah, well you have pants on,
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Luciano: You have chaps on. At that stage.
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Annika: You'd better be wearing underwear underneath.
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Luciano: If you don't wear underwear underneath these jeans... it's intentional.
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You're a thrill seeker.
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Annika: Do you want to know how much these cost how much?
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Luciano: how much?
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Annika: $1,160.
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Luciano: fair enough.
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Luciano: You know what -
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Annika: it's a it's a new engineering marvel!
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of course it's gonna cost -
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Luciano: It's not a new engineering marvel!
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Annika: [laughs]
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That's just like saying a car with 25 wheels is a new engineering marvel.
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It's excess!
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It's not needed!
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Annika: So you might have seen these?
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They um... they are the clear jeans from Topshop?
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Luciano: I might have seen these? - when Would I have seen them?!
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Luciano: This is the problem with clear clothing:
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it's clear for 30 seconds until
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Perspiration makes it opaque.
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Annika: Yeah. I mean I discovered that with my clear knee mom jeans -
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Luciani: Yeah, it's like saying to the world, would you like to know how sweaty my legs are?
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Annika: yeah. [laughs]
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Luciano: and this models wearing running shoes?
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Luciano: She's advocating exercising in these jeans!
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Annika: you wanna move onto the next one?
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Luciano: Okay.
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Luciano: [bursts out laughing]
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Luciano: The give up jeans!
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: The jeans that give up below the knee.
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[laughing]
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Luciano: What- they're $470!!
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Why are they so expensive?
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Annika: Because it's new engineering feats that have never be done before!
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Annika: Again, they've mistaken the anatomy of Humans.
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Luciano: hmm.
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Annika: For having six foot long legs.
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Luciano: [laughs] yeah!
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The designer was like: Humans are 18 feet tall, right?
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[laughing]
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Luciano: I can't remember. Should we measure? I'll go from memory.
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: Okay.
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Annika: Wait for it...
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Luciano: Ohhh.
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Luciano: The double jeans.
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It's kind of useful!
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Annika: How is it useful?!
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Luciano: Coz you've got 4 pockets instead of 2!
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Annika: sure...
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Annika: But you don't really need 2 flys!
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Luciano: it's like-
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Annika: Or 2 crotches!
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Luciano: Yeah,
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Annika: Again, this is made for the anatomy of a being that is not human
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Luciano: yeah.
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Luciano: specifically an awesome alien with double crotch
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Annika: Yeah! -
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Wait - awesome, huh?
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: What! That's pretty awesome in my opinion.
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Annika: Sorry, I won't kink-shame you.
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Luciano: [outraged laugh] What! Hey!
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Luciano: Yeah, well it's kind of like bringing back the cargo pants
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Annika: Is it though?
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Luciano: coz you've got the 4 pockets - it's a sneaky backdoor way to get cargo pants back in.
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Annika: I don't recall cargo pants having 2 crotches though.
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Luciano: [laughs]
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Annika: And these are $417.
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Luciano: Of course they are.
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Annika [laughs]
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I really want to see someone wearing these in real life.
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Luciano: Yeah
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Annika: God I want to see someone wearing these in real life.
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Luciano: Again like the casual look the model is doing.
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Annika: casual look with the white t-shirt.
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Luciano: I love it. Yeah.
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Luciano: whaaaat?
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Annika: Flip 'em 'round, you got a dress!
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Luciano: It's like Willy Wonka's wonderful world of jeans.
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Luciano: Like, it's like he went into a jeans factory
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instead of a chocolate factory
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And was like - squeedle squorb! Jeans can be anything!
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Annika: I actually -
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Can I say something controversial?
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Luciano: what.
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Annika: I don't hate this.
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Luciano: Yeah well that is controversial.
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Annika: these are $445.
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Luciano: well -
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Annika: It's called, the 2 Jeans Dress!
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Luciano: You know what - whatever floats your boat. Some people have got more money than sense.
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What I love is that it
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looks like you're waiting for somebody else to get in the other end.
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Annika: [laughs]
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Luciano: So you can just the top halves of two people...
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[Annika]: What, like Cat Dog?
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Luciano: Cat Dog! This, THAT'S who these jeans are for.
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Cat dog.
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Annika: This is made for cat dog.
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Luciano: But for a cat dog where one half wants to wear a dress and one half wants to wear pants.
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Luciano: Are you a double-ended monstrosity and either end can't agree on something to wear?
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Luciano: "I want to wear a dress!"
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"I want to wear jeans!"
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Annika: Well your problems are solved with the 2 jeans dress!
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Luciano: [laughs]
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Luciano: only $445!
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Annika: well, it is for 2 people.
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Luciano: And I guess it's a specialist item.
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Annika: Yeah, and if you yeah, if you break it up between the two of them, it's only like...
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Annika: $222.50...
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Luciano: Yeah.
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Luciano: Still not good.
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Annika: [laughs]
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okay. So we're about halfway through this list, and we've been going for a long time,
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So I think we need a break.
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Annika: [laughs] Or we're going to lose our minds?
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Annika: so I think we're going to break this up into a 2 parts episode?
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And we'll go and get some food, have a drink, come back...
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Luciano: okay.
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Annika: or...maybe we won't do that maybe we'll just keep going and pretend that we've had a break...
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Luciano: What is this? Is this what we do on our break?
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Annika: Yep. Do a dance.
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Luciano: Okay.
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Annika: Okay. Um...
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Annika: bye!
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Luciano: Byeeee.