WEBVTT 00:00:07.980 --> 00:00:10.460 Hello, everybody. I'm back with another 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:15.820 Weirdest Make Thrift Buy suggestions episode which I'm now going to be calling Make Thrift Why? 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:21.840 thank you Summer for the suggestion and as we had him in the first episode of this and it be highly requested that he 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:25.680 make a comeback. I'd like you to all welcome back Luciano! 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:29.840 Luciano: [singing] bam bam bam bamm bom bommm! 00:00:29.840 --> 00:00:31.840 Annika: You did this the first time! 00:00:31.840 --> 00:00:34.185 Luciano: Bam bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. 00:00:34.185 --> 00:00:37.560 Annika: I still don't understand what you think this intro music is. 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:39.360 Luciano: It's intro music! You just said it! 00:00:39.360 --> 00:00:42.280 Annika: Luci actually does that every time he walks into a room. 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:43.820 So welcome Luciano. 00:00:43.820 --> 00:00:46.140 Luciano: Ahh - Is my name Luci or Giovanni? 00:00:46.149 --> 00:00:49.949 Yeah, sorry internet. Thank you for suggesting my return but my name is not Giovanni. Nice try 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.080 Annika: Sorry. 00:00:53.080 --> 00:00:54.336 Luciano: It's Luciano. [Both laugh] 00:00:54.336 --> 00:00:57.020 Annika: So in 2017 in terms of fashion has been a weird one. 00:00:58.020 --> 00:01:02.160 Now I don't know if it's because um I make weird clothes on this channel 00:01:02.160 --> 00:01:06.460 So like I get exposed to a lot more of them because people keep sending them to me 00:01:06.460 --> 00:01:13.080 Or if fashion in 2017 has just kind of lost its collective mind a little bit? 00:01:13.080 --> 00:01:15.980 But I have gotten a lot of strange requests 00:01:15.990 --> 00:01:21.180 for just the weirdest clothing, and I wanted to share them all with you and with Luciano. 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:24.840 Now Luci hasn't seen any of these yet. So you're going to get 00:01:24.880 --> 00:01:27.780 his raw unfiltered emotions for these. 00:01:27.780 --> 00:01:29.120 Um, so... 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:31.040 Luciano: notice that we didn't say reactions. 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.320 Annika: didn't say reactions. 00:01:32.320 --> 00:01:33.440 Fine brothers. 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:36.180 Luciano: this is not a something react video. I'm not reacting! 00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:37.780 Annika: You just said reacts! 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:38.500 Luciano: Ahhhh! 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:39.940 Annika: Anyway, are you ready for this? 00:01:39.940 --> 00:01:40.800 Luciano: I'm ready. 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:42.540 Annika: But are you ready for this? 00:01:42.540 --> 00:01:43.220 Luciano: uuuuuuuuuh 00:01:43.280 --> 00:01:44.160 Annika: are you ready for this?! 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.600 Luciano: Ahh - I thought I was. 00:01:45.600 --> 00:01:47.300 Annika: So here we go, first item. 00:01:47.300 --> 00:01:48.060 Luciano: First item. 00:01:48.060 --> 00:01:49.220 Luciano: Monster baaaag 00:01:49.220 --> 00:01:50.000 Annika: [laughs] 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:53.900 Now, this is, I think this is the coolest item I was sent. 00:01:53.909 --> 00:01:55.799 This is the coolest item in this list. I'm starting off easy - 00:01:55.799 --> 00:02:00.100 I don't wanna scare you off straight away um what do you think of these? 00:02:00.100 --> 00:02:03.020 Luciano: I think this is something you would actually make 00:02:03.100 --> 00:02:04.140 Annika: yeah, 00:02:04.140 --> 00:02:05.500 Luciano: They're pretty cool. 00:02:05.580 --> 00:02:07.800 Annika: I think it looks like something from Harry Potter actually. 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:11.220 Luciano: Hagrid would be like [strong British accent] "Everyone get your bags out." 00:02:11.300 --> 00:02:14.560 And Harry would be like "It's chomping me!" *chomp chomp* 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:18.420 Annika: Every - oh my God - the things that they give the kids in Harry Potter 00:02:18.426 --> 00:02:21.360 like they are so unsafe. You don't give an 11 year old kid 00:02:21.380 --> 00:02:24.566 a book that's going to eat you like - 00:02:24.566 --> 00:02:26.719 Luciano: J.K. Rowling, what is up? 00:02:27.300 --> 00:02:29.420 Also, what was up with Fantastic Beasts? 00:02:29.420 --> 00:02:31.299 Annika: What was up with Fantastic Beasts? 00:02:31.299 --> 00:02:34.609 Annika: Okay, we have gone off the path. Fashion, fashion! This is a fashion thing. 00:02:34.610 --> 00:02:38.630 We'll save this for our movie review podcast / channel. 00:02:38.630 --> 00:02:40.620 Luciano: *Eh? Eh?* 00:02:41.780 --> 00:02:43.340 [Both laugh] 00:02:43.340 --> 00:02:47.460 Annika: No, don't make me do that - I have too much work. Alright, so look carefully at this one. 00:02:49.340 --> 00:02:53.340 Luciano: Oh, it's got double - It's got double sleeves? 00:02:53.580 --> 00:02:55.380 Annika: Yeah it has double sleeves. 00:02:55.380 --> 00:02:57.579 Luciano: Yeah, well this is something out of an alien spaceship. 00:02:57.580 --> 00:02:59.940 Annika:Yeah, I'm not really sure who this is made for. 00:02:59.940 --> 00:03:03.580 - actually I drew a little picture of the person that this is made for. 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:07.720 Luciano: [laughs] Oh very nice yeah. 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:10.400 Annika: Like, I don't understand this! 00:03:10.460 --> 00:03:14.240 They haven't got these the basic anatomy of a human being down! 00:03:14.780 --> 00:03:17.560 Why have they got two arm holes? 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:19.400 Luciano: It's a... I love... 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:21.400 Annika: I mean, you obviously have two. Why have they got four arm holes? 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:24.040 Luciano: What I love about dumb clothes like this is that the 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:28.340 model always has to do super serious model face like - 00:03:28.340 --> 00:03:30.320 Annika: "I'm wearing something totally normal". 00:03:30.320 --> 00:03:32.760 Luciano: "How sexy is it that I have a weird jumper on?" 00:03:32.760 --> 00:03:34.420 Annika: [laughs] 00:03:34.420 --> 00:03:37.740 Luciano: Yeah, that's weird. And also, what's with the back being longer than the front here? 00:03:38.730 --> 00:03:41.206 Annika: That's your problem with this? 00:03:41.206 --> 00:03:42.780 Luciano: [Laughing] I don't know... 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:46.660 Annika: Now Luci, I remembered how much you liked bears in the previous episode. 00:03:46.700 --> 00:03:48.420 Luciano: [Groans] 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:51.160 Annika: So this was a suggestion that I got - 00:03:51.160 --> 00:03:54.100 Luciano: Ehhhh that bear's legs are WAY too long! 00:03:54.100 --> 00:03:55.040 Annika: [laughs] 00:03:55.040 --> 00:03:58.000 Annika: So I've got some more bears for you. 00:03:58.020 --> 00:03:59.180 Luciano: Okay, grrrreat. 00:03:59.180 --> 00:03:59.960 Annika: Are you ready? 00:04:00.020 --> 00:04:00.600 Luciano: Mm-hmm. 00:04:00.600 --> 00:04:01.620 Annika: [Whispers] It's okay. 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:03.620 You'll be fine. I'm here with you. We're doing it together. 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:05.620 Luciano: [laughs] 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:07.380 Annika: I'm sorry! 00:04:07.380 --> 00:04:10.660 Luciano: We're doing it together--hand, gone! 00:04:11.320 --> 00:04:14.800 Annika: I love you! Do it again! The moment hasn't passed! 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:15.720 Luciano: I'm alone! 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:17.200 Annika: I love you! [Whispers] Kiss me! Kiss me! 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:17.900 Luciano: [Sounds of discomfort] 00:04:17.900 --> 00:04:19.900 Luciano: Eww. Oh. Ewww. 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.180 Annika: How do you feel about this? 00:04:22.220 --> 00:04:23.820 Luciano: [Laughing] I don't like it! 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:27.200 Annika: Why not? I think it looks really cuddly and snuggly. 00:04:28.340 --> 00:04:33.520 Luciano: It looks like this woman went to sleep on a really hot day surrounded by 200 teddy bears. 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:34.400 [Both Laughing] 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:35.980 Annika: What and they just melted on to her... 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:39.720 Luciano: She woke up and she was like, "Ahhh...AAHHH! 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:40.400 AHHH!" 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:41.880 [Both laugh] 00:04:42.200 --> 00:04:46.460 Luciano: She looks like she's gone through a teleporter with a teddy bear at the same time. 00:04:46.460 --> 00:04:47.700 Annika: Like "The Fly?" 00:04:47.840 --> 00:04:49.568 Yeah, she's actually stuck like... 00:04:49.568 --> 00:04:53.380 She's stuck in there. That's not her body underneath, it's just teddy bears. 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:58.069 Luciano: [sombre voice] She's no longer your mother, she's more teddy bear now than woman! 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:01.288 Annika: Yeah, this actually wouldn't - now that I'm thinking about it - 00:05:01.288 --> 00:05:03.769 wouldn't be that comfortable, like how would you lie down in this? 00:05:03.780 --> 00:05:06.340 You got little bear noses and eyeballs everywhere. 00:05:07.380 --> 00:05:11.500 Annika: Okay, well, you thought that was horrific - Here's another bear one for you. 00:05:11.500 --> 00:05:12.740 Luciano: Yep, yep, yep... 00:05:13.400 --> 00:05:15.400 Luciano: [Laughing] What is this? 00:05:15.540 --> 00:05:17.540 Annika: This is high fashion, Luciano 00:05:17.540 --> 00:05:19.160 Luciano: Wha- [laughing] 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:23.054 Annika: You've got a bear on this shoulder and a bear on this shoulder then one - 00:05:23.054 --> 00:05:24.640 Luciano: And then there's one hanging off the... 00:05:24.780 --> 00:05:26.346 Annika: But not on the other side. 00:05:26.346 --> 00:05:29.260 Luciano: The right breast is also a bear. It's like the designer 00:05:29.260 --> 00:05:32.460 did that outfit and then the last minute was like: 00:05:32.460 --> 00:05:33.900 Annika: "It needs something else." 00:05:33.900 --> 00:05:35.440 Luciano: "Oh my God this isn't weird!" 00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:37.200 "Umm, I'll use these heads of teddy bears!" 00:05:37.200 --> 00:05:38.060 [both laugh] 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:42.040 Annika: "I've got these giant bears hanging around from valentine's day gifts, 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:45.200 I'll just decapitate them and stick them on!" 00:05:45.200 --> 00:05:46.360 Luciano: And they put one on each shoulder 00:05:46.370 --> 00:05:48.370 and they're like "too symmetrical" 00:05:48.690 --> 00:05:49.600 Annika: Just one here! 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:51.120 Luciano: now it's perfect! 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:52.160 Annika: just one growing out of her stomach! 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:53.020 Luciano: Yeah, Project Runway. 00:05:53.020 --> 00:05:55.520 Annika: Oh, okay, so I thought this... 00:05:55.520 --> 00:05:57.060 Luciano: [snort/laughs] 00:05:57.060 --> 00:05:57.900 Annika: that this would be good for us? 00:05:57.900 --> 00:06:00.980 I would like to get it for you and me to wear? 00:06:00.980 --> 00:06:03.260 Luciano: I immediately saw the zippers, and I was like I would just zip myself out 00:06:03.260 --> 00:06:05.260 [Both laugh] 00:06:05.940 --> 00:06:09.160 Zip myself out and leave you with just another... 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:10.020 Annika: That would be so sad! 00:06:10.020 --> 00:06:12.020 Luciano: sleeve hanging sadly down... 00:06:13.620 --> 00:06:15.640 Annika: But don't you think, don't you think we should get these and? 00:06:15.640 --> 00:06:16.400 Luciano: yeah? 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:17.840 Annika: and forever be connected? 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:20.960 Luciano: What is love if not being trapped and not being able to escape? 00:06:20.960 --> 00:06:22.160 Annika: [outraged laugh] 00:06:22.980 --> 00:06:26.460 Okay, so we're gonna get to weird jeans territory now. Look closely. 00:06:26.460 --> 00:06:29.720 Luciano: Ahh what is this. What's...how...you can't put a belt on? 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:31.260 [laughs] 00:06:31.260 --> 00:06:33.700 Annika: Yeah, how would you wear a belt with this? 00:06:33.700 --> 00:06:36.440 Luciano: Yeah? I mean, I some would describe this as 00:06:36.440 --> 00:06:39.560 High-fashion, I would describe this as - broken jeans 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:40.280 Annika: [laughs] 00:06:40.280 --> 00:06:42.300 Luciano: Mistake jeans. 00:06:42.300 --> 00:06:44.480 Annika: I think ASOS, these are from ASOS, right. It's almost like 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:50.600 They just got a bunch of kind of messed-up jeans from the factory and they were like: "Okay, wait. Yeah, we'll just roll with this!" 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:51.700 Luciano: [laughs] 00:06:51.700 --> 00:06:55.440 It's - it's weird because it is not big enough to be... 00:06:56.180 --> 00:07:00.980 Intentional looking like the double arm jumper. Like it just - 00:07:00.980 --> 00:07:02.014 Annika: It just looks messed up. 00:07:02.020 --> 00:07:04.120 Luciano: It looks like it was 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.220 Stuffed up in the factory. 00:07:05.220 --> 00:07:05.720 Annika: Yeah. Alright, so... 00:07:06.180 --> 00:07:07.209 Luciano: Nice try ASOS. 00:07:07.209 --> 00:07:08.820 Annika: We're going down a rabbit hole of um 00:07:09.080 --> 00:07:10.760 Interesting jeans right now. 00:07:10.760 --> 00:07:11.460 Luciano: ah, okay. 00:07:11.460 --> 00:07:12.820 Luciano: this has been a year for it. 00:07:12.820 --> 00:07:16.260 Annika: Yeah, this is the thing 2017 being the year of 00:07:16.260 --> 00:07:18.440 fashion just being broken. 00:07:18.440 --> 00:07:19.900 Luciano: Like those paint splattered jeans. 00:07:19.900 --> 00:07:22.380 Annika: Oh my God. Don't even get me started on them! 00:07:22.380 --> 00:07:23.400 Luciano: How much were they? 00:07:23.400 --> 00:07:24.560 Annika: Like 400 dollars. 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.460 Luciano: Yeah, good. Mmm. Gooood. 00:07:26.540 --> 00:07:29.860 Annika: All right, oh, umm so this is a choker. 00:07:30.660 --> 00:07:33.560 Luciano: No, but it's a jeans button. 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:34.520 Annika: Yeah. 00:07:34.520 --> 00:07:37.820 Luciano: That doesn't look strange, so much as that's just not... good 00:07:38.580 --> 00:07:39.080 Annika: [laughs] 00:07:39.140 --> 00:07:40.340 Luciano: Yeah, as soon as I think of that 00:07:40.340 --> 00:07:42.500 I think of someone with a really big jeans jacket on 00:07:42.500 --> 00:07:46.360 Luciano: with two of these models heads just poking out instead of hands! 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:47.500 [Annika laughs] 00:07:47.640 --> 00:07:48.660 Annika: Oh my god 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:49.480 Next one. 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:51.900 Luciano: What? 00:07:51.900 --> 00:07:53.420 Annika: [Laughing] Yeah. 00:07:53.520 --> 00:08:00.320 See, what's happened with clothes is that people - the designers - have seemed to have forgotten 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:03.420 how human anatomy works. 00:08:03.420 --> 00:08:07.800 Luciano: [laughs] well it's more like, "Oh, I accidentally left all these jeans on top of the stove and they melted. 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:08.920 Annika: [laughs] 00:08:10.100 --> 00:08:15.980 Annika: I think it's a jacket. Well, this person here who sent it to me said, "I think it's a jacket?" 00:08:16.440 --> 00:08:18.520 Luciano: Really the weird thing about this is 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:21.680 This looks like a horrific mistake - 00:08:22.080 --> 00:08:24.940 but also looks like it to be pretty hard to make. 00:08:24.940 --> 00:08:25.600 Annika: Yeah. 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:32.160 Luciano: Like, it's like nine pairs of jeans and two jeans jackets. I feel I feel incredibly conservative now. 00:08:32.160 --> 00:08:33.260 In this normal - 00:08:33.260 --> 00:08:36.020 Just a standard - 00:08:36.020 --> 00:08:37.180 Annika: Yeah, you're so boring! What are you doing? 00:08:37.180 --> 00:08:38.800 Luciano: What is this? This doesn't look melted at all! 00:08:39.220 --> 00:08:40.360 Annika: It's just nice. 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:42.100 Annika: Alright. [laughs] 00:08:42.380 --> 00:08:49.980 Luciano: Oh, well it's utilitarian: The Butt Zip! For people who need to go to the toilet in a hurry. 00:08:49.980 --> 00:08:52.080 Annika: Yeah, you know - I think it does have a good utility. 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:56.600 Luciano: This - the problem is the time you save on the way into the toilet with the unzip 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:01.300 you lose with the very slow and careful rezip. 00:09:01.300 --> 00:09:02.420 Annika: [laughs] 00:09:02.420 --> 00:09:03.740 Luciano: so, that you don't like... 00:09:03.740 --> 00:09:06.120 Annika: You don't catch bits. 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:07.740 Luciano:You don't catch any - but... 00:09:07.740 --> 00:09:10.480 Annika: yeah see my worry with those is that 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:11.380 - I don't know. 00:09:11.380 --> 00:09:12.560 If you were just... 00:09:12.560 --> 00:09:15.440 walking around, sitting on a train on line or something, someone could just come by and just - 00:09:15.500 --> 00:09:16.220 Luciano: Yeah 00:09:16.220 --> 00:09:19.600 Annika: and unzip them, and your pants are off. You got no pants on. 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:20.820 Luciano: Yeah, well you have pants on, 00:09:20.820 --> 00:09:22.720 Luciano: You have chaps on. At that stage. 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:25.460 Annika: You'd better be wearing underwear underneath. 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:28.900 Luciano: If you don't wear underwear underneath these jeans... it's intentional. 00:09:28.900 --> 00:09:30.460 You're a thrill seeker. 00:09:30.460 --> 00:09:32.440 Annika: Do you want to know how much these cost how much? 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:33.540 Luciano: how much? 00:09:33.540 --> 00:09:34.980 Annika: $1,160. 00:09:34.980 --> 00:09:36.800 Luciano: fair enough. 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.339 Luciano: You know what - 00:09:38.339 --> 00:09:41.960 Annika: it's a it's a new engineering marvel! 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:42.920 of course it's gonna cost - 00:09:42.920 --> 00:09:44.380 Luciano: It's not a new engineering marvel! 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:44.980 Annika: [laughs] 00:09:44.980 --> 00:09:48.100 That's just like saying a car with 25 wheels is a new engineering marvel. 00:09:48.100 --> 00:09:48.960 It's excess! 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:50.740 It's not needed! 00:09:50.740 --> 00:09:52.700 Annika: So you might have seen these? 00:09:52.700 --> 00:09:56.140 They um... they are the clear jeans from Topshop? 00:09:56.140 --> 00:09:58.240 Luciano: I might have seen these? - when Would I have seen them?! 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:00.440 Luciano: This is the problem with clear clothing: 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:02.460 it's clear for 30 seconds until 00:10:02.460 --> 00:10:04.860 Perspiration makes it opaque. 00:10:04.860 --> 00:10:07.320 Annika: Yeah. I mean I discovered that with my clear knee mom jeans - 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:10.940 Luciani: Yeah, it's like saying to the world, would you like to know how sweaty my legs are? 00:10:10.940 --> 00:10:12.720 Annika: yeah. [laughs] 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:14.700 Luciano: and this models wearing running shoes? 00:10:14.700 --> 00:10:17.440 Luciano: She's advocating exercising in these jeans! 00:10:18.100 --> 00:10:19.460 Annika: you wanna move onto the next one? 00:10:19.460 --> 00:10:20.400 Luciano: Okay. 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.400 Luciano: [bursts out laughing] 00:10:23.460 --> 00:10:24.880 Luciano: The give up jeans! 00:10:24.880 --> 00:10:26.880 Annika: [laughs] 00:10:26.880 --> 00:10:28.880 Luciano: The jeans that give up below the knee. 00:10:28.880 --> 00:10:30.880 [laughing] 00:10:31.340 --> 00:10:33.740 Luciano: What- they're $470!! 00:10:33.740 --> 00:10:37.060 Why are they so expensive? 00:10:37.060 --> 00:10:41.320 Annika: Because it's new engineering feats that have never be done before! 00:10:43.020 --> 00:10:47.180 Annika: Again, they've mistaken the anatomy of Humans. 00:10:47.180 --> 00:10:47.918 Luciano: hmm. 00:10:47.920 --> 00:10:49.620 Annika: For having six foot long legs. 00:10:49.620 --> 00:10:51.460 Luciano: [laughs] yeah! 00:10:51.560 --> 00:10:54.380 The designer was like: Humans are 18 feet tall, right? 00:10:54.380 --> 00:10:55.320 [laughing] 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:57.740 Luciano: I can't remember. Should we measure? I'll go from memory. 00:10:57.740 --> 00:10:59.280 Annika: [laughs] 00:10:59.280 --> 00:11:01.280 Luciano: Okay. 00:11:02.760 --> 00:11:04.760 Annika: Wait for it... 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:06.540 Luciano: Ohhh. 00:11:06.540 --> 00:11:07.650 Luciano: The double jeans. 00:11:07.650 --> 00:11:09.650 It's kind of useful! 00:11:09.839 --> 00:11:11.360 Annika: How is it useful?! 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:13.360 Luciano: Coz you've got 4 pockets instead of 2! 00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:15.200 Annika: sure... 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:17.240 Annika: But you don't really need 2 flys! 00:11:17.240 --> 00:11:18.620 Luciano: it's like- 00:11:18.620 --> 00:11:19.720 Annika: Or 2 crotches! 00:11:19.740 --> 00:11:20.780 Luciano: Yeah, 00:11:20.780 --> 00:11:23.240 Annika: Again, this is made for the anatomy of a being that is not human 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:24.120 Luciano: yeah. 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:26.060 Luciano: specifically an awesome alien with double crotch 00:11:26.060 --> 00:11:27.340 Annika: Yeah! - 00:11:27.340 --> 00:11:28.260 Wait - awesome, huh? 00:11:28.260 --> 00:11:29.240 Annika: [laughs] 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:31.380 Luciano: What! That's pretty awesome in my opinion. 00:11:31.380 --> 00:11:32.580 Annika: Sorry, I won't kink-shame you. 00:11:32.580 --> 00:11:33.860 Luciano: [outraged laugh] What! Hey! 00:11:33.860 --> 00:11:36.200 Luciano: Yeah, well it's kind of like bringing back the cargo pants 00:11:36.930 --> 00:11:38.480 Annika: Is it though? 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:42.289 Luciano: coz you've got the 4 pockets - it's a sneaky backdoor way to get cargo pants back in. 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:46.020 Annika: I don't recall cargo pants having 2 crotches though. 00:11:46.020 --> 00:11:46.700 Luciano: [laughs] 00:11:46.700 --> 00:11:48.080 Annika: And these are $417. 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:49.880 Luciano: Of course they are. 00:11:49.880 --> 00:11:51.839 Annika [laughs] 00:11:51.839 --> 00:11:54.089 I really want to see someone wearing these in real life. 00:11:54.089 --> 00:11:55.160 Luciano: Yeah 00:11:55.160 --> 00:11:57.040 Annika: God I want to see someone wearing these in real life. 00:11:57.040 --> 00:12:01.060 Luciano: Again like the casual look the model is doing. 00:12:01.060 --> 00:12:02.540 Annika: casual look with the white t-shirt. 00:12:02.540 --> 00:12:03.320 Luciano: I love it. Yeah. 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:06.240 Luciano: whaaaat? 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:10.700 Annika: Flip 'em 'round, you got a dress! 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:17.560 Luciano: It's like Willy Wonka's wonderful world of jeans. 00:12:17.560 --> 00:12:20.220 Luciano: Like, it's like he went into a jeans factory 00:12:20.220 --> 00:12:22.540 instead of a chocolate factory 00:12:22.540 --> 00:12:27.100 And was like - squeedle squorb! Jeans can be anything! 00:12:27.910 --> 00:12:29.139 Annika: I actually - 00:12:29.140 --> 00:12:30.280 Can I say something controversial? 00:12:30.280 --> 00:12:31.852 Luciano: what. 00:12:31.852 --> 00:12:32.960 Annika: I don't hate this. 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:35.620 Luciano: Yeah well that is controversial. 00:12:35.620 --> 00:12:37.260 Annika: these are $445. 00:12:37.660 --> 00:12:38.720 Luciano: well - 00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:40.240 Annika: It's called, the 2 Jeans Dress! 00:12:40.389 --> 00:12:44.340 Luciano: You know what - whatever floats your boat. Some people have got more money than sense. 00:12:44.340 --> 00:12:45.400 What I love is that it 00:12:45.400 --> 00:12:48.860 looks like you're waiting for somebody else to get in the other end. 00:12:48.869 --> 00:12:50.869 Annika: [laughs] 00:12:51.100 --> 00:12:53.399 Luciano: So you can just the top halves of two people... 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:55.399 [Annika]: What, like Cat Dog? 00:12:55.400 --> 00:12:58.560 Luciano: Cat Dog! This, THAT'S who these jeans are for. 00:12:58.580 --> 00:12:59.640 Cat dog. 00:12:59.640 --> 00:13:00.580 Annika: This is made for cat dog. 00:13:00.580 --> 00:13:03.840 Luciano: But for a cat dog where one half wants to wear a dress and one half wants to wear pants. 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:09.220 Luciano: Are you a double-ended monstrosity and either end can't agree on something to wear? 00:13:09.220 --> 00:13:10.820 Luciano: "I want to wear a dress!" 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:12.160 "I want to wear jeans!" 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:16.400 Annika: Well your problems are solved with the 2 jeans dress! 00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:18.400 Luciano: [laughs] 00:13:19.020 --> 00:13:21.260 Luciano: only $445! 00:13:21.260 --> 00:13:23.060 Annika: well, it is for 2 people. 00:13:23.060 --> 00:13:24.580 Luciano: And I guess it's a specialist item. 00:13:24.580 --> 00:13:28.020 Annika: Yeah, and if you yeah, if you break it up between the two of them, it's only like... 00:13:28.560 --> 00:13:29.920 Annika: $222.50... 00:13:29.920 --> 00:13:30.560 Luciano: Yeah. 00:13:32.110 --> 00:13:33.480 Luciano: Still not good. 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:34.000 Annika: [laughs] 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:38.400 okay. So we're about halfway through this list, and we've been going for a long time, 00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:40.040 So I think we need a break. 00:13:40.040 --> 00:13:41.820 Annika: [laughs] Or we're going to lose our minds? 00:13:41.829 --> 00:13:46.740 Annika: so I think we're going to break this up into a 2 parts episode? 00:13:46.740 --> 00:13:48.659 And we'll go and get some food, have a drink, come back... 00:13:48.670 --> 00:13:49.710 Luciano: okay. 00:13:49.710 --> 00:13:53.680 Annika: or...maybe we won't do that maybe we'll just keep going and pretend that we've had a break... 00:13:53.680 --> 00:13:56.120 Luciano: What is this? Is this what we do on our break? 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:58.440 Annika: Yep. Do a dance. 00:13:58.440 --> 00:13:59.520 Luciano: Okay. 00:13:59.520 --> 00:14:00.940 Annika: Okay. Um... 00:14:01.600 --> 00:14:03.260 Annika: bye! 00:14:03.260 --> 00:14:04.280 Luciano: Byeeee.