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Hello, everybody. I'm back with another

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Weirdest Make Thrift Buy suggestions episode which I'm now going to be calling Make Thrift Why?

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thank you Summer for the suggestion and as we had him in the first episode of this and it be highly requested that he

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make a comeback. I'd like you to all welcome back Luciano!

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Luciano: [singing] bam bam bam bamm bom bommm!

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Annika: You did this the first time!

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Luciano: Bam bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.

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Annika: I still don't understand what you think this intro music is.

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Luciano: It's intro music! You just said it!

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Annika: Luci actually does that every time he walks into a room.

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So welcome Luciano.

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Luciano: Ahh - Is my name Luci or Giovanni?

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Yeah, sorry internet. Thank you for suggesting my return but my name is not Giovanni. Nice try

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Annika: Sorry.

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Luciano: It's Luciano. [Both laugh]

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Annika: So in 2017 in terms of fashion has been a weird one.

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Now I don't know if it's because um I make weird clothes on this channel

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So like I get exposed to a lot more of them because people keep sending them to me

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Or if fashion in 2017 has just kind of lost its collective mind a little bit?

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But I have gotten a lot of strange requests

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for just the weirdest clothing, and I wanted to share them all with you and with Luciano.

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Now Luci hasn't seen any of these yet. So you're going to get

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his raw unfiltered emotions for these.

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Um, so...

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Luciano: notice that we didn't say reactions.

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Annika: didn't say reactions.

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Fine brothers.

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Luciano: this is not a something react video. I'm not reacting!

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Annika: You just said reacts!

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Luciano: Ahhhh!

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Annika: Anyway, are you ready for this?

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Luciano: I'm ready.

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Annika: But are you ready for this?

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Luciano: uuuuuuuuuh

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Annika: are you ready for this?!

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Luciano: Ahh - I thought I was.

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Annika: So here we go, first item.

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Luciano: First item.

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Luciano: Monster baaaag

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Annika: [laughs]

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Now, this is, I think this is the coolest item I was sent.

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This is the coolest item in this list. I'm starting off easy -

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I don't wanna scare you off straight away um what do you think of these?

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Luciano: I think this is something you would actually make

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Annika: yeah,

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Luciano: They're pretty cool.

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Annika: I think it looks like something from Harry Potter actually.

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Luciano: Hagrid would be like [strong British accent] "Everyone get your bags out."

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And Harry would be like "It's chomping me!" *chomp chomp*

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Annika: Every - oh my God - the things that they give the kids in Harry Potter

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like they are so unsafe. You don't give an 11 year old kid

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a book that's going to eat you like -

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Luciano: J.K. Rowling, what is up?

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Also, what was up with Fantastic Beasts?

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Annika: What was up with Fantastic Beasts?

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Annika: Okay, we have gone off the path. Fashion, fashion! This is a fashion thing.

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We'll save this for our movie review podcast / channel.

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Luciano: *Eh? Eh?*

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[Both laugh]

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Annika: No, don't make me do that - I have too much work. Alright, so look carefully at this one.

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Luciano: Oh, it's got double - It's got double sleeves?

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Annika: Yeah it has double sleeves.

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Luciano: Yeah, well this is something out of an alien spaceship.

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Annika:Yeah, I'm not really sure who this is made for.

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- actually I drew a little picture of the person that this is made for.

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Luciano: [laughs] Oh very nice yeah.

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Annika: Like, I don't understand this!

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They haven't got these the basic anatomy of a human being down!

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Why have they got two arm holes?

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Luciano: It's a... I love...

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Annika: I mean, you obviously have two. Why have they got four arm holes?

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Luciano: What I love about dumb clothes like this is that the

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model always has to do super serious model face like -

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Annika: "I'm wearing something totally normal".

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Luciano: "How sexy is it that I have a weird jumper on?"

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: Yeah, that's weird. And also, what's with the back being longer than the front here?

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Annika: That's your problem with this?

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Luciano: [Laughing] I don't know...

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Annika: Now Luci, I remembered how much you liked bears in the previous episode.

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Luciano: [Groans]

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Annika: So this was a suggestion that I got -

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Luciano: Ehhhh that bear's legs are WAY too long!

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Annika: [laughs]

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Annika: So I've got some more bears for you.

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Luciano: Okay, grrrreat.

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Annika: Are you ready?

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Luciano: Mm-hmm.

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Annika: [Whispers] It's okay.

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You'll be fine. I'm here with you. We're doing it together.

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Luciano: [laughs]

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Annika: I'm sorry!

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Luciano: We're doing it together--hand, gone!

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Annika: I love you! Do it again! The moment hasn't passed!

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Luciano: I'm alone!

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Annika: I love you! [Whispers] Kiss me! Kiss me!

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Luciano: [Sounds of discomfort]

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Luciano: Eww. Oh. Ewww.

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Annika: How do you feel about this?

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Luciano: [Laughing] I don't like it!

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Annika: Why not? I think it looks really cuddly and snuggly.

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Luciano: It looks like this woman went to sleep on a really hot day surrounded by 200 teddy bears.

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[Both Laughing]

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Annika: What and they just melted on to her...

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Luciano: She woke up and she was like, "Ahhh...AAHHH!

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AHHH!"

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[Both laugh]

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Luciano: She looks like she's gone through a teleporter with a teddy bear at the same time.

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Annika: Like "The Fly?"

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Yeah, she's actually stuck like...

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She's stuck in there. That's not her body underneath, it's just teddy bears.

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Luciano: [sombre voice] She's no longer your mother, she's more teddy bear now than woman!

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Annika: Yeah, this actually wouldn't - now that I'm thinking about it -

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wouldn't be that comfortable, like how would you lie down in this?

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You got little bear noses and eyeballs everywhere.

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Annika: Okay, well, you thought that was horrific - Here's another bear one for you.

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Luciano: Yep, yep, yep...

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Luciano: [Laughing] What is this?

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Annika: This is high fashion, Luciano

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Luciano: Wha- [laughing]

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Annika: You've got a bear on this shoulder and a bear on this shoulder then one -

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Luciano: And then there's one hanging off the...

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Annika: But not on the other side.

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Luciano: The right breast is also a bear. It's like the designer

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did that outfit and then the last minute was like:

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Annika: "It needs something else."

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Luciano: "Oh my God this isn't weird!"

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"Umm, I'll use these heads of teddy bears!"

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[both laugh]

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Annika: "I've got these giant bears hanging around from valentine's day gifts,

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I'll just decapitate them and stick them on!"

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Luciano: And they put one on each shoulder

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and they're like "too symmetrical"

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Annika: Just one here!

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Luciano: now it's perfect!

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Annika: just one growing out of her stomach!

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Luciano: Yeah, Project Runway.

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Annika: Oh, okay, so I thought this...

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Luciano: [snort/laughs]

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Annika: that this would be good for us?

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I would like to get it for you and me to wear?

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Luciano: I immediately saw the zippers, and I was like I would just zip myself out

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[Both laugh]

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Zip myself out and leave you with just another...

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Annika: That would be so sad!

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Luciano: sleeve hanging sadly down...

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Annika: But don't you think, don't you think we should get these and?

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Luciano: yeah?

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Annika: and forever be connected?

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Luciano: What is love if not being trapped and not being able to escape?

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Annika: [outraged laugh]

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Okay, so we're gonna get to weird jeans territory now. Look closely.

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Luciano: Ahh what is this. What's...how...you can't put a belt on?

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[laughs]

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Annika: Yeah, how would you wear a belt with this?

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Luciano: Yeah? I mean, I some would describe this as

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High-fashion, I would describe this as - broken jeans

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: Mistake jeans.

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Annika: I think ASOS, these are from ASOS, right. It's almost like

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They just got a bunch of kind of messed-up jeans from the factory and they were like: "Okay, wait. Yeah, we'll just roll with this!"

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Luciano: [laughs]

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It's - it's weird because it is not big enough to be...

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Intentional looking like the double arm jumper. Like it just -

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Annika: It just looks messed up.

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Luciano: It looks like it was

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Stuffed up in the factory.

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Annika: Yeah. Alright, so...

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Luciano: Nice try ASOS.

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Annika: We're going down a rabbit hole of um

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Interesting jeans right now.

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Luciano: ah, okay.

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Luciano: this has been a year for it.

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Annika: Yeah, this is the thing 2017 being the year of

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fashion just being broken.

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Luciano: Like those paint splattered jeans.

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Annika: Oh my God. Don't even get me started on them!

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Luciano: How much were they?

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Annika: Like 400 dollars.

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Luciano: Yeah, good. Mmm. Gooood.

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Annika: All right, oh, umm so this is a choker.

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Luciano: No, but it's a jeans button.

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Annika: Yeah.

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Luciano: That doesn't look strange, so much as that's just not... good

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: Yeah, as soon as I think of that

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I think of someone with a really big jeans jacket on

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Luciano: with two of these models heads just poking out instead of hands!

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[Annika laughs]

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Annika: Oh my god

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Next one.

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Luciano: What?

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Annika: [Laughing] Yeah.

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See, what's happened with clothes is that people - the designers - have seemed to have forgotten

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how human anatomy works.

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Luciano: [laughs] well it's more like, "Oh, I accidentally left all these jeans on top of the stove and they melted.

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Annika: [laughs]

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Annika: I think it's a jacket. Well, this person here who sent it to me said, "I think it's a jacket?"

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Luciano: Really the weird thing about this is

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This looks like a horrific mistake -

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but also looks like it to be pretty hard to make.

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Annika: Yeah.

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Luciano: Like, it's like nine pairs of jeans and two jeans jackets. I feel I feel incredibly conservative now.

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In this normal -

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Just a standard -

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Annika: Yeah, you're so boring! What are you doing?

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Luciano: What is this? This doesn't look melted at all!

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Annika: It's just nice.

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Annika: Alright. [laughs]

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Luciano: Oh, well it's utilitarian: The Butt Zip! For people who need to go to the toilet in a hurry.

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Annika: Yeah, you know - I think it does have a good utility.

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Luciano: This - the problem is the time you save on the way into the toilet with the unzip

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you lose with the very slow and careful rezip.

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: so, that you don't like...

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Annika: You don't catch bits.

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Luciano:You don't catch any - but...

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Annika: yeah see my worry with those is that

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- I don't know.

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If you were just...

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walking around, sitting on a train on line or something, someone could just come by and just -

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Luciano: Yeah

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Annika: and unzip them, and your pants are off. You got no pants on.

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Luciano: Yeah, well you have pants on,

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Luciano: You have chaps on. At that stage.

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Annika: You'd better be wearing underwear underneath.

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Luciano: If you don't wear underwear underneath these jeans... it's intentional.

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You're a thrill seeker.

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Annika: Do you want to know how much these cost how much?

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Luciano: how much?

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Annika: $1,160.

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Luciano: fair enough.

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Luciano: You know what -

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Annika: it's a it's a new engineering marvel!

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of course it's gonna cost -

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Luciano: It's not a new engineering marvel!

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It's excess!

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It's not needed!

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Annika: So you might have seen these?

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They um... they are the clear jeans from Topshop?

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Luciano: I might have seen these? - when Would I have seen them?!

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Luciano: This is the problem with clear clothing:

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it's clear for 30 seconds until

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Perspiration makes it opaque.

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Annika: Yeah. I mean I discovered that with my clear knee mom jeans -

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Luciani: Yeah, it's like saying to the world, would you like to know how sweaty my legs are?

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Annika: yeah. [laughs]

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Luciano: and this models wearing running shoes?

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Luciano: She's advocating exercising in these jeans!

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Annika: you wanna move onto the next one?

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Luciano: Okay.

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Luciano: [bursts out laughing]

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Luciano: The give up jeans!

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: The jeans that give up below the knee.

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[laughing]

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Luciano: What- they're $470!!

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Why are they so expensive?

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Annika: Because it's new engineering feats that have never be done before!

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Annika: Again, they've mistaken the anatomy of Humans.

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Luciano: hmm.

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Annika: For having six foot long legs.

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Luciano: [laughs] yeah!

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The designer was like: Humans are 18 feet tall, right?

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[laughing]

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Luciano: I can't remember. Should we measure? I'll go from memory.

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: Okay.

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Annika: Wait for it...

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Luciano: Ohhh.

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Luciano: The double jeans.

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It's kind of useful!

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Annika: How is it useful?!

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Luciano: Coz you've got 4 pockets instead of 2!

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Annika: sure...

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Annika: But you don't really need 2 flys!

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Luciano: it's like-

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Annika: Or 2 crotches!

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Luciano: Yeah,

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Annika: Again, this is made for the anatomy of a being that is not human

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Luciano: yeah.

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Luciano: specifically an awesome alien with double crotch

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Annika: Yeah! -

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Wait - awesome, huh?

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: What! That's pretty awesome in my opinion.

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Annika: Sorry, I won't kink-shame you.

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Luciano: [outraged laugh] What! Hey!

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Luciano: Yeah, well it's kind of like bringing back the cargo pants

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Annika: Is it though?

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Luciano: coz you've got the 4 pockets - it's a sneaky backdoor way to get cargo pants back in.

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Annika: I don't recall cargo pants having 2 crotches though.

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Luciano: [laughs]

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Annika: And these are $417.

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Luciano: Of course they are.

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Annika [laughs]

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I really want to see someone wearing these in real life.

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Luciano: Yeah

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Annika: God I want to see someone wearing these in real life.

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Luciano: Again like the casual look the model is doing.

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Annika: casual look with the white t-shirt.

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Luciano: I love it. Yeah.

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Luciano: whaaaat?

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Annika: Flip 'em 'round, you got a dress!

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Luciano: It's like Willy Wonka's wonderful world of jeans.

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Luciano: Like, it's like he went into a jeans factory

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instead of a chocolate factory

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And was like - squeedle squorb! Jeans can be anything!

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Annika: I actually -

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Can I say something controversial?

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Luciano: what.

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Annika: I don't hate this.

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Luciano: Yeah well that is controversial.

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Annika: these are $445.

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Luciano: well -

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Annika: It's called, the 2 Jeans Dress!

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Luciano: You know what - whatever floats your boat. Some people have got more money than sense.

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What I love is that it

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looks like you're waiting for somebody else to get in the other end.

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Annika: [laughs]

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Luciano: So you can just the top halves of two people...

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[Annika]: What, like Cat Dog?

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Luciano: Cat Dog! This, THAT'S who these jeans are for.

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Cat dog.

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Annika: This is made for cat dog.

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Luciano: But for a cat dog where one half wants to wear a dress and one half wants to wear pants.

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Luciano: Are you a double-ended monstrosity and either end can't agree on something to wear?

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Luciano: "I want to wear a dress!"

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"I want to wear jeans!"

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Annika: Well your problems are solved with the 2 jeans dress!

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Luciano: [laughs]

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Luciano: only $445!

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Annika: well, it is for 2 people.

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Luciano: And I guess it's a specialist item.

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Annika: Yeah, and if you yeah, if you break it up between the two of them, it's only like...

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Annika: $222.50...

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Luciano: Yeah.

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Luciano: Still not good.

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Annika: [laughs]

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okay. So we're about halfway through this list, and we've been going for a long time,

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So I think we need a break.

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Annika: [laughs] Or we're going to lose our minds?

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Annika: so I think we're going to break this up into a 2 parts episode?

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And we'll go and get some food, have a drink, come back...

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Luciano: okay.

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Annika: or...maybe we won't do that maybe we'll just keep going and pretend that we've had a break...

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Luciano: What is this? Is this what we do on our break?

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Annika: Yep. Do a dance.

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Luciano: Okay.

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Annika: Okay. Um...

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Annika: bye!

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Luciano: Byeeee.