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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.98,0:00:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everybody. I'm back with another
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.46,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weirdest Make Thrift Buy suggestions episode which I'm now going to be calling Make Thrift Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you Summer for the suggestion and as we had him in the first episode of this and it be highly requested that he
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.84,0:00:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a comeback. I'd like you to all welcome back Luciano!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.74,0:00:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [singing] bam bam bam bamm bom bommm!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.84,0:00:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: You did this the first time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.84,0:00:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Bam bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.18,0:00:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I still don't understand what you think this intro music is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.56,0:00:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It's intro music! You just said it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.36,0:00:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Luci actually does that every time he walks into a room.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.28,0:00:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So welcome Luciano.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.82,0:00:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ahh - Is my name Luci or Giovanni?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.15,0:00:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sorry internet. Thank you for suggesting my return but my name is not Giovanni. Nice try
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.52,0:00:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.08,0:00:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It's Luciano. [Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.34,0:00:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: So in 2017 in terms of fashion has been a weird one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.02,0:01:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't know if it's because um I make weird clothes on this channel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.16,0:01:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So like I get exposed to a lot more of them because people keep sending them to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.46,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or if fashion in 2017 has just kind of lost its collective mind a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I have gotten a lot of strange requests
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for just the weirdest clothing, and I wanted to share them all with you and with Luciano.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.18,0:01:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now Luci hasn't seen any of these yet. So you're going to get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.88,0:01:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his raw unfiltered emotions for these.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.78,0:01:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.12,0:01:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: notice that we didn't say reactions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.04,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: didn't say reactions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.32,0:01:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine brothers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.44,0:01:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: this is not a something react video. I'm not reacting!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.18,0:01:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: You just said reacts!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.78,0:01:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ahhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Anyway, are you ready for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.94,0:01:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I'm ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.80,0:01:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: But are you ready for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.54,0:01:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: uuuuuuuuuh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.28,0:01:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: are you ready for this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.16,0:01:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ahh - I thought I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.60,0:01:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: So here we go, first item.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.30,0:01:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: First item.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.06,0:01:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Monster baaaag
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.22,0:01:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.00,0:01:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this is, I think this is the coolest item I was sent.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.91,0:01:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the coolest item in this list. I'm starting off easy -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.80,0:02:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna scare you off straight away um what do you think of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.10,0:02:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I think this is something you would actually make
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.10,0:02:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.14,0:02:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: They're pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.58,0:02:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I think it looks like something from Harry Potter actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.86,0:02:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Hagrid would be like [strong British accent] "Everyone get your bags out."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.30,0:02:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Harry would be like "It's chomping me!" *chomp chomp*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.56,0:02:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Every - oh my God - the things that they give the kids in Harry Potter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.43,0:02:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like they are so unsafe. You don't give an 11 year old kid
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.38,0:02:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a book that's going to eat you like -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.57,0:02:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: J.K. Rowling, what is up?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.30,0:02:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, what was up with Fantastic Beasts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.42,0:02:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: What was up with Fantastic Beasts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.30,0:02:34.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Okay, we have gone off the path. Fashion, fashion! This is a fashion thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.61,0:02:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll save this for our movie review podcast / channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.63,0:02:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: *Eh? Eh?*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.78,0:02:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.34,0:02:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: No, don't make me do that - I have too much work. Alright, so look carefully at this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.34,0:02:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Oh, it's got double - It's got double sleeves?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.58,0:02:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah it has double sleeves.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.38,0:02:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, well this is something out of an alien spaceship.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.58,0:02:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika:Yeah, I'm not really sure who this is made for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.94,0:03:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- actually I drew a little picture of the person that this is made for.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.28,0:03:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs] Oh very nice yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Like, I don't understand this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.46,0:03:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They haven't got these the basic anatomy of a human being down!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.78,0:03:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why have they got two arm holes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.60,0:03:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It's a... I love...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.40,0:03:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I mean, you obviously have two. Why have they got four arm holes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.40,0:03:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What I love about dumb clothes like this is that the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.68,0:03:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,model always has to do super serious model face like -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.34,0:03:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: "I'm wearing something totally normal".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.32,0:03:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: "How sexy is it that I have a weird jumper on?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.76,0:03:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.42,0:03:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, that's weird. And also, what's with the back being longer than the front here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.73,0:03:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: That's your problem with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.21,0:03:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [Laughing] I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.78,0:03:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Now Luci, I remembered how much you liked bears in the previous episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.70,0:03:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: So this was a suggestion that I got -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.16,0:03:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ehhhh that bear's legs are WAY too long!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.10,0:03:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.04,0:03:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: So I've got some more bears for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.02,0:03:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Okay, grrrreat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.18,0:03:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.02,0:04:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.60,0:04:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [Whispers] It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.84,0:04:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be fine. I'm here with you. We're doing it together.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.62,0:04:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.10,0:04:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.38,0:04:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: We're doing it together--hand, gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.32,0:04:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I love you! Do it again! The moment hasn't passed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.80,0:04:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I'm alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.72,0:04:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I love you! [Whispers] Kiss me! Kiss me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.20,0:04:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [Sounds of discomfort]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.90,0:04:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Eww. Oh. Ewww.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.56,0:04:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: How do you feel about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.22,0:04:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [Laughing] I don't like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Why not? I think it looks really cuddly and snuggly.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.34,0:04:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It looks like this woman went to sleep on a really hot day surrounded by 200 teddy bears.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.64,0:04:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.42,0:04:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: What and they just melted on to her...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.98,0:04:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: She woke up and she was like, "Ahhh...AAHHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.72,0:04:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AHHH!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.60,0:04:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.20,0:04:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: She looks like she's gone through a teleporter with a teddy bear at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.46,0:04:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Like "The Fly?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.84,0:04:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she's actually stuck like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.57,0:04:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's stuck in there. That's not her body underneath, it's just teddy bears.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.76,0:04:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [sombre voice] She's no longer your mother, she's more teddy bear now than woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.62,0:05:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, this actually wouldn't - now that I'm thinking about it -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.29,0:05:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't be that comfortable, like how would you lie down in this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.78,0:05:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got little bear noses and eyeballs everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.38,0:05:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Okay, well, you thought that was horrific - Here's another bear one for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.50,0:05:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yep, yep, yep...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.40,0:05:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [Laughing] What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.54,0:05:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: This is high fashion, Luciano
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.54,0:05:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Wha- [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.16,0:05:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: You've got a bear on this shoulder and a bear on this shoulder then one -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.05,0:05:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: And then there's one hanging off the...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.78,0:05:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: But not on the other side.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.35,0:05:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: The right breast is also a bear. It's like the designer
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.26,0:05:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did that outfit and then the last minute was like:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.46,0:05:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: "It needs something else."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.90,0:05:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: "Oh my God this isn't weird!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.44,0:05:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Umm, I'll use these heads of teddy bears!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.20,0:05:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.48,0:05:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: "I've got these giant bears hanging around from valentine's day gifts,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.04,0:05:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just decapitate them and stick them on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.20,0:05:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: And they put one on each shoulder
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.37,0:05:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they're like "too symmetrical"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.69,0:05:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Just one here!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.60,0:05:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: now it's perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.12,0:05:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: just one growing out of her stomach!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.16,0:05:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, Project Runway.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.02,0:05:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Oh, okay, so I thought this...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.52,0:05:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [snort/laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.06,0:05:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: that this would be good for us?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.90,0:06:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to get it for you and me to wear?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.98,0:06:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I immediately saw the zippers, and I was like I would just zip myself out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.26,0:06:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.94,0:06:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zip myself out and leave you with just another...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.16,0:06:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: That would be so sad!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.02,0:06:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: sleeve hanging sadly down...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.62,0:06:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: But don't you think, don't you think we should get these and?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.64,0:06:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.40,0:06:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: and forever be connected?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.84,0:06:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What is love if not being trapped and not being able to escape?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.96,0:06:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [outraged laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.98,0:06:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so we're gonna get to weird jeans territory now. Look closely.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.46,0:06:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ahh what is this. What's...how...you can't put a belt on?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.72,0:06:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.26,0:06:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, how would you wear a belt with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.70,0:06:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah? I mean, I some would describe this as
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.44,0:06:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,High-fashion, I would describe this as - broken jeans
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.56,0:06:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.28,0:06:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Mistake jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.30,0:06:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I think ASOS, these are from ASOS, right. It's almost like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.48,0:06:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just got a bunch of kind of messed-up jeans from the factory and they were like: "Okay, wait. Yeah, we'll just roll with this!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.60,0:06:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.70,0:06:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's - it's weird because it is not big enough to be...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.18,0:07:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Intentional looking like the double arm jumper. Like it just -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.98,0:07:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: It just looks messed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.02,0:07:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It looks like it was
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.12,0:07:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stuffed up in the factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.22,0:07:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah. Alright, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.18,0:07:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Nice try ASOS.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.21,0:07:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: We're going down a rabbit hole of um
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.08,0:07:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interesting jeans right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.76,0:07:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: ah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.46,0:07:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: this has been a year for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.82,0:07:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, this is the thing 2017 being the year of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.26,0:07:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fashion just being broken.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.44,0:07:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Like those paint splattered jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.90,0:07:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Oh my God. Don't even get me started on them!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.38,0:07:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: How much were they?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.40,0:07:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Like 400 dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.56,0:07:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, good. Mmm. Gooood.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.54,0:07:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: All right, oh, umm so this is a choker.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.66,0:07:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: No, but it's a jeans button.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.56,0:07:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.52,0:07:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: That doesn't look strange, so much as that's just not... good
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.58,0:07:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.14,0:07:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, as soon as I think of that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.34,0:07:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think of someone with a really big jeans jacket on
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.50,0:07:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: with two of these models heads just poking out instead of hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.00,0:07:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Annika laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.64,0:07:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.68,0:07:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.12,0:07:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.90,0:07:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [Laughing] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.52,0:08:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, what's happened with clothes is that people - the designers - have seemed to have forgotten
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.32,0:08:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how human anatomy works.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.42,0:08:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs] well it's more like, "Oh, I accidentally left all these jeans on top of the stove and they melted.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.80,0:08:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.10,0:08:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I think it's a jacket. Well, this person here who sent it to me said, "I think it's a jacket?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.44,0:08:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Really the weird thing about this is
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.54,0:08:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This looks like a horrific mistake -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.08,0:08:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but also looks like it to be pretty hard to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.94,0:08:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.60,0:08:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Like, it's like nine pairs of jeans and two jeans jackets. I feel I feel incredibly conservative now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.16,0:08:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this normal -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.26,0:08:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a standard -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.02,0:08:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, you're so boring! What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.18,0:08:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What is this? This doesn't look melted at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.22,0:08:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: It's just nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.50,0:08:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Alright. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.38,0:08:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Oh, well it's utilitarian: The Butt Zip! For people who need to go to the toilet in a hurry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.98,0:08:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, you know - I think it does have a good utility.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.08,0:08:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: This - the problem is the time you save on the way into the toilet with the unzip
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.96,0:09:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you lose with the very slow and careful rezip.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.30,0:09:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.42,0:09:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: so, that you don't like...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.74,0:09:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: You don't catch bits.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.12,0:09:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano:You don't catch any - but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.74,0:09:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: yeah see my worry with those is that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.48,0:09:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.38,0:09:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were just...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.56,0:09:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walking around, sitting on a train on line or something, someone could just come by and just -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.50,0:09:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.22,0:09:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: and unzip them, and your pants are off. You got no pants on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.60,0:09:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, well you have pants on,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.82,0:09:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: You have chaps on. At that stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.72,0:09:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: You'd better be wearing underwear underneath.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.46,0:09:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: If you don't wear underwear underneath these jeans... it's intentional.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.90,0:09:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a thrill seeker.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.46,0:09:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Do you want to know how much these cost how much?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.44,0:09:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: how much?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.54,0:09:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: $1,160.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.98,0:09:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: fair enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.84,0:09:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: You know what -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.34,0:09:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: it's a it's a new engineering marvel!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.96,0:09:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of course it's gonna cost -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.92,0:09:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It's not a new engineering marvel!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.48,0:09:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.98,0:09:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just like saying a car with 25 wheels is a new engineering marvel.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.10,0:09:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's excess!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.96,0:09:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not needed!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.74,0:09:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: So you might have seen these?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.70,0:09:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They um... they are the clear jeans from Topshop?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.14,0:09:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I might have seen these? - when Would I have seen them?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.24,0:10:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: This is the problem with clear clothing:
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.44,0:10:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's clear for 30 seconds until
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.46,0:10:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perspiration makes it opaque.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.86,0:10:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah. I mean I discovered that with my clear knee mom jeans -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.32,0:10:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciani: Yeah, it's like saying to the world, would you like to know how sweaty my legs are?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.94,0:10:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: yeah. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.72,0:10:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: and this models wearing running shoes?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.70,0:10:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: She's advocating exercising in these jeans!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.10,0:10:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: you wanna move onto the next one?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.46,0:10:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.48,0:10:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [bursts out laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.46,0:10:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: The give up jeans!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.88,0:10:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.88,0:10:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: The jeans that give up below the knee.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.88,0:10:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.34,0:10:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What- they're $470!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.74,0:10:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are they so expensive?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.06,0:10:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Because it's new engineering feats that have never be done before!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.02,0:10:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Again, they've mistaken the anatomy of Humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.18,0:10:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.92,0:10:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: For having six foot long legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.62,0:10:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs] yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.56,0:10:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The designer was like: Humans are 18 feet tall, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.38,0:10:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.32,0:10:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I can't remember. Should we measure? I'll go from memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.74,0:10:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.28,0:11:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.76,0:11:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Wait for it...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.48,0:11:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Ohhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.54,0:11:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: The double jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.65,0:11:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kind of useful!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.84,0:11:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: How is it useful?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.36,0:11:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Coz you've got 4 pockets instead of 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.16,0:11:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: sure...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.20,0:11:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: But you don't really need 2 flys!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.24,0:11:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: it's like-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.62,0:11:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Or 2 crotches!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.74,0:11:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.78,0:11:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Again, this is made for the anatomy of a being that is not human
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.24,0:11:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.12,0:11:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: specifically an awesome alien with double crotch
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.06,0:11:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah! -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.34,0:11:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait - awesome, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.26,0:11:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.24,0:11:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What! That's pretty awesome in my opinion.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.38,0:11:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Sorry, I won't kink-shame you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.58,0:11:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [outraged laugh] What! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.86,0:11:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah, well it's kind of like bringing back the cargo pants
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.93,0:11:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Is it though?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.48,0:11:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: coz you've got the 4 pockets - it's a sneaky backdoor way to get cargo pants back in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.32,0:11:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I don't recall cargo pants having 2 crotches though.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.02,0:11:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.70,0:11:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: And these are $417.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.08,0:11:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Of course they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.88,0:11:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.84,0:11:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really want to see someone wearing these in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.09,0:11:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.16,0:11:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: God I want to see someone wearing these in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.04,0:12:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Again like the casual look the model is doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.06,0:12:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: casual look with the white t-shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.54,0:12:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: I love it. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.24,0:12:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: whaaaat?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.32,0:12:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Flip 'em 'round, you got a dress!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.72,0:12:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: It's like Willy Wonka's wonderful world of jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.56,0:12:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Like, it's like he went into a jeans factory
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.22,0:12:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of a chocolate factory
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.54,0:12:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And was like - squeedle squorb! Jeans can be anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.91,0:12:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I actually -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.14,0:12:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I say something controversial?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.28,0:12:31.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: what.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.85,0:12:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: I don't hate this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.96,0:12:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah well that is controversial.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.62,0:12:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: these are $445.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.66,0:12:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: well -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.72,0:12:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: It's called, the 2 Jeans Dress!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.39,0:12:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: You know what - whatever floats your boat. Some people have got more money than sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.34,0:12:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I love is that it
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.40,0:12:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks like you're waiting for somebody else to get in the other end.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.87,0:12:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.10,0:12:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: So you can just the top halves of two people...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.40,0:12:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Annika]: What, like Cat Dog?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.40,0:12:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Cat Dog! This, THAT'S who these jeans are for.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.58,0:12:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.64,0:13:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: This is made for cat dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.58,0:13:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: But for a cat dog where one half wants to wear a dress and one half wants to wear pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.84,0:13:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Are you a double-ended monstrosity and either end can't agree on something to wear?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.22,0:13:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: "I want to wear a dress!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.96,0:13:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I want to wear jeans!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.60,0:13:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Well your problems are solved with the 2 jeans dress!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.40,0:13:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.02,0:13:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: only $445!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.26,0:13:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: well, it is for 2 people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.06,0:13:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: And I guess it's a specialist item.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.58,0:13:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yeah, and if you yeah, if you break it up between the two of them, it's only like...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.56,0:13:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: $222.50...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.92,0:13:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.11,0:13:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Still not good.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.48,0:13:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.00,0:13:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay. So we're about halfway through this list, and we've been going for a long time,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.40,0:13:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think we need a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.04,0:13:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: [laughs] Or we're going to lose our minds?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.83,0:13:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: so I think we're going to break this up into a 2 parts episode?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.74,0:13:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we'll go and get some food, have a drink, come back...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.67,0:13:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.71,0:13:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: or...maybe we won't do that maybe we'll just keep going and pretend that we've had a break...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.68,0:13:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: What is this? Is this what we do on our break?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.12,0:13:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Yep. Do a dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.44,0:13:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.52,0:14:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Okay. Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.60,0:14:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.26,0:14:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Byeeee.