-
Can I ask you something?
-
All that cash...
America...Switzerland..
-
What exactly is 'Hawala'
(Money Laundering)
-
Just like Money Exchange
for White Money.
-
Similarly for
transferring black money..
-
..there's 'Hawala' (Money Laundering).
-
Magic.
-
You pay us here and.. Poof!
-
It's transferred to Switzerland.
-
100 million, it's all here.
-
Excellent.
-
Two hours later, 90 million..
-
..will be transferred
in your Swiss Bank account.
-
Why only 90 million?
-
10 million our commission.
-
HaVe pity.
-
I've been newly appointed
as the minister.
-
You should haVe pity
on your state too.
-
You've been newly appointed minister.
-
90 million in 15 days
is not a small amount.
-
Stop the car.
-
Where are you coming from?
-
Ambala.
-
And where are you headed?
-
Chandigarh.
-
Chandigarh!
-
And what's in the trunk?
-
Speak up.
-
The trunk's open.
-
See for yourself.
-
Bravo. Come, Rambo.
-
Who am I?
- I don't know, sir.
-
Bheem Singh Chandel!
-
Why did you stop my car?
- l receiVed a tip from control room..
-
..that this is a stolen car?
-
The tip was right.
-
Let me go.
-
You didn't let me go.
-
Sir, what do you
want me to do with it?
-
Incinerate it!
- Why?
-
Don't leave behind a single piece.
-
But, sir's, this is a brand new car.
-
The police are looking for it.
-
I can't keep it.
-
What now?
- Arrange for a new car.
-
This time from a different state.
-
Sir, I know a guy who's a pro.
-
He can steal cars like
stealing candy from a baby.
-
Where can I find him?
- Delhi.
-
How much longer, Babli?
-
I'm unlocking the steering, T2!
-
Be patient!
-
What the..
-
Watchman!
-
Hey, watchman!
-
Watchman!
-
Hello.
-
30 seconds, T2. Are you ready?
-
Ready.
-
Watchman, who's car is this?
-
Mr. Dutta's.
-
Go wake him up!
What's this nonsense!
-
Mr. Sharma..
- Hey!
-
My sleep's ruined.
- Whose inside the car?
-
Who's driving it?
-
Watchman, come here.
- Watchman, come here.
-
Hurry up!
- Thief! Thief! - Coming, sir.
-
Thief! Catch him. Thief!
-
There he goes.
-
What do we pay you for?
- Four...three...two..
-
Come here.
- Stop him.
-
Stop him.
- He'll escape.
-
Get up, Chautala.
-
Your snoring is creating a ruckus.
-
It'll drive all the criminals away.
-
Get up.
-
Let me sleep, dear.
-
Boys are returning
from the disco drunk.
-
Make some dough.
-
Get up.
-
Shut up. Shut up.
-
You're always objecting.
-
Don't talk nonsense.
-
You married me.
-
You'll have to abide by it.
-
Just two months left
for your retirement.
-
Make some dough.
-
Otherwise l'll make you regret it.
-
Someday I'll strangle
you in your sleep.
-
I'll strangle you.
-
Go on.
- Stupid woman.
-
Saddiram. I told you to fix this door.
-
Go on.
-
Oh no. Cops!
-
Stop. Stop.
-
Take off the glasses.
-
Where are you coming from, son?
-
Office.
-
At this hour?
-
You must be drunk!
-
Your breath smells like onions.
-
Show me your licence.
-
Licence.
-
Babli..
-
Babli?
-
What kind of a name is that?
-
It's written on the licence,
so it must be true.
-
Acting smart.
-
No surname?
-
No.
-
What about father's name?
- I don't have a father.
-
Is he dead?
-
I don't know.
-
Is he your father or not?
-
Forget it, uncle. Please.
-
He has no parents.
-
He was raised in an orphanage.
-
He's an orphan.
-
Is that so?
- Yes.
-
Is that so?
-
Son, you should've said that before.
-
You're an orphan and I've no children.
-
Surprising.
- Surprising, right?
-
Our stories are similar.
-
All units alert!
There's been a car theft.
-
Red Vento, no. DL-03-AM-9131.
-
Get going.
- All alert!
-
Stolen car, Red Vento, no.
DL-03-AM-9131.
-
Rascal, stop the car.
-
Stop at the side.
-
Are you deaf?
-
I said stop the car. Stop the car.
-
Trying to escape with a stolen car.
-
You don't know how to drive.
-
Come on.
- Where? - Turn around. Turn around.
-
You bumped the car.
-
Right, right.
-
Stolen car, Red Vento, no.
DL-03-AM-9131.
-
Stop. Stop. Stop.
-
The stolen car.
-
That's the stolen car.
-
Back. Back. Back.
-
Stop. Where are you running to?
-
Catch him.
-
Stop.
-
Stop the car.
-
Get off.
-
Why you..
-
You'll get us killed.
-
Corner him. Corner him.
-
What are you doing?
-
Getting romantic.
- Shut up. Follow the car.
-
Take that. Take that.
-
Move aside.
-
They're speeding towards
South Block from lndia Gate.
-
Send backup.
-
Drive faster.
- l am driving fast.
-
This isn't a Mercedes.
-
Move!
-
Foolish woman.
-
Catch them all.
-
Rascals, drinking and driving.
-
Arrest them.
-
The rascal escaped.
-
He ran away.
-
Babli.
-
"You were born nude."
-
"So what are you ashamed of?"
-
"No mom, dad or faith."
-
"Stern with the wisecracks."
-
"Soft with the innocent."
-
"Just fun all the time, just fun."
-
"Come show everyone, be.."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be.."
-
"Come show everyone, be shameless."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"Come sway to the beat, be shameiess."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"We're unscrupulous."
-
"We're the devils."
-
"We get high and shout shameless."
-
"We're unscrupulous."
-
"We're the devils."
-
"We get high and shout shameless."
-
"We do aii our deeds."
-
"Without caring about the price."
-
"We never break a promise."
-
"We start it and only we end it."
-
"We'll break all your iilusions."
-
"Come show everyone, be shameless."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"Come sway to the beat, be shameiess."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"Radical! Radical!"
-
"Locking horns is in my blood."
-
"Abnormal! Abnormal!"
-
"l'il give everyone
a run for their money."
-
"My gait's unique."
-
"lt makes everyone go crazy."
-
"Every time l rock my legs."
-
"l make the world rock with me."
-
"We're romantic at heart."
-
'We dazzle you with our moves."
-
"First we try to cajole with love."
-
"Otherwise we declare war."
-
"Anyone we point at,
gets drawn to me."
-
"ifwe hurt anyone,
we also soothe his pain."
-
"We'll snatch you.."
-
"We'll snatch you from yourself."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"Come sway to the beat, be shameiess."
-
"Open your heart,
stick out your chest, be shameiess."
-
"We're unscrupulous."
-
"We're the devils."
-
"We get high and shout shameless."
-
"We're unscrupulous."
-
"We're the devils."
-
"We get high and shout shameless."
-
Wow!
-
lt's our new car, ma'am.
Mercedes BenZ A-Class.
-
It's hot.
-
I iove it.
-
Maybe your next car!
-
But the one you bought,
B-Class, isn't bad either.
-
That's true.
-
Your lease agreement
papers are ready, ma'am.
-
Let's go then.
-
Thank you.
-
Congratuiations, ma'am.
- Thank you.
-
I'm gonna get you, guys.
-
Slow down, dear.
- Why, mom?
-
We're riding a Mercedes!
-
Quiet!
-
Slow down!
-
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
-
That's called driving.
-
And people say women can't drive.
-
They're absolutely right.
- Mom.
-
You can't walk properiy,
thank God I bought a car.
-
This isn't a car.
-
It's a short-cut to suicide.
-
Oh my!
-
Just wasting money.
-
You could've bought a scooter.
-
Don't you get it?
-
It's my classmate's wedding.
-
The entire batch is going to be there.
-
Trying to teach me!
-
They ail come in expensive cars, mom.
-
Imported ones.
-
I was the star of my college.
-
You think I'li go on a scooter?
-
We need to show-off a little.
-
Giris shouldn't show-offtoo much.
-
What's this?
- What?
-
Mom.
- Try not showing off so much.
-
Why don't you get married too?
-
With whom?
I need a proper groom.
-
Do you want me to find one?
- Forget it.
-
You'll just bring another
clerk or accountant..
-
..like you did the last time.
-
Tara.
-
Your father was an accountant as weil.
-
But he loved me as much.
-
Mom, you just don't get it.
-
I want class. Class.
-
Status. Respect. Position.
-
Sense of humour.
-
You want Rahul Gandhi.
- Why not? He's cute.
-
Pardon me. You can find one yourself.
-
I toid you.
-
Not again.
-
Master.
- You're here.
-
Tilu, did you shit again?
-
My child.
-
That's 50000, master. You can count them.
- I see.
-
You give all your earnings to us.
-
Save some foryourseif, son.
-
What will I do with money?
-
You're there for me.
-
Now change my underpants.
-
Naughty!
-
Come on.
-
Stop him.
-
Get the ball. Get the ball.
-
Stop him.
-
Get the ball.
-
So, Pele, you're sc***d.
-
Come on, handover the ioliypop.
-
Come on...
-
Babli. You're bound
to get hurt while playing.
-
Babli.
-
How long wili you father
these children alone?
-
They need a motherto iook afterthem.
-
What ifthey all grow
up to be thieves iike you?
-
Babli. How's this?
-
Surprising.
-
T2.
- Yes.
-
Look.
-
Fine. Let's jack that one.
-
Not the car, look at the driver.
-
The driver's hot.
-
Not a singie dent ali over the body.
-
Mind your language.
-
She's your sister-in-law.
-
Hello, madam.
-
Your money.
-
No, it's not mine.
-
I see. They're not mine either.
-
Let's share them equally.
-
It doesn't beiong to anyone.
-
By the way, what's your name?
-
You forgot my name so soon?
-
Then sureiy you don't remember
-
..my phone number and address either.
-
Look, mister. Whoever you are.
-
This way of asking someone's name..
-
..through fallen notes is very old.
-
And this hotel's security..
-
..is absolutely fresh from the gym.
-
One call and they'li come
here to show their efficiency.
-
I think you're upset, beautifui.
-
No.
-
Actually,
my friend's getting married..
-
..so i am very happy.
-
But you better get lost.
-
I could get upset any moment now.
-
Get it.
-
By the way, thanks for the compliment.
-
Men in Black.
She's Mission Impossibie.
-
You can't win over her!
-
Want to bet?
-
Here you go. I Iose.
-
Now get to work.
-
I want this sister-in-iaw.
-
"Ali the boys in my neighbourhood.."
-
"..stare at me from theirwindows."
-
"All the boys in my neighbourhood
stare at me from their windows."
-
"But I fooled everyone
and tossed my heart to you."
-
"l lost my heart in your Iane."
-
"Don't Iie, no one stares at you."
-
"Whom do you fooi and keep saying?"
-
"l lost my heart in your Iane."
-
"We're kings of our will."
-
"Stealing a heart is easy for us."
-
"My gait's unique."
-
"lt'lI take you a iifetime,
to win over me."
-
"Better get it done,
get the entry ofyour heart done."
-
"Take my signature,
I tossed my heart to you."
-
"l lost my heart in your Iane."
-
"l lost it.."
-
"I lost my heart,
darling, in your lane."
-
"I lost my heart,
beauty, in your lane."
-
"Youth is so braZen."
-
"Once it passes away,
never comes back."
-
"Better get lost, you're such a liar."
-
"There's no truth in your charade."
-
"Come, Iet's take this relation further."
-
"Let's play the game of love,
come see me on the rooftop."
-
"I lost my heart,
darling, in your lane."
-
"I lost my heart,
beauty, in your lane."
-
"All the boys in my neighbourhood
stare at me from their windows."
-
"Don't Iie, no one stares at you."
-
"Whom do you fooi and keep saying?"
-
"l lost my heart in your Iane."
-
"I lost my heart,
darling, in your lane."
-
"We're lovers,
we'Il unite the hearts."
-
"We'll leave you good for nothing."
-
"You like a good struggie."
-
"We're popularfor
doing as we piease."
-
"l lost it.."
-
What are you doing?
-
What happened?
-
Something pricked me.
-
Cell phone?
-
Where did that come from?
-
It's okay, T2. Get some sieep.
-
Cell phone.
-
Your batteries are
too charged these days.
-
It vibrates every morning.
-
Get married.
-
l can't handle your
cell phone every morning.
-
Just because anyone
doesn't say a thing..
-
..he's spreading this fiith around.
-
Are you done yet?
-
Come out now.
-
Do you want to flush
out your intestines?
-
Let me finish, you witch.
-
You'ii develop piles.
-
You should start taking laxatives.
- Shut up!
-
Not piles,
I'll die of heart-attack first.
-
Forget it. You're thick-skinned.
-
You won't die so easily.
-
I wish you had died earlier..
-
..then I could've remarried again.
-
At ieast I would've had a chiId.
-
Ifyou want a child,
why don't you adopt one?
-
You're always cussing me.
-
I'il kiil you.
-
Oh my AK 47.
-
You can't sh*t properly,
you think you can kili me.
-
Shut up I said.
-
Why do you humiliate me every day?
-
To help build pressure, Chaudhary.
-
You know,
every husband in this world..
-
..start's sh***ing
hearing their wife's name.
-
But why don't you?
-
I'll show you.. Just wait..
-
I feel fresh, sweetheart.
-
You're my cure to every problem.
-
If it wasn't for your cussing,
I could never sh*t in the morning.
-
I'm indebted to you.
-
Now go, get me hot breakfast.
-
I feel light as a feather.
-
feather
-
Aunt.
-
Aunt, did you eat
honey before you slept?
-
You're looking so sweet.
-
Don't talk nonsense, Babli.
-
Fine, l've a request.
-
When you come back on the
roofto take offyour cIothes..
-
..give me a miss cail.
-
I'll come and take off mine as weIl.
-
Shut up, shameless.
-
You're a grownup now,
don't you feei ashamed?
-
Nonsense.
-
No manners. i'll beat you.
-
Let's go, T2.
How much ionger wili you take?
-
I can't find my socks.
-
I can't wear shoes without my socks.
-
Here.
-
What's this?
-
Padding.
-
The giri's do it.
-
Give's a good impression.
-
You can keep making a good impression.
-
I'll wear my shoes without socks.
-
Return my Rs.100.
-
How can you just find sister-in-law?
-
You don't know her name either.
-
Beauty! That's her name.
-
Beauty!
-
And what's her surname? Parlour?
-
Beauty!
-
Keep at it.
-
You'ii definitely find her on Google.
-
Mister. How much for JACKFRUiT?
-
Rs. 200 a kilo.
-
Fine, 150 for you.
-
What the..
-
What happened, aunt?
-
Rascal!
-
You made her faint with
your increased prices..
-
..and tore my shirt.
-
Sir..
- Take that. - What did I do?
-
HelIo.
-
Aunt.
-
Get up, aunt. We'll pay for the stuff.
-
You fool, give me a hand.
-
Come on.
-
That's my home, son. Stop.
-
Stop. Stop, son.
-
This?
- Yes.
-
I can't open this door, son.
-
Is it broken?
-
Oh, God!
-
My back's broken.
- Slowly, aunt. Slowiy.
-
Come back soon.
- Yeah, sit tight.
-
I wish God had given
me a son iike you.
-
Not possible at this age, aunt.
-
But you can get a son-in-law.
-
Do you have a daughter?
-
Low-life.
-
Come, son.
-
Keep it on the table.
-
Tara.
-
Tara.
- Coming, mom.
-
My knees.
-
You?
- You!
-
The one i searched for everywhere..
-
..was actually at the
back of my torn shirt.
-
What are you doing here?
- I'lI tell you.
-
To get my buttons stitched.
- This is not a taiior-shop.
-
You have no manners.
-
Like you do.
- I..
-
Walking in a house
filled with ladies..
-
..with an unbuttoned shirt.
- But I..
-
Where else do you want me to go?
- Your mom tore my shirt..
-
Shut up!
-
Why wouid my mom tear
your clothes at this age?
-
Quiet!
-
Let me teli you.
-
I went to the market.
-
It was reaily hot.
-
I felt dizzy and was falling down.
-
My hand got stuck in his shirt.
-
And ail the buttons of
this poor boy's shirt broke.
-
And he's such a decent guy,
he brought me home.
-
Instead of showing some hospitaiity..
-
..you're rebuking him.
-
Right, aunt, this isn't correct.
-
Shall l take off my shirt, or..
-
..will you stitch
it whiIe i'm wearing it?
-
You're so hairy!
-
Keep your shirt here.
-
I'll get it fixed in a day or two.
-
How am I looking?
-
What's wrong, aunt?
-
FeeIing dizzy again?
-
It reminded me of her papa.
-
He looked handsome just
iike you in this shirt.
-
Doesn't he iook handsome anymore?
-
He's dead.
-
It's one of his old shirts.
-
Sorry, aunt. l didn't know.
-
No need to show sympathy.
-
Now get lost.
-
You're so hot.
-
You spit fire.
-
Okay, bye.
-
See you, aunt.
- Biess you, son.
-
Do come again.
- I will..
-
Not...
-
Can I say something, beauty?
-
I really Iike hot dames?
-
Wiil you go to the disco with me?
-
Shameless.
-
"Beils...are ringing in my ears."
-
"It was love at first sight."
-
"I couldn't believe my eyes."
-
"I was gripped by fever."
-
"My heartjumped out."
-
"First the girl...got angry."
-
"She asked what are you doing here?"
-
"I said I'm so lucky."
-
"The one who brought
me here is your mom."
-
"What the.."
-
"We looked everywhere for her."
-
"While she was here ail the time."
-
"Her words were like a cup oftea."
-
"Sweet and hot."
-
"Like onion fritters,
seasoned with chiily."
-
"She stormed with
anger and threatened me."
-
"But i didn't budge."
-
"I kissed her cheeks."
-
"And her heart melted."
-
"Don't lie. You kissed her?"
-
"Of course I am.
After aIl I'm the hero."
-
"Yes, that you are."
-
"What next?
- Tune Change."
-
"What the.."
-
"She was standing, so was i."
-
"And she bumped into me."
-
"She came close, heId my hands."
-
"And shied away."
-
"She affectionately
helped me wear my shirt."
-
"When she touched me,
it tickied my heart."
-
"She even changed your shirt."
-
"You're on.."
-
"She hugged me. I felt a shock."
-
"My heart started singing Do Re Mi.."
-
"She slowly whispered in my ears."
-
"Where were you until now?"
-
"I feil down, got unconscious."
-
"And feit the cool breeZe of love."
-
"Beils...are ringing in my ears."
-
"It was love at first sight."
-
"I couldn't believe my eyes."
-
"I was gripped by fever."
-
"My heartjumped out."
-
"The heartjumped."
-
"The heart raced."
-
"My heart swayed."
-
"My heartjumped, swayed, it raced."
-
Yes, sir.
-
Don't sit like that.
Sir's coming.
-
Sir's coming, get up.
-
Get up I said.
-
It's clean.
- Shut up!
-
Sir's here.
-
Who are you?
-
T2.
-
Terminator 2!
-
I see.
-
So who's Terminator 1?
- At your service, mister.
-
The name's Babli.
-
Babli!
-
Oh yes!
-
I've heard a lot about you.
-
He's Mr. Bheem Singh Chandel.
-
His business in Chandigarh
is money laundering.
-
He needs jacked cars.
-
Wiil you do thejob?
-
Payment, no life-threat.
-
Money in advance.
-
Right, sir?
-
Have some sweet.
-
Suck on this.
-
Yes. The deal's done.
-
Just telI us the car modei.
-
When someone's clapping
with two hands..
-
..you should never
put your face in between.
-
It can be disastrous.
-
Sorry.
-
What if I runaway with your money?
-
We'll find you.
-
Oh! Is that real?
- What do you think?
-
T2. Gun!
-
Have you Iost your mind?
What are you doing?
-
Fan-tastic!
-
It's real.
-
I do myjob with love, not violence.
-
But you can keep this.
-
I'll keep this.
-
Remember one thing.
-
Once i make a deal,
-
I nevertake my money back.
-
I don't return it either.
-
This isn't a loan.
-
It's a deaI.
-
It's a deaI. It's a deal.
-
Come on, get to work.
But gently.
-
Now go on...
-
All the best.
- Thank you.
-
T2.
- Hmmm.
-
Get rid of him.
- Who? Where?
-
Him.
-
It'sjust a dog.
-
You were acting so
tough in front of Chandei.
-
Now you're scared of a dog.
-
Every man's scared of someone.
-
Get rid of him.
-
Shoo.
-
Bioody dog.
-
You're such a coward.
-
Sit down.
-
Sit where?
-
Yes.
-
Give him a shave.
-
What?
-
But looks iike he's
already had a shave.
-
Then do it again.
-
Come on.
-
That will be 200.
-
I'll pay 500.
-
But not here.
- Then?
-
She won't come on the balcony.
-
She's gone to her office.
-
How do you know?
-
Everyone knows about Tara Sharma, sir.
-
There'sjust one beautifui
giri in this neighbourhood.
-
Talk with respect.
-
She's your sister-in-law.
- No need to get furious.
-
Everyone comes to
my shop to stare at her.
-
That's okay.
-
Give me her office address.
-
That will be 1000.
-
I'm teiiing you, you cannot go inside.
-
How about now?
-
You're trying to bribe me?
-
Now?
-
This isn't a joke.
-
Now?
-
I..
-
Sir...we can't allow
you without permission.
-
Now?
-
Will you wrap up
everything in 15 minutes?
-
Make my visitor's card. Babli.
-
BabIi.
-
Madam.
-
Tara Sharma.
- It's there.
-
Hi.
-
You?
-
Wow. Can you see the Qutub Minar?
-
How did you come in?
- Through the door.
-
Your shirt's at home.
-
I'll collect it later.
-
Right now, I want to tell you something.
- What?
-
I iove you!
- What?
-
I swear on mother.
-
Although, I've never seen my mother.
-
But since I saw you..
-
..you're the only one
I've been thinking about.
-
And today I'm going
to express my feelings here.
-
You have one minute.
-
That's enough.
-
Yourtime starts now.
-
My name's Babii.
-
It's a bit strange, but that's it.
-
I don't have any parents,
so no surname.
-
I was raised in Jai Hind Orphanage.
-
i studied till 8th Grade,
but don't remember a thing.
-
But I'm the best mechanic.
-
A-1.
-
Till now I just loved one person.
-
Myself.
-
But now I wili love you too.
-
And i'll shower all my Iove on you.
-
Until you don't say stop.
-
I live with T2. He's a cute boy.
-
Our orphanage's reaily big.
-
We can live their comfortably
after we're married.
-
We can cook together,
otherwise there's Masterji.
-
I want two kids.
-
One like you and
other handsome like me.
-
Their names will be Rekha and Amitabh.
-
They're my favourites.
-
After that, I'll..
-
Enough.
-
Aren't you getting a little vulgar?
-
I'il be right back.
-
Two minutes.
-
Security.
This is manager Tara Sharma speaking.
-
Come to the 8th floor, now!
-
Hey, guys, listen up.
-
Gather around. Come here.
-
Let me introduce you.
-
His name's Babli.
-
He's an orphan,
-
so he has no surname either.
-
Right?
-
He couidn't pass 8th grade.
-
And he's here proposing
marriage to me.
-
You know, he's even decided..
-
..the names of our children.
-
Madam.
-
What's wrong, madam?
-
Who do you think you are?
-
Have you ever seen
yourself in the mirror?
-
You look like a manner less idiot.
-
What did you think?
You'ii say "i Love You" and I'll be floored?
-
How dare you?
-
Security. Throw him out right now.
-
Just get him out.
- Yes. - Get lost.
-
You humiliated my iove.
-
But I'm still smiling.
-
Do you know why?
- Because you're shameless.
-
I am...what I am.
-
But you're still a kid.
-
Better grow up.
-
I want to spend my life with you.
-
Come on.
-
Move aside.
- Come on.
-
Sir.
-
Sir, wait.
-
Keep this.
-
Why? Keep the money, you did yourjob.
-
Yes, but you were heart-broken.
-
I have no heart, only guts.
-
And it never breaks.
-
Keep the money.
-
You didn't pay heed to my advice.
-
She humiliated you, didn't she?
-
Why ask when you know?
-
How about we do some work?
-
Or do we just go back home?
- No.
-
We've come this far..
-
..we won't go back empty-handed.
-
Oh! Commitment!
-
Babli. Come here.
-
It's a brand new car.
-
You can still smeIl the fresh paint.
-
Let's take this one. Otherwise
it will get a tan under the hot sun.
-
Bye, guys.
-
My car.
-
My car was right here,
the new red one.
-
Security!
-
Now we'll head to Chandigarh.
-
Security!
-
Here you go, chassis no.
-
Don't scare me.
-
No, ma'am. We don't have your car.
-
I think you shouid
go to the police station.
-
Sign here.
-
Is this the FIR?
-
Ask him.
-
He's in-charge.
-
Sir, can I get a receipt of the FIR?
-
Why?
- For the insurance.
-
You can'tjust file
an FIR so easiIy, dear.
-
It takes time.
-
We'vejust made an
entry into the register.
-
Now we'll investigate.
-
What? Investigate!
-
Come here.
-
Keep seated, I'll be right back.
- What?
-
The girl's desperate.
-
Build some pressure on her.
- Pressure.
-
She'll definitely
agree to pay up 10-15000.
-
We'Il buy a microwave oven. 25 liters.
-
Shut up!
-
She's in troubie.
-
We should help her.
-
And you're looking
to make some quick dough.
-
You hog on 'biryani' all day.
-
I need some rest
in the kitchen as weli.
-
You married me.
-
You couldn't give me a kid..
-
..you could at least look after me.
-
You're so corrupt.
-
One day i'll suspend you.
-
Suspend!
- Just try.
-
You wilI have to live aIone.
-
I'il move into my mom's home.
-
Mom?
-
Witch!
-
Always taking advantage
because I'm a man.
-
Sir. ifyou conduct
the investigation soon..
-
..then maybe you can find my car.
- Yes..
-
Look, the police will
put in their best efforts..
-
..to find your car.
- Yes.
-
But...you do something as well.
-
What?
-
Do l have to tell you everything?
-
Money!
-
Are you asking for bribe?
-
I want my car back?
- Yes..
-
You're getting furious for no reason.
-
The police can only try.
-
Whether you get your car back or not..
-
..depends on the one who stole it.
-
Right?
- Yes, sir.
-
Right, Bhagat Singh.
- Yes, sir.
-
Yes, sir.
-
See, everyone agrees.
-
Good for nothing!
-
No need to get too romantic.
-
I see. So you're on strike today.
-
What eIse do you expect me to do?
-
Move.
-
You sound so angry.
-
What's wrong?
-
As if you don't know.
-
You bIackmail me into
doing ali the wrong things.
-
She was such a sweet girl.
-
I wonder what she might
be thinking about me..
-
..that what a corrupt officer i am.
-
You maligned my reputation.
-
You're such a fool.
-
You're reputation isn't
going to earn you anything.
-
I only say it foryour own interest.
-
You're healthy now.
-
Tomorrow when you retire,
ifyou fall sick..
-
..won't we need money
to look after you?
-
We don't have any children anyway.
-
Again about the chiidren.
-
You humiIiate my
manliness intentionally.
-
Let's get tested and
find out who's incompetent.
-
Why shouid I get tested?
-
I'm 53 years old.
-
At this age women
go through menopause.
-
Don't try to teach me.
-
Men have menopause.
-
How can women get it?
- Want to bet?
-
Googie it.
-
Vicky Donor?
-
But 'Menopause' has Men..
-
No, no, iet's settle this first.
-
Either you get yourself
tested or adopt a child.
-
I'm fed up of iistening
to your taunts.
-
Get in bed first,
your highness, you'ii feei better.
-
No, no, no.
We've to take this decision first.
-
Yes.
-
Fine, we'll adopt a kid.
-
Don't get upset.
-
Now climb in.
-
Really, dear. You'll adopt a kid.
-
Swear on me.
-
I want a son.
- No, daughter.
-
Son.
- Daughter.
-
Don't bargain with me.
-
I want a son.
- Done.
-
Now give me a tight hug.
-
Come on.
-
"As the soap slips on my hot body."
-
"The heart craves for young lass."
-
"The cold water feels so thrilling."
-
"Shamelessness drips from the eyes, the iips."
-
'Because you're shameless.'
-
Hi.
-
Uncle's shirt.
-
Babli. How are you?
-
Wonderfui, aunt.
-
For me?
-
Bless you, son.
-
Aunt. It feels so remorse in here.
-
I can sense sadness in the air!
-
Her car's been stolen, son.
- When?
-
Last week.
-
It was parked right
outside her office.
-
Brand new Mercedes.
-
She spent all her
earnings to buy the car.
-
Someone stole it.
-
And, mom. Why don't you
just announce it to the world?
-
This is no charade.
-
She's just telling me.
- What do you care?
-
Take your shirt and get out.
-
Just get out.
- Tara.
-
Tara, listen.
-
Son, you better leave.
-
It's not yourfault.
-
But ifyou stay here
she won't stop crying.
-
Please go...
-
Once we're rich,
we'll buy silverwrenches.
-
Bro.
-
BabIi. I'm talking to you.
-
Are you deaf?
-
T2.
- Yes.
-
How many cars have
we stoien until now?
-
20 big ones,
5 small ones, 2 imported. Why?
-
You want to pay their taxes?
-
Have you ever thought about those..
-
..whose car gets stoien?
-
What else?
He gets insurance, we get the car.
-
Tit for tat.
-
The last car we stole.
- Yes.
-
That was Tara's car.
-
What?
-
How do you know?
-
Her mother told me.
-
Fine. At Ieast we
taught them a lesson.
-
The consequences
oftroubiing my Babii.
-
No, T2.
-
That girl's my iove.
-
I love her.
-
I saw her crying today,
it really hurt.
-
But you don't have a heart, only guts.
-
But it still pains.
-
People built Taj Mahal
to mark their love.
-
Can't I return her car?
-
The car's been sold, bro.
-
It's parked in Chandigarh,
refurbished like new.
-
So what?
-
If a stolen car can
get to Chandigarh..
-
..then it can come back too.
-
Steal again?
-
Why do you buy white bread?
-
You should buy brown bread.
- it's okay.
-
What's so great about brown bread?
-
You've been eating white
bread since you were a kid.
-
Hi.
-
Mom, walk faster.
- Hi, aunt. - I'm walking faster.
-
I can't galIop like a horse.
-
BabIi.
-
HelIo, aunt.
-
Let me carry that.
- No need.
-
And stop following me. Get that?
-
I wasn't foilowing you, madam.
-
I just walked up to you from the front.
- Yes.
-
Did I ask for help?
- Did I help you?
-
l'm talking to aunt.
- He's just helping.
-
i hate you, mom.
- She's upset again.
-
I'il iighten her mood.
-
Tara, your car's in Chandigarh.
-
See. Didn't I teli you?
-
Your realiy charming, son.
- Thank you, aunt.
-
Is this a joke?
- No.
-
I swear on your mom.
-
Your car's in Chandigarh, Tara.
-
Come with me, and i can get it back.
-
But, son. How do you know..
-
..the car's in Chandigarh?
-
I investigated.
-
I've connections, aunt.
-
What connections?
-
Didn't I teIl you, l'm a car mechanic?
-
Car...mechanic,
thieves, spare-part deaIers..
-
..they're all connected.
-
We know everything.
-
Why can't the police find out?
-
Police?
-
You expect the thieves
to be the protectors?
-
They get a heavy commission.
-
Why wili they find your car?
-
They are ali corrupt, aunt.
- Right.
-
Why do i beiieve you?
- Don't.
-
You'ii definitely get insurance.
-
Right, aunt.
- But..
-
I just wanted to do a good deed.
-
I iearnt this when I was a kid.
-
We aiways have to face
opposite ofwhat we do.
-
Do good and good things
wili happen to you.
-
Show compassion
and people will remember you.
-
That means, good equaIs good.
-
Compassion equals reminiscence.
-
Get that, beauty.
-
Why do you want to help me?
-
I can't say that in aunt's presence.
-
Shameless.
-
Mom, Iet's go.
-
Let's go.
-
I don't want to talk to him.
-
Tara. Go to Chandigarh.
-
There's no harm in trying.
-
Cars get stolen all the time, mom.
-
They aren't found so easily.
-
But you are getting yours back.
-
What if he rapes me?
- Shut up.
-
Don't taIk nonsense!
-
I'm your mom.
I've years of experience.
-
My heart says Babli's naughty..
-
..but he's not bad at heart.
-
Take the name of God and go with him.
-
Yes.
-
Happy birthday to us!
-
Happy birthday to all of us!
-
Happy birthday to us!
-
It's nice.
- Come on, start eating.
-
Here you go, cake.
- Wow!
-
Wow!
- Today is my happy birthday.
-
Whose?
- All of us.
-
We were raised in an orphanage.
-
Fatherless and loneIy.
-
No one knows when their birthday is.
-
So we celebrate it on the same day.
-
Eat it.
- So sweet.
-
Happy birthday.
- Take a bite. - Taste it.
-
That's it.
-
You see, son. I'm on a diet.
-
God bless your figure, aunt.
-
You're looking so sweet,
I want to marry you.
-
What do you say?
- ShameIess.
-
Thank you, aunt.
-
T2.
- Yes.
-
Is shameless a bad word?
- No.
-
It's a compliment.
-
Hello.
- Tara Sharma speaking.
-
I'm ready to go to Chandigarh.
-
Can you come home
tomorrow at 11 o'clock?
-
BabIi.
-
HelIo.
-
What's wrong with him?
-
Hey, Sleeping beauty!
-
Hi.
-
Are we traveiing in this open jeep?
- Yes.
-
We both are going to drive.
-
Taking turns.
-
Couidn't we take a bus?
-
No, that's below my standard.
-
Hello, aunt.
- Biess you, son.
-
For you.
- Thank you.
-
Best of luck to you, go.
-
Lollypop?
-
Take it. It's anti-boring.
-
Look, Babli.
-
i know you're going
out ofyour way to help me.
-
But better teli me if
you want something in return.
-
From you?
- Yes.
-
What can you give...
-
...a handsome hunk like me?
-
A tight siap.
-
Mind your manners.
-
I won't be fooled by you.
-
You're in my car.
-
When will you come in my arms?
-
Know your stature?
- Why? What's wrong?
-
I've a nice job. l don't beg.
-
Mechanic.
-
Mechanics are doctors.
-
Doctors of cars.
-
Poiiticians,
ministers, fiim-stars, businessmen.
-
I treat everyone's car.
-
I just don't have a
giass office iike you do.
-
So what?
-
No reputation either.
- Who needs that?
-
In my line ofwork,
you need only two things.
-
Courage and talent.
-
And i've both.
-
You're so arrogant about yourjob,
aren't you?
-
Why do you hate myjob so much?
-
Fine.
-
Marry me.
-
I'll change my entire life for you.
-
So, will you?
-
Keep your eyes on the road.
-
Shameless.
-
"When I saw you, I realiZed sweetheart."
-
"That love's craZy."
-
Tara.
-
What the..
-
What are you doing here?
-
Staring at you.
-
Why?
-
I've been slogging since morning..
-
..while you're
comfortabiy snoring away.
-
Come on. Change seats.
-
You were sleepy, weren't you?
-
Not anymore.
-
Look ahead.
-
That's where I'm looking.
-
What a view.
-
I think honey runs through your veins,
not biood.
-
You're so beautiful.
-
Like ca...shew!
-
There, l got permission to see.
-
Your name shouid've been 'Shameless'.
- Done.
-
You're Tara Sharma,
and I'm Babii Besharam.
-
Good.
-
But someday every giri..
-
..has to take on her husband's name.
-
You're a Sharma until now.
-
Now you'll be 'Besharam'.
-
Put on your glasses.
-
If i see your eyes again,
I'll crash this car.
-
"How do I convey the
condition of my heart?"
-
"Do i teli you...or keep it to myself,
what do l do?"
-
"Your heart's so heipless."
-
"It's shameless, doesn't pay heed."
-
"It's good for nothing."
-
"You make my heart restless."
-
"Why do I love you?"
-
"How do I convey the
condition of my heart?"
-
"Do i teli you...or keep it to myself,
what do l do?"
-
"Your heart's so heipless."
-
"It's shameless, doesn't pay heed."
-
"It's good for nothing."
-
"You make my heart restless."
-
"Why do I love you?"
-
"I wonderwhy your
heart's...in love with me?"
-
"There are others
waiting...in the iine."
-
"I can't stop my heart,
no matter how much i try."
-
"I try to scare it,
but it pays no heed."
-
"It's completely floored by you."
-
"Try to think something new."
-
"Say something new."
-
"You make my heart restless."
-
"Why do I love you?"
-
"You make my heart restless."
-
"Why do I love you?"
-
Tara.
-
Tara, your car.
-
Your car.
-
That's not mine.
My number plate's of Delhi.
-
The number piate's been changed.
Stop the car.
-
How do you know?
-
I changed the number, wouldn't l know?
-
Stop the car.
-
What the..
Tara, control.
-
You stole my car?
-
l hope you don't mind
sharing a bed with me.
-
How dare you?
- No need to sulk.
-
I'm justjoking.
-
My room's different.
-
Be honest, Babli.
-
How many cars have
you stolen till now?
-
Honesty can't give
you a square meaI, madam.
-
It does to me. Just tell me.
-
No. You can't bear you.
-
Aren't you ashamed?
- You caIl me shameiess.
-
Babli, I'm being serious.
- l'm serious as weil, Tara.
-
Who are you to point a finger at me?
-
Just because you make more money..
-
..and studied in an English college..
-
..you think you can judge me?
-
What's the point in knowing,
what I did and why?
-
Whatever I did,
I couldn't teli right from wrong.
-
i had no parents
or family to teach me.
-
What did you want me to
do for earning a square meal?
-
Don't i have a right to live?
-
So you resorted to stealing.
-
It was desperate times.
-
But I didn't do it to become rich.
-
I stole cars only
to satiate my hunger.
-
Mine and other orphans like me..
-
..whose parents leave them to die.
-
I did what i thought was right.
-
Nothing can ever
justify any wrong deed.
-
Did you ever think about that?
-
That's why I am in
love with you, Tara.
-
You're the only one who's
showing me the right path.
-
I want to leave everything for you.
-
Turn into a descent man.
-
Wiil you give me a chance?
-
"I wonder why every happiness.."
-
"..now seems incomplete?"
-
Hi.
-
"Why didn't i realise,
you were missing in my iife?"
-
I iove you.
-
"Yes, I do. Yes, I do."
-
"You touched my heart,
with your love."
-
"It's you. Only you."
-
Marry me.
-
I can change my entire life for you.
-
"It's you. Only you."
-
"What I thought was sadness,
now seems bliss."
-
He's naughty, but good at heart.
-
"You should've said it,
because i couldn't say it."
-
"Yes, I do. Yes, I do."
-
"You touched my heart,
with your love."
-
"It's you. Only you."
-
"Come, give me a hug."
-
"Let's erase this distance."
-
"Don't make me yearn any ionger."
-
"O ShameIess, don't be shy."
-
"My heart's falien for you."
-
"Beloved."
-
"You touched my heart,
with your love."
-
"It's you. Only you."
-
Bheem Singh Chandel.
-
Chandigarh's Money
Laundering mafia King.
-
He's a powerful guy.
-
And you...wili steal
my car back wearing this suit?
-
Ali the successful thieves
in the worId wear a suit.
-
Those who don't get apprehended.
-
You look nice in these clothes.
-
Some things are more
valuable than clothes.
-
But you won't understand.
-
BabIi.
-
Will you come back?
-
I'il be waiting.
-
HelIo.
-
Where to?
-
Chandel sir.
-
The minister's sent a parcel.
-
There in the office.
-
Hey. Where are you going?
-
Hey. Catch him!
-
Why you..
-
Hey! Get down, you..
-
Catch the rascal.
-
Who are you?
-
Your pant.
- i see.
-
Go, Rambo.
-
Hey! Troubling a girl.
-
Charge..
-
He isn't here.
-
l think he's blown-up.
- He can'tjust blow-up.
-
Find him.
-
Look.
-
Slowly. Siowiy.
-
I tried to stop you.
-
Stop being James Bond.
-
I wouidn't have tried..
-
..ifyou girls didn't like James Bond.
-
I didn't know dogs like him as weIl.
-
James Bond always does his job.
-
He doesn't runaway iike you do.
-
Hello, madam.
I'm a thief, not a butcher.
-
Dogs have a soui too.
-
And anyway,
I went there to get your car.
-
What happened?
-
Look, Babli.
-
You don't have to take
this risk for getting the car.
-
If something happens to you, then..
-
Then?
-
Suicide cancel.
-
It's not much ofwork..
-
..but I'll have to
get it cleaned from inside.
-
No problem.
-
Deliver the car by evening.
- Yes.
-
The boss is in a bad mood.
- Fine. it'li be done.
-
Jogi. Give him the keys.
-
Thank you.
-
Let's go.
-
Hello.
- Bhure, business looks good.
-
You're working on expensive cars.
-
BabIi, where are you?
-
Don't look here and there.
-
Look in the direction of your heart,
straight.
-
Babli.
- Yes.
-
I'm taking the car back.
-
We can do this the easy way, or else..
-
What the..
-
There's no place for
violence in our business.
-
It runs in a peacefui manner.
-
And, I haven't harmed you in anyway.
-
Try to understand.
-
If i give you this car,
Chandei will kill me.
-
Ifyou don't, I wiil kiil you.
-
But why?
-
I give you business.
-
I'm...the chicken that
lays the golden eggs for you.
-
Dead chicken is more
profitable these days.
-
Ask how?
- How?
-
Live chicken, Rs. 100..
-
And 'Tandoori' chicken..
- 300.
-
So?
-
Now you decide, what you prefer?
-
Bro. You're the frying pan,
and Chandei's the fire.
-
Look, ifthe car's
stolen from my place..
-
..then Chandel wiIl kill me brutaily.
-
Try to understand.
-
I've small kids.
-
They wiil be orphaned.
-
Let them grow up first.
-
What are you doing?
-
If I steal the car
from somewhere else..
-
..wilI it still be a problem?
- What?
-
If I steal the car
from somewhere else..
-
..wilI it still be a problem?
- No probIem.
-
Just let me return the car to Chandei.
-
My dear, I'm clear.
-
Fine. Make me a duplicate key.
-
And your kids won't be orphaned.
-
Thank you.
- Get lost.
-
That's the key to myjeep.
-
It's banged up, but not stolen.
- Okay.
-
Get it repaired and deiiver it to Delhi.
- Okay.
-
We'll settle it there.
-
Sir, I've repaired the car.
-
The windscreen's original.
-
Sir, keys.
-
They're coming.
-
Come on.
-
Come in, when I call you.
-
Ok.
-
We'll jack the car
as soon as that oaf moves.
-
He won't budge we'li have to make him.
-
Hi.
-
Aren't you Timmy?
-
Mr. Chandel's right-hand.
-
You're just like I heard.
-
What do you want?
-
What does a beautiful woman..
-
..want from a handsome hunk like you?
-
What?
-
Protection, Tommy.
-
Protection.
-
Where did you get that strength from?
-
Great, isn't it?
-
It'lI come in handy
once we're married.
-
Shut up! Open the car.
-
Yes!
-
What happened?
-
Shocked.
- That's okay.
-
I'm really happy today.
-
I can definitely give you one shock.
-
Do it again.
- What?
-
That thing you just did now.
-
It feIt so familiar. Please.
-
Puncture.
-
What the..
-
Tara.
-
Bhura!
-
Sir, you. On a scooter?
-
What now?
- What else?
-
Tyre change, start the car.
-
Straight to Delhi.
-
And the money?
- It's black money.
-
Now they're ours.
-
We can donate it to the orphanage.
-
Taiking like a thief again.
-
Hey, I didn't steal it.
-
It's a blessing from God.
-
Consider it a wedding gift.
-
Don't keep iooking for opportunities..
-
..Iike a lowly-guy. Get it.
-
Fine, sorry.
-
We'll throw it away.
- No!
-
We'll take it to the police.
- Very good.
-
You shouid've been the
Prime Minister ofthis country.
-
You can definitely
eradicate corruption.
-
You even smelI of honesty.
-
Get up. Get up.
-
Rascal.
-
Get up.
-
One more.
-
Where's my money, Bhura?
-
Sir, what money?
-
I don't know what you're saying.
-
No, no, no..
-
The car you sold me has been stolen.
-
What?
- l'm sure you know that.
-
The car's been stolen.
-
I reaily don't know.
- i see.
-
Well, that's okay.
-
You don't know.
-
It was a stoien car,
it got stolen again.
-
But there was money
in the trunk ofthe car.
-
Where's the money, Bhura?
-
I really don't know, sir.
-
I didn't steai your car.
- I know you didn't.
-
Bhura.
-
You really have the nerve.
-
Your friends who stole the car..
-
..they were such foois
to leave the scooter behind.
-
I cailed the RTO.
-
Do you know who the scooter belongs to?
- Who?
-
It's stoien.
-
And...there's just one
stolen car dealer in town.
-
You!
-
Now..
-
Hello.
- Bhura. Babli speaking.
-
All okay?
-
Yes. Where are you, Babli?
-
I'm on my way.
-
I found the car,
so I wanted to thank you.
-
And repay your favour too.
-
You're my friend after all.
-
How? How? How?
-
I found a bag filled
with notes in the car.
-
Consider it your return gift.
-
Come back.
-
There's no reverse gear in my life.
-
Once i'm on my way, I never turn back.
-
Ifyou want the money, come to Delhi.
-
And listen, come soon.
-
The bag's reaily heavy.
- Babli..
-
HelIo.
-
Out of network.
-
"Sweetheart, take offthose glasses."
-
"Look into...my eyes."
-
"Sweetheart, take offthose glasses."
-
"Look into...my eyes."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'll
aiways be a bacheIor."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'll
aiways be a bacheIor."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Go take a look at
yourself in the mirror."
-
"Don't try to fool me."
-
"Go take a look at
yourself in the mirror."
-
"Don't try to fool me."
-
"Come on. Come to me."
-
"Don't show attitude."
-
"Go away."
-
"Try your iuck with someone else."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'll
aiways be a bacheIor."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'll
aiways be a bacheIor."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Go take a look at
yourself in the mirror."
-
"Don't try to fool me."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Go take a look at
yourself in the mirror."
-
"Don't try to fool me."
-
"Hey girl, you're so lovely."
-
"Your gait's such bomb."
-
"Hey Romeo, don't be fooled."
-
"My gaits also explosive."
-
"Since I iost my heart,
luck has shined on me."
-
"Go away, don't come after me."
-
"Why...why...why do you whistle?"
-
"My heart's racing iike an engine."
-
"Why...why...why do you whistle?"
-
"My heart's racing iike an engine."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Don't break the signal."
-
"Hit the brakes, stop right there."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Don't break the signal."
-
"Hit the brakes, stop right there."
-
"Take a peak in my heart."
-
"You will find your image."
-
"You can play with
my emotions aii you want."
-
"But you will definiteiy
say 'I love you' in the end."
-
"I'm the star, this is my fiIm."
-
"I'm going to marry you."
-
"Go away,
your dreams will never come true."
-
"You tried, but couldn't find one."
-
"There's no one like me."
-
"Get iost, don't try to trick me."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'il always be a bacheior."
-
"Come on...come on."
-
"Without you I'll
aiways be a bacheIor."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Go take a iook at yourseif
in the mirror.. Don't try to fool me."
-
"Go away, go away."
-
"Go take a look at
yourself in the mirror."
-
"Don't try to fool me."
-
"Come on. Come to me."
-
"Don't show attitude."
-
"Go away."
-
"Try your iuck with someone else."
-
How was it?
- Uncie.
-
You've grown old,
but you still sing kiddy songs.
-
I...the heart's still young, son.
-
Don't you know any patriotic song?
-
Like 'Sare Jahan Se Achcha'?
-
He knows 'Chikni Chameii'.
- Yes.
-
Right. Show him.
-
Is this what they teach you in police?
-
I don't want to be your son.
-
Don't get angry, son. Don't get angry.
-
We'll learn what they
teach in television.
-
Isn't that right, Warden?
-
What can I say?
-
It's the rule.
-
You can adopt Bablu
only if he gives consent.
-
We don't force children. Not at all.
-
Say yes, son.
-
I'll get you admitted
in the poIice force.
-
IPS officer.
-
I don't want to be an officer.
-
I want to be a mechanic.
-
Mechanic?
- Yes.
-
Like brother Babli.
-
Babli?
- Yes, Babli.
-
He's one ofthe kids.
-
He's an exceilent mechanic.
-
He's been blessed by the Lord.
-
He lives with us, right here.
-
I see.
-
See. We're home.
-
Come on.
-
How are you, Aslam?
-
T2.
-
Come on.
-
Run along.
-
Come in. Consider it your own home.
-
Stupid. Get lost.
-
That's my room.
- Shut up.
-
My mattress is full of springs.
-
Gives out a great sound.
-
Yes? Who are you?
-
Yourfather.
-
Inspector Chuibui Chautala.
-
And she's your mother.
-
Head Constable Bulbul Chautala.
-
You forgot your kin
realiy soon, Babli.
-
Want a slap?
-
You can tell your tale at the station.
-
So it's this car.
- Sir, I've stopped steaIing.
-
Where did you get this car from?
Did your father gift it to you?
-
Sir, this was my carthat was stolen.
-
You're coming along
to the station as weli.
-
The police couldn't
find your stolen car..
-
..then how did you find it?
- Correct.
-
Absoluteiy correct.
- Get in. Drive.
-
Move back. Or I'll slap you.
-
Her car. We'li see.
-
Straight to the station.
-
Wasn't that Babli in the car?
- Yes.
-
Is he offto somewhere?
-
The police arrested him.
-
Where's Babli?
-
Sir...the police just arrested Babli.
-
Chautaia sir.
-
Just wait and watch.
-
I've made a strong report.
-
He'il definitely be
jailed for seven years.
-
Or my name isn't Chautaia.
- Sir.
-
Wait and watch.
-
Chautala sir.
- Stop yeIling.
-
Ifyou swallow a mosquito,
i'il charge you for murder.
-
Sir, please let him go.
-
He's turned to a new ieaf.
- No, he hasn't.
-
He's gotten worse.
-
He stoIe a stolen car.
-
He didn't do anything wrong.
-
You should thank him.
-
I came to you as well.
-
But being the police
you don't do yourjob.
-
Instead you ask for bribe.
-
You should be ashamed.
-
You are so corrupt.
-
Teil me one thing.
-
Can't we end this
corruption with something?
-
How much?
-
Enough to make us helpless..
-
..and close your iover's file.
-
Money!
-
ChuIbui. Money!
-
Money! Money! My Money!
-
Money!
-
What happened?
- Get Iost.
-
Give your salutations and go home.
-
We managed to get you
out with great difficuity.
-
Come on.
-
Thank you, sir.
-
Sir..
- Go on.
-
Let's get out before
they change their mind.
-
Come on.
-
Let's go.
-
What did you do?
-
They didn't let me go for free.
-
I gave them Chandel's money.
-
All of it?
- What do you care?
-
You always ruin everything.
-
What will I tell Bhura?
-
Make an excuse. It wasn't his money.
-
You should be thankfui
that you got out.
-
You're no life-saver.
-
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
-
I guess you want to go home now?
-
Your mom must be waiting.
-
Go on then.
-
You got your car.
-
What eIse do you want?
-
Go
-
BabIi.
-
Won't you give me a hug?
-
I'm sorry.
-
It took time for me to recognise you.
-
You're a nice man.
-
Goodnight.
-
BabIi.
-
One more thing.
-
I know I'm spoilt, bitter, stubborn.
-
I've attitude.
-
But l know how to iove too.
-
I iove you.
-
I was shying away till now.
-
Won't you make me shameless?
-
T2, I..
- Didn't I tell you, BabIi?
-
If you try to run with my money,
I will find you.
-
Chandel.
-
Where's T2?
- Right here.
-
With us.
-
We're showing him our hospitality.
-
Listen.
-
Timmy.
-
I know he's in pain,
I'm sure you're too.
-
Listen, let T2 go.
-
I..
-
I wili return your money.
- Great.
-
Don't think too much.
-
Come meet me at the
same place we met before.
-
And hurry up.
-
The other chiidren from the
orphanage are waiting here too.
-
Masterji!
-
Bablu! Munna!
-
Abdul.
-
Tilu.
-
Masterji!
-
Bheem Singh Chandel was here.
-
He took T2 and the other children.
-
Did you steal his money?
-
Return his money, son.
-
Or he'lI kilI ali the children.
-
173, 174, 175, 176..
-
I think it's more
than 30 million in here.
-
Great going, Chautaia.
-
This is a big retirement
bonus foryou.
-
Don't be crazy.
- 177..
-
You're 53 years old.
- 178, 179..
-
You can't endure all this happiness.
-
Go away, get some sleep.
-
180, 181..
- She's lost it.
-
182, 183, 184, 185, 186..
-
What did you break?
-
Down. Down.
-
Who is it?
-
Who is it?
- They'll beat you.
-
Come face me ifyou're a man.
-
Don't hide like a giri.
-
She heard it.
-
Why you..
-
Come out..
-
She has a gun.
- Don't be scared.
-
Cover me.
-
Why did you ieave this here?
-
BabIi, I won't spare you.
- First free yourself.
-
I'm a police officer.
-
You're a burden on this earth.
-
Let me go.
-
Ali that money's made you swell up.
-
You'ii rot in heil.
-
Don't insuIt me.
-
I'm inspector ChuIbul Chautala.
-
Shut up! Insult you.
-
Just because you're Chuibui..
-
..doesn't exactly make you fearless.
-
You got to show courage for that.
-
I request you.
-
Let me go.
- Fatty. I'm not raping you.
-
Rascal.
-
Babli, i will scream.
-
Bulbul.
-
Let me go.
-
Try to understand.
-
This is a serious matter.
- What?
-
The chiidren of my
orphanage are in danger.
-
And it's all because
ofyou and this money.
-
I'm going to do a good deed.
-
After that I'll earn an honest Iiving.
-
Come on, bIess me.
-
First, let me go.
-
Thank you. Now don't scream.
-
Let me go.
-
BabIi.
-
You wilI never Iearn.
-
Once a thief, aiways a thief.
-
You're one too.
-
Thief.
- Shut up.
-
Get in.
-
What have you done?
-
Free him.
-
Otherwise i will shoot you.
-
Free him.
-
Untie me.
- How dare you?
-
Hurry up.
-
Untie me.
-
Untie me.
- Chautaia.
-
Are you okay?
- Yes, yes.
-
Bravo.
- Breathe. Breathe.
-
Just like Baba Ramdev.
-
Rascal.
-
You almost kiiied my husband.
-
I wili kili you. Kili you.
- Stop, Bulbul. Stop.
-
Hand me the gun.
-
I'm the inspector.
-
Kill him.
-
You have humiliated me, Babli.
-
I wiIl show you.
-
Now be honest. Where are the children?
-
Where are the children?
-
Chandel abducted them.
-
He's the money-iaundering
king of Chandigarh.
-
This money beIongs to him.
- Liar.
-
I swear on my mom.
-
But you don't have a mom.
-
Fine, I swear on you.
-
You're like my mom too.
- No, no.
-
No, I don't beiieve him.
-
Chautala, don't get emotional.
-
He's playing with our emotions.
-
How can you ever be a mom?
-
You don't care about those children?
-
What are you doing?
-
You believe him.
- Shut up!
-
I always Iet you influence
me and do wrong things.
-
Your hungerfor money..
-
BabIi. Take the money.
-
ChuIbui. Don't you believe me?
- Quiet.
-
I'm going with Babii.
-
I'm not iistening to you.
-
You're pointing a gun at me.
-
So it's come to this now.
-
Am I not your kin?
-
We'll settle this later.
-
It's time to save the children.
-
I'il go call control room, Babli.
-
You go.
-
What's this?
-
I'il miss you, Chulbui.
-
Forgive me.
-
Take me along.
-
We're not going on a picnic.
-
It's been so Iong.
-
I never realised that I married a man.
-
For the first time you're
going on a dangerous mission.
-
I want you to fight like a man.
-
Give me a good luck hug.
-
I'll show you what a man I am.
-
Come on.
-
Bulbul.
-
From here i'll have to go aione.
-
My Bluetooth's switched on.
-
I'll give a sign as
soon as l get the kids.
-
This is my service weapon.
-
I'm handing it to you on my risk.
-
Keep it, it might come in handy.
-
I do myjob with love, not weapons.
-
Aren't you scared?
-
They have weapons.
-
And i've your blessings.
-
Have faith.
-
I'il return victorious.
-
Go.
-
Where are the children?
-
Walk straight.
-
Teli me, Timmy. i won't runaway.
-
He's with some Timmy.
-
Babli.
- Babli.
-
Babli. Babli. Babli.
- Move on..
-
Move on..
-
I see everyone.
-
But where's Chandei?
-
Here.
-
10-15 men,
everyone's carrying weapons.
-
But still, you're holding the
children captive in the cabin above.
-
Show some humanity.
-
The chiidren are in the top cabin.
-
Here's your money and car keys.
-
Won't you ask why i did it?
-
What's the point?
-
You made a mistake.
-
And in our business..
-
..there's just one
punishment for mistakes.
-
Death.
-
Don't i know?
-
I watch movies too.
-
But what's the point.
-
You've the car and money.
-
Nowjust to satisfy your ego..
-
..you will first kiil me,
then T2, then the kids.
-
Why commit this sin?
-
You're a businessman, right?
-
Think.
-
I'll advice you a new climax.
-
Let the kids go.
-
I'il be your slave.
-
Like Tommy.
-
The difference is you pay him.
-
But I'll make money for you.
-
I make 1-1.5 miIlion a month.
-
My expenses are 50000.
-
The rest is yours.
-
1.5 million in a month.
-
So in a year that's..
-
18 million.
- Correct.
-
How much in five years?
-
90 miIlion.
-
And interest too.
-
Well done.
-
Oh no.
- What happened?
-
That Babli turned on us.
-
He joined hands with Chandel.
-
That's not true, sir.
-
BabIi's aiways kept his promise.
-
He will never do such a thing.
-
We'll know.
-
What are you thinking?
-
I'm a talented guy.
-
My fingers are magical.
-
I can steal your stuff
right below your eyes..
-
..and you won't know.
-
Like...this.
-
Stop. Stop. Listen to me.
-
Stop.
-
This is your gun, Tommy.
- What nonsense.
-
Check it.
-
Idiot.
-
Tommy, shoo.
-
I could've shot him.
-
But...i'm a romantic guy.
-
I don't like bloodshed.
-
I did this only to show my taient.
-
Sorry.
-
If i let the kids go and you runaway?
-
You can kidnap me again.
-
Kill me.
-
Don't you see?
-
These chiidren are my life.
-
I wouldn't have come
here in the first place.
-
Why?
-
Think, sir.
-
Let the children go.
-
Great, Chandei sir.
-
Fantastic, sir.
-
For the first time in history..
-
..hero and villain compromised.
-
And there was no climax.
-
Right.
-
Say it together children.
-
Glory to..
- Bheem Singh Chandel.
-
Everyone say.. Giory to..
- Bheem Singh Chandel.
-
Say it together.. Giory to..
- Bheem Singh Chandel.
-
Police?
-
Take the kids.
-
Go up. Come on.
-
Beware people.
Police gives you one chance.
-
Hand over..
-
You dare trick me and call the police.
-
l wili..
- l dint caii police
-
Fire!
-
Get down. Down!
-
Come on.
-
BabIi.
-
Let's go. Let's go.
-
T2. Load the kids.
-
Get the kids out of here.
- And you?
-
I gave Chautala sir my word.
-
I can't leave him in danger. Go on.
- BabIi.
-
Let's go.
-
Rascal.
-
Corner them.
-
Buibui, run!
-
You ruined everything, Chautala sir?
-
Why did you have to
barge in like Dharmendra?
-
Quiet!
-
You're pIaying a double game with us.
-
You were joining hands with Chandei.
-
I heard everything over the phone.
-
It was a iie, Chautala sir.
-
Otherwise why would
i let you overhear it?
-
i'm on your side,
try to use your brains.
-
Stop.
-
Come out everyone and
throw down your weapons.
-
Or this woman bites the dust.
-
Come on.
-
Hoid fire. Hold.
-
Bulbul's my only wife.
-
What do I do?
-
Give me the gun.
- Why?
-
Do you want to save her?
- Yes. What will you do?
-
Have you seen 'Sholay'?
-
I wili throw you at his knees..
-
..and you throw dust in his eyes.
- How?
-
WelI done, Tommy.
-
You did great.
-
You've got the queen
and I got the king.
-
If anyone fires now,
the police wiil be the first to die.
-
Come out, everyone.
-
Come on.
-
Sir, ali okay?
-
Throw down your weapons.
-
Do it.
-
Apologise to him.
-
What are you looking at?
Shoot him.
-
Why you..
-
Shoot him.
-
Sir, I think we're out of buIlets.
-
Really?
-
Charge!
-
Wait.
-
I'm floored.
-
How did you suddenly
turn into Sunny Deol?
-
Hurry up.
We'll use this in our Maruti.
-
Rascals.
-
There he comes.
Throw stones at him.
-
Hit him.
-
I think he's seen
'Gadar' too many times.
-
Rip it.
-
Stop. Let go. Let go.
-
You dare hit an elderly woman.
-
I don't care.
-
Chautala madam.
-
Only cowards attack from the back.
-
How about a round
with the father as well.
-
Take that!
-
Are you okay, Bulbul?
- Babli.
-
Are you okay?
-
Thank you for trusting me.
-
Here's the money.
-
What wiii we do with ail this money?
-
You keep it.
-
it will help you
in raising these kids.
-
Right?
-
Don't you two want anything?
- We do.
-
We want you.
-
Take me tojaii.
- Not thejaii.
-
We want to take you home.
-
Why?
-
We want to adopt you.
- Me.
-
Madam, i weigh 80 kiios.
-
You can't lift me in your arms now.
-
Don't act smart. You can't refuse us.
-
No one showed you
the right path sternly..
-
..that's why you took this wrong path.
-
Today onwards,
you've to stop aii your shenanigans
-
..because you're
going to live with us.
-
That's your punishment.
-
Say yes.
-
Even your face matches with mom.
-
And ifthey arrest you..
-
We'Il be lonely.
-
You don't get it, T2.
-
Chautala sir, I'm shameiess.
-
I don't get time from having fun,
dancing and singing.
-
I won't be abie to adjust with you.
-
We'll adjust with you.
-
We'll be shameiess.
-
You can...test us.
-
Fine.
-
Get ready.
-
Four...three...two..
-
"It's nine o'ciock, we're ready."
-
"With two pegs of booZe down."
-
"It's nine o'ciock, we're ready."
-
"With two pegs of booZe down."
-
"Once you're high,
you can't get down."
-
"It's crazy."
-
"Let's sway out of control."
-
"Squander all the money you got."
-
"We're as sweet as we're stubborn."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's sway to the beat."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"You may be a star...but
we're no novice either."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's sway to the beat."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"This isn't the time to stop."
-
"it's no crime to
dance out of control."
-
"Scream and shout and make a ruckus."
-
"This isn't the time to stop."
-
"it's no crime to
dance out of control."
-
"Scream and shout and make a ruckus."
-
"Our hearts have united."
-
"Our destination's one."
-
"Hold my finger and adorn the ring."
-
"Knock me out with your eyes."
-
"Move to the beat without the rhythm."
-
"We're rustic, as we're modern."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's sway to the beat."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"You may be a star...but
we're no novice either."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's sway to the beat."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's drink and..
- And sway."
-
"Rock your feet..
- And sway."
-
"Set the place on fire..
- And sway."
-
"Let's speed up..
- And sway."
-
"Let's drink and..
- And sway."
-
"Let's shake and..
- And sway."
-
"Let's be shameless..
- And sway."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."
-
"Let's sway to the beat."
-
"Let's raise our hands and sway."