-
-
-
-
-
- UNBELIEVABLE.
-
WELL, DREW, I HAVE
A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.
-
[dramatic thud]
-
IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T
MADE IT FOR ME SOONER.
-
[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
-
- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,
DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW
-
HOW GOOD YOU ARE
AT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.
-
[dramatic thud,
suspenseful music]
-
- I'M SORRY, CHEF.
-
- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD,"
I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON BAD.
-
[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
-
- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED
REALLY, REALLY BAD
-
AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?
[dramatic thud]
-
- CHEF, I'M SORRY.
-
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
LIKE THE DISH OR NOT.
-
- YOU DON'T KNOW
IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?
-
WELL,
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
-
PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,
GET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.
-
- SORRY, CHEF.
-
- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
BE WORKING
-
IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT
IN THE WORLD.
-
[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
-
- JUST NOT ANY WORLD
THAT I LIVE IN.
-
[dramatic thud]
- SORRY, CHEF.
-
- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,
I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.
-
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
-
- AND YOUR ABILITY
TO NOT GIVE A [bleep]
-
ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.
-
THIS IS NOT FIT
FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
-
NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN
BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM
-
WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,
BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE
-
TO SAVE HUMANITY
FROM DISHES LIKE THIS.
-
JOKING. NOT!
YOU DESERVE TO DIE!
-
AAH!
-
SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE
A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL
-
NEVER EXCEED WHAT
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.
-
[upbeat music]
-
♪
-
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
-
- IN CONCLUSION...EH.
