- UNBELIEVABLE.

WELL, DREW, I HAVE
A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.

[dramatic thud]

IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T
MADE IT FOR ME SOONER.

[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,
DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW

HOW GOOD YOU ARE
AT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.

[dramatic thud,
suspenseful music]

- I'M SORRY, CHEF.

- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD,"
I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON BAD.

[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED
REALLY, REALLY BAD

AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?
[dramatic thud]

- CHEF, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
LIKE THE DISH OR NOT.

- YOU DON'T KNOW
IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?

WELL,
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,
GET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.

- SORRY, CHEF.

- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
BE WORKING

IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT
IN THE WORLD.

[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

- JUST NOT ANY WORLD
THAT I LIVE IN.

[dramatic thud]
- SORRY, CHEF.

- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,
I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.

- THANK YOU, CHEF.

- AND YOUR ABILITY
TO NOT GIVE A [bleep]

ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.

THIS IS NOT FIT
FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN
BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM

WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,
BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE

TO SAVE HUMANITY
FROM DISHES LIKE THIS.

JOKING. NOT!
YOU DESERVE TO DIE!

AAH!

SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE
A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL

NEVER EXCEED WHAT
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.

[upbeat music]

♪

- THANK YOU, CHEF.

- IN CONCLUSION...EH.