[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.07,0:00:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.41,0:00:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.81,0:00:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.81,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.72,0:00:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- UNBELIEVABLE.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.86,0:00:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WELL, DREW, I HAVE\NA HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.80,0:00:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dramatic thud]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.40,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T\NMADE IT FOR ME SOONER.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.57,0:00:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat music]\N- THANK YOU, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,\NDREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.11,0:00:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOW GOOD YOU ARE\NAT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dramatic thud,\Nsuspenseful music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.24,0:00:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'M SORRY, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.05,0:00:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD,"\NI MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON BAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.58,0:00:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat music]\N- THANK YOU, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.72,0:00:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED\NREALLY, REALLY BAD
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.22,0:00:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?\N[dramatic thud]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.36,0:00:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- CHEF, I'M SORRY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.19,0:00:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DON'T KNOW IF YOU\NLIKE THE DISH OR NOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.66,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- YOU DON'T KNOW\NIF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.16,0:01:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WELL,\NLET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.06,0:01:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,\NGET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.47,0:01:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- SORRY, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.90,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD\NBE WORKING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.87,0:01:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT\NIN THE WORLD.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat music]\N- THANK YOU, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JUST NOT ANY WORLD\NTHAT I LIVE IN.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.18,0:01:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dramatic thud]\N- SORRY, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.11,0:01:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,\NI'M JEALOUS OF YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.38,0:01:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- THANK YOU, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.82,0:01:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- AND YOUR ABILITY\NTO NOT GIVE A [bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.25,0:01:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.59,0:01:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS IS NOT FIT\NFOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.60,0:01:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN\NBY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,\NBUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.44,0:01:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO SAVE HUMANITY\NFROM DISHES LIKE THIS.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.87,0:01:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOKING. NOT!\NYOU DESERVE TO DIE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.84,0:01:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.84,0:01:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE\NA LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.12,0:02:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NEVER EXCEED WHAT\NYOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[upbeat music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.66,0:02:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.66,0:02:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- THANK YOU, CHEF.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.13,0:02:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- IN CONCLUSION...EH.