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- UNBELIEVABLE.

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WELL, DREW, I HAVE
A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.

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[dramatic thud]

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IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T
MADE IT FOR ME SOONER.

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[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,
DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW

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HOW GOOD YOU ARE
AT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.

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[dramatic thud,
suspenseful music]

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- I'M SORRY, CHEF.

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- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD,"
I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON BAD.

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[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED
REALLY, REALLY BAD

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AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?
[dramatic thud]

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- CHEF, I'M SORRY.

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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
LIKE THE DISH OR NOT.

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- YOU DON'T KNOW
IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?

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WELL,
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

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PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,
GET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.

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- SORRY, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD
BE WORKING

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IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT
IN THE WORLD.

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[upbeat music]
- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- JUST NOT ANY WORLD
THAT I LIVE IN.

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[dramatic thud]
- SORRY, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,
I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.

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- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- AND YOUR ABILITY
TO NOT GIVE A [bleep]

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ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.

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THIS IS NOT FIT
FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

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NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN
BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM

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WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,
BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE

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TO SAVE HUMANITY
FROM DISHES LIKE THIS.

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JOKING. NOT!
YOU DESERVE TO DIE!

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AAH!

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SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE
A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL

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NEVER EXCEED WHAT
YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- IN CONCLUSION...EH.