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- UNBELIEVABLE.

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WELL, DREW, I HAVE[br]A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.

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[dramatic thud]

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IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T[br]MADE IT FOR ME SOONER.

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[upbeat music][br]- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD,[br]DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW

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HOW GOOD YOU ARE[br]AT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.

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[dramatic thud,[br]suspenseful music]

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- I'M SORRY, CHEF.

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- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD,"[br]I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON BAD.

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[upbeat music][br]- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED[br]REALLY, REALLY BAD

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AT THE END OF HIS LIFE?[br][dramatic thud]

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- CHEF, I'M SORRY.

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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU[br]LIKE THE DISH OR NOT.

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- YOU DON'T KNOW[br]IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?

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WELL,[br]LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

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PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES,[br]GET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.

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- SORRY, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD[br]BE WORKING

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IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT[br]IN THE WORLD.

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[upbeat music][br]- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- JUST NOT ANY WORLD[br]THAT I LIVE IN.

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[dramatic thud][br]- SORRY, CHEF.

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- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW,[br]I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.

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- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- AND YOUR ABILITY[br]TO NOT GIVE A [bleep]

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ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.

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THIS IS NOT FIT[br]FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

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NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN[br]BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM

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WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE,[br]BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE

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TO SAVE HUMANITY[br]FROM DISHES LIKE THIS.

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JOKING. NOT![br]YOU DESERVE TO DIE!

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AAH!

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SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE[br]A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL

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NEVER EXCEED WHAT[br]YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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- THANK YOU, CHEF.

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- IN CONCLUSION...EH.