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Good evening.
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Tonight's narrative
is about a private eye.
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A very private eye.
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A glass eye
is a very interesting object.
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For one thing,
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I've always thought
a glass eye would be better
than the real article.
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It never gets bloodshot.
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And being made of glass,
it will certainly be easier
to see through.
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This evening, due to one of those
delightful coincidences,
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our story happens to be
about a glass eye.
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It is entitled,
"The Glass Eye."
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You see, everything fits in.
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What appalls me is that cousin Julia had no one
to leave her things to.
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No one except us, that is.
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Did she ever let you know
how lonely she was?
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Nobody in the family ever knew
much about Julia. She was impossible to know.
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She never talked
about herself.
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Well, I simply
don't understand
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how she could possibly
have stood it,
living here so alone.
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I wonder what went on
in her mind.
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Do you suppose
she ever stood here,
staring at these ships,
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and dreaming
that she one day might sail
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right out of
this drab little room?
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Once she very nearly did.
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Just once.
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Let me show you
something, Dorothy.
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Oh, how horrible. What is it?
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An eye.
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A glass eye.
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What a strange thing to keep.
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Stranger than you think.
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If ever a life was symbolized
by any one single object,
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Julia's was, and by this.
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This glass eye.
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How do you mean?
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I only got to know about it
long after it happened.
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Julia was still
in her 30s then.
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Many years ago.
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The loneliness,
the desolation of her life
were beyond belief
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for she herself
was unaware
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of just how lonely
and desolate it really was.
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I imagine that long ago,
she had found a way to escape
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into a world
where emotion and feeling
never intrude.
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In her own way, I suppose,
she was happy.
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She'd, well, adjusted to it.
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Every morning she made tea
on the single flame.
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Then she would dress,
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go to work as a clerk for
an old-fashioned solicitor,
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a man named Maufry,
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who wrote to his clients
by hand,
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making copies by the old
moist-paper method.
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And each day,
like clockwork,
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she lunched cheaply
at a teashop
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where she read steadily
from the volumes
of the Tauchnitz edition
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of the best English authors.
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She had worked her way
down to the L's.
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Did she look
at those two young people
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and wonder why
life had passed her by?
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I wish I knew.
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In the evenings,
she cooked a simple meal.
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Fried some ham perhaps,
or a chop
and boiled vegetables,
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all on the same single flame,
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a complicated conjuring trick
involving much juggling
of pots and pans.
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She had nothing to anticipate
but retiring early,
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seldom later than 10:00
or 10:30.
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Did she hope
that the young man
in the flat above
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might come home one night
and, by mistake,
enter the wrong room?
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Did she ever dream
of a life with a husband,
a home and children?
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How could Julia,
whose life had been
so loveless,
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possibly have known
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that when love did come,
it might lead
to something dangerous
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and horrifying?
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Yet, there is
one small twist in it.
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One odd
and unaccountable thing.
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Late one summer,
as she was accustomed to do
every Saturday afternoon,
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Julia took the small son
of a neighbor
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to the Old Music Hall
in Fulham.
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She worshipped the boy,
lavishing all her love on him,
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looking forward
to the one day a week
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when her neighbor
entrusted the child
to her devoted care.
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She fed him lunch
on those days.
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She bought him toys
and books.
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And the only reward
he ever gave her was a smile.
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Still, it was enough
for Julia.
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Enough
until this summer afternoon.
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The day she first saw
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Max Collodi.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the management
of the Music Hall
takes pride in presenting
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the high spot
of this week's program,
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the great Max Collodi,
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gentleman ventriloquist,
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and his amazing
dummy, George.
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Well, George,
here we are back in Fulham
once again.
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What do you think
about Fulham?
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I can't say.
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You can't say? Why not?
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I haven't been around.
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No money?
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That's right.
I'm a little short
this week.
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You forgot my lemonade.
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Now, George,
before we go ahead
with our act,
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I want to ask you a question.
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Did you give fresh water
to the goldfish this morning?
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Goldfish?
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Yes, goldfish.
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Fresh water?
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Yes.
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Did you give fresh water
to the goldfish this morning?
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What for?
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They haven't finished
the water
I gave them yesterday.
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I'm thirsty.
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I'll tell Mommy
you were mean to me.
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Please, Allan, dear,
just as soon as
this act is over.
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George,
do you like going to school?
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I like Sunday school best.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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Tell me,
why do you prefer it?
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'Cause I only have to go
once a week.
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Do you suppose
he could be Italian?
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I'm thirsty.
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Oh, please, Allan,
in a moment, dear.
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That name, Max Collodi.
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Do you suppose
that could be Italian?
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I said, "I'm thirsty!"
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Why not?
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What key is best
for unlocking the tongue?
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Here, Allan, dear.
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You buy yourself
some lemonade
or whatever you want.
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I'll be right back.
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You're not going
to leave me, are you?
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Mommy says
I'm never to be left alone.
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No, dear, I'll be right there,
at the other side
of the lobby.
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Excuse me.
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I want a ticket for tonight.
Just one.
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Thank you.
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Where are we going now?
Let's go back inside.
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No, dear.
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No, I have to go
straight home.
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I have a great deal to do
this evening.
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Such a great deal,
really, to do.
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But he didn't leave you
any money, did he?
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No. I am the executor
of his estate.
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And he left me 500 quid
for a memorial stone.
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And this is it.
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George, I refuse
to work with you tonight
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unless you answer
a very personal question.
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You refuse to work with me?
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Now that's a bit of news.
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Where would you be
without me?
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Please, George.
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All right,
ask whatever you like.
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George, have you ever met
a girl you cared for?
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Have I ever met a girl
I cared for?
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Yes.
It was love at first sight.
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Wonderful, George. Wonderful.
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Are you going to marry her?
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No.
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No? But I thought
that you...
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Yes?
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I thought you said
it was love at first sight.
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I took a second look.
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And so all
in a summer's day and night
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a warmth came to Julia
she had never known before.
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She did not know
exactly what it was
she felt for Max Collodi.
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Certainly if she had known,
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she could never have
confessed it to herself,
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not that first night anyway.
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She couldn't get his image
out of her mind.
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Max Collodi, a wonderful name
she thought,
a name full of poetry.
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Max Collodi.
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Mrs. Max Collodi.
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Madame Collodi.
Or was it to be
Signora Collodi?
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Suppose she was
Signora Collodi?
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She was lying
in the upper room
of their villa in Italy
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on the outskirts of Rome.
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Max had bean appearing
at the theater.
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It was his footsteps
she heard now.
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He would come in.
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He would come close to her.
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She would hold him.
She would comfort him.
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She would send him to sleep.
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Max.
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That was the beginning
of Julia's romance
with Max Collodi.
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And this was the end of it.
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Let me show you
something, Dorothy.
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This,
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she managed to steal it
from one of
the theaters in London
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where he appeared
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and these programs.
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From the Hippodrome
at Stratham,
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Pavilion at Finsbury.
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Every night
she traveled across London
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to pay her half crown
to sit in the balconies
wherever he appeared.
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How pitiful.
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Was it really, Dorothy?
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Or was it better
to have these programs
to look at every night
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before she went to bed
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and every morning
before she set off to work?
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No, it wasn't pitiful.
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It was frightening.
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Because, you see,
Julia had made a resolution.
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A resolution?
Yes.
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She resolved
to meet Max Collodi.
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He had to love her
as she loved him,
no matter what.
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No matter
what she had to do.
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Julia wrote Max Collodi
a letter.
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I'm not able to quote it.
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I don't know what was in it.
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I do know that somewhere
in the course of it,
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she asked
if she might meet him.
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She'd given her employer
her notice.
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She had read that
the Great Collodi was going
on tour of the provinces.
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She had a small capital
accumulated through
many years of saving.
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And she proposed
living on this
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while she followed Collodi
about the country.
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So, for a while at least,
possibly forever,
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who could know,
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it was goodbye
to the alarm clock,
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the narrow bed,
the lonely meals,
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the faded wallpaper.
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Collodi had replied
to her very first letter,
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saying he was grateful
for her praises,
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but that
he never gave interviews.
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Nevertheless,
Julia went on writing
and he went on replying.
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Finally, he asked her
to send him a photograph,
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and Julia,
with great trepidation,
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sent him a blurred snapshot
taken long ago
when she was 23.
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As she grew more persistent
in her letters,
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he grew more benevolent.
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He began to hint
a meeting might be possible.
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Finally, in Blackpool,
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it happened.
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Yes?
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A letter for you, ma'am.
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Come in.
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Are you Miss Julia Lester?
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Yes.
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He sent this letter by hand.
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He give it to me
just 10 minutes ago
backstage.
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"Take it to the lady,"
he said, ma'am.
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Max. Max Collodi.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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"My dear Miss Lester,
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"like all of us
in show business,
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"I, too, have a certain amount
of the theatrical
within my makeup.
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"Therefore, you must forgive
my exacting certain conditions
for this, our first meeting."
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Our first meeting.
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Oh.
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"This first time
you are only to stay
five minutes.
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"Later, perhaps,
if you still wish
to go on seeing me,
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"we might arrange
longer appointments.
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"If you do not mind
being received
with no other chaperone
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"than my dummy, George,
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"then, dear lady,
come to the Seabank Hotel
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"on Mortimer Street
at 10:00 tonight
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"after my performance
at the Winter Garden Theater.
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"Respectfully, Max Collodi."
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Oh.
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Imagine.
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Imagine him writing,
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"If you still wish
to go on seeing me."
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Oh, perhaps he may not notice
how much I've changed
since the snapshot.
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Let me see, I...
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How did I do my hair?
I had it...
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What I'm trying to do
is to look as I once did
in a snapshot.
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What do you think?
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Most becoming.
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Women of my age
must be more discriminating.
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I suppose so.
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What time is it?
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Past closing time,
madam. 6:30.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I'll take this one,
the one I've got on.
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Very well,
I'll have it wrapped.
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Oh, no, no,
that's all right,
I'll wear it.
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I'm in a hurry, you see.
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Thank you, madam.
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You would not want me
to go into details
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about the hour and a half
Julia spent that night
before the mirror.
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Nor will I say anything
about the agony
she must have undergone
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before she could
make up her mind what to wear.
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But it was 9:30,
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and no turning back.
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Mr. Max Collodi's room?
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He expecting you?
Yes.
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Number seven.
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Number seven?
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First floor.
Down that corridor.
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Oh, help me.
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Come in.
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Mr. Collodi?
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Max Collodi, at your service.
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I... I'm most grateful to you
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that you would consent
to see me.
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And I am most flattered,
dear lady.
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Adulation is something
one savors all too seldom
at close quarters.
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Oh, forgive the darkness,
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but I have an aversion
to strong light.
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I suppose, because
in my professional life,
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I'm constantly exposed
to the glare of the footlights.
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You are...
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May I say something?
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But of course.
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You're just
as I knew you would be.
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So, so handsome.
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Thank you.
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There was a woman,
I remember.
She sat just behind me
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during your performance
at the Old Palace at Fulham.
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That was when I first saw you.
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She said, "He's
too handsome for my liking."
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Of course,
I was furious with her.
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You're not disappointed
in my appearance?
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Your devotion
touches me more deeply
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than anything
in my whole life.
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You are most beautiful.
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Please sit down.
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I thought the snap I sent you
was taken a while back.
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You have mellowed with time.
Some people do not.
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I'm so grateful to you
for letting me come.
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Oh, I've said that before,
haven't I?
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Actually, I'm...
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Well, tense, I suppose.
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You know, I've seen every one
of your performances
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since that first one
a year ago.
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It is I who am grateful
to you, dear lady.
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My life,
I regret to tell you,
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has been an unbelievably
lonely one.
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Oh.
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Of course,
you wouldn't know
how that is.
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Oh, forgive me.
Did I say something to...
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No, no.
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I was just thinking
how lonely your life
must be after all.
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We, in the audience,
never think of an artist
as being lonely.
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I suppose
we only think about ourselves.
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I do want to come back again.
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And my time, I see,
is almost up.
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Mr. Collodi,
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I don't quite know
how to say this.
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But ever since
I first saw you,
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I've had the greatest urge
to touch you.
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Oh, Max!
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Max!
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Madame.
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Oh, Max. Max? Please.
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You are Max Collodi?
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Get out of here.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
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Get out. Get out. Get out.
Get out of here! Leave me!
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In her desperation,
without knowing it,
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she picked up the eye.
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And that's the story
of Julia and Max Collodi.
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And this is all she had
to remember of her one love,
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of her one chance to,
as you say,
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sail out of this room forever.
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Oh, Jim, how terrible for her.
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But what about Max Collodi?
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Yes, what happened to him?
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He made no more appearances.
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There were no more notices
about him in Stage Magazine.
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But I have heard
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of a small traveling circus
somewhere in the provinces
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which has a strange clown
in its company.
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He has a beautiful voice.
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And the children
love to watch him,
it is said,
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because he is so very sad
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and yet so very funny.
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That was a heart-warming
little story, wasn't it?
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Obviously, heaven does protect
the working girl.
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Now I have a confession.
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This is not a glass eye.
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We were unable to find one,
but we got the next best thing.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Good night.