Dara Ó Briain - Science doesn't know everything (EN/NL subtitles)
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0:00 - 0:02There's a general...
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0:02 - 0:05In the media, there's a lot of stuff
people don't know about numbers. -
0:05 - 0:07I'm a numbers guy, I'm a dweeb,
I apologise. -
0:07 - 0:09I'm a bit of a nerd about
these kind of things. -
0:09 - 0:13I get really pissed off when people
give out about crime going up -
0:13 - 0:15when they say the numbers are
definitely going down. -
0:15 - 0:19If you go, "The numbers are going down,"
they go, "But the *fear* of crime is rising." -
0:20 - 0:22Well, so what? You know what I mean?
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0:22 - 0:27Zombies are at an all-time low level,
but the fear of zombies could be incredibly high. -
0:27 - 0:29It doesn't mean we have to
have government policies -
0:29 - 0:32to deal with the fear of zombies.
It's ridiculous, for Christ's sake! -
0:32 - 0:35The NHS, there was a survey in
the NHS about dentistry, -
0:35 - 0:38where they found that some people
are removing their own teeth. -
0:38 - 0:43And they brought on some senior dentist onto
Sky News and gave out to him and said, -
0:43 - 0:45"This is terrible, people are
removing their teeth!" -
0:45 - 0:46And this guy stood there and went:
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0:46 - 0:49"Well obviously, systems should be
put in place to deal with..." -
0:49 - 0:52Which is stupid! He should've just gone:
"Well, these people are clearly morons!" -
0:53 - 0:56"Who removes their own teeth,
for Christ's sake?! -
0:56 - 1:00I'm a dentist, I don't remove
my own teeth." You know? -
1:01 - 1:04But there's kind of a notion that
"everyone's opinion is equally valid." -
1:04 - 1:05My arse!
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1:05 - 1:08Bloke who's a professor of dentistry
for 40 years does not have a debate -
1:08 - 1:12with some eejit who removes his
teeth with string and a door. -
1:15 - 1:18It's nonsense! And they have this all
the time with medical stuff on TV. -
1:18 - 1:19You have a doctor and they'll
talk to the doctor, -
1:19 - 1:23"Oh Doctor this and Doctor that, what
happened there and Doctor, isn't it awful?" -
1:23 - 1:24And then the doctor will be
talking about something -
1:25 - 1:27with all the benefit of research
and medical evidence, -
1:27 - 1:31and they'll turn away from the doctor,
in the name of "balance", -
1:31 - 1:37and turn to some quack witch doctor
homeopath horse-shit peddler -
1:37 - 1:38on the other side of the studio.
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1:39 - 1:42And I'm sorry if you're into
homeopathy, it's water! -
1:42 - 1:44How often does it need to be said?
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1:44 - 1:49It's just water. You're healing yourself.
Why don't you give yourself the credit? -
1:49 - 1:53Jesus! Homeopaths get on my nerves with the whole
"Science doesn't know everything." -
1:53 - 1:56Science *knows* it doesn't know everything,
otherwise it'd stop! -
1:59 - 2:02But as well as that... Why would they bother?
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2:02 - 2:05Just because science doesn't
know everything, -
2:05 - 2:10doesn't mean you fill in the gaps with
whatever fairy tale most appeals to you. -
2:11 - 2:13"The great thing about homeopathy
is you can't overdose on it." -
2:14 - 2:16Well, you could fucking drown.
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2:17 - 2:20I'm sorry, it seems harsh, and I used
to be much more generous about it. -
2:20 - 2:22But right now, I would take homeopaths
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2:22 - 2:26and I'd put them in a big sack with
psychics, astrologers and priests -
2:26 - 2:30and I'd close the top of the sack with string
and I'd hit them all with sticks! -
2:30 - 2:33And I really wouldn't worry who got
the worst of the belt of the stick. -
2:34 - 2:37Anyone who has an answer to the
difficult questions in life, -
2:37 - 2:39the "l don't know what
happens after I die" -
2:39 - 2:41or "Please, what happens if
my loved ones die?" -
2:41 - 2:42or "How can I stop myself dying?"
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2:42 - 2:45The big questions give you
an easy bullshit answer. -
2:45 - 2:48You go, "Do you have any
evidence for that?" -
2:48 - 2:52And they go, "There's more
to life than evidence." -
2:52 - 2:54Get in the fucking sack!
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2:58 - 3:01I'm sorry, herbal medicine has been
around for thousands of years. -
3:01 - 3:03Indeed it has, and then
we tested it all, -
3:03 - 3:05and the stuff that worked
became "medicine". -
3:07 - 3:10And the rest of it is just a nice
bowl of soup and some potpourri. -
3:10 - 3:12So knock yourselves out!
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3:12 - 3:15But it's one of these ridiculous things.
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3:15 - 3:17You never see that balancing
with really hard science. -
3:17 - 3:21You never see it with physics,
like a guy talking from NASA -
3:21 - 3:22about a space station:
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3:22 - 3:25"Mr NASA guy, you've built
a new space station." -
3:25 - 3:28They talk, and they go, "Right, that's very
interesting, but for the sake of "balance", -
3:28 - 3:33we must now turn to Barry, who believes
the sky is a carpet painted by God. -
3:33 - 3:36Barry, what do you think of
this space station plan?" -
3:36 - 3:39"Well it's clearly ridiculous, what are
they gonna do, hook it onto the carpet? -
3:39 - 3:43"You're absolutely right,
Barry, you really are." -
3:45 - 3:48I love that kind of stuff, but all
that nonsense, all the fairy tales, -
3:48 - 3:52homeopathy, chiropractic, all of
this kind of stuff, ridiculous, -
3:52 - 3:53and they make billions every year!
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3:54 - 3:56Nutrition, I was talking about this before,
here's my favourite little fact. -
3:56 - 3:59If anyone describes themselves ever
to you as a "nutritionist", -
3:59 - 4:01just be slightly wary, right?
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4:01 - 4:05What they're saying may be perfectly true,
but nutritionist isn't a protected term. -
4:05 - 4:07Anyone can call themselves nutritionist.
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4:07 - 4:11"Dietician" is the legally protected term.
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4:11 - 4:16Dietician is like dentist and
nutritionist is like toothyologist. -
4:16 - 4:20I mean, I could call myself a nutritionist and
I'd be a phenominally popular nutritionist. -
4:20 - 4:24People would come from miles around:
"You look fantastic, let's have a pint. -
4:24 - 4:28Come on, come on, come on,
you fat bastard, I'll wrestle you." -
4:30 - 4:31It's ridiculous!
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4:31 - 4:33Even though there's lots of evidence
for this kind of stuff, -
4:33 - 4:36we still would sooner believe
a story our mother tells us -
4:36 - 4:38about the woman she knew
who had a headache, -
4:38 - 4:40and then she rubbed a cat
on the side of her head, -
4:40 - 4:43and the headache was gone
the next day, right? -
4:43 - 4:45We even take things for granted
about our own health, -
4:45 - 4:48There's a thing on the cover of
the London Evening Standard, -
4:48 - 4:53it had this thing which said,
"Ten symptoms you should not ignore." -
4:53 - 4:56And you read that and think, "Right, there's
gonna be something which I've had for a while -
4:56 - 4:58but it's been low level and I've
never done anything about it, -
4:58 - 5:00but it hasn't gone away and maybe
I should get that checked out." -
5:00 - 5:02That's what you presume it is,
you know what I mean? -
5:02 - 5:07"Oh, that pain in my arm is still there,
I can't seem to clear that chesty cough." -
5:07 - 5:10The first three symptoms you
should not ignore were: -
5:10 - 5:12- rectum bleeding...
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5:13 - 5:16- loss of height...
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5:17 - 5:19- and sudden blindness.
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5:24 - 5:27Who ignores sudden blindness?!
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5:27 - 5:32Who sits in the office at lunchtime going,
"Woah, who turned out the lights? -
5:32 - 5:36Oh no, I can't see a thing! It's awful,
I'm no use to anyone today. -
5:36 - 5:39I'll answer phones, that's all I can do,
that's all I'm good for today. -
5:40 - 5:42Oh, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss!"
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5:45 - 5:48I wouldn't dream of lecturing you on how
to live your lives, about health. -
5:48 - 5:52That would be arrogant, like these people.
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5:52 - 5:56Look at me, I'm a big guy. I'm no model
for anyone when it comes to health. -
5:56 - 6:00I winter well, as we say euphemistically.
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6:00 - 6:02And I know this, it gets
reflected to me in weird ways. -
6:02 - 6:04We went to buy a car, myself and the wife.
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6:04 - 6:08We're sitting in the garage, and on the
forecourt is a two-seater sports car. -
6:08 - 6:11I said "I know we're not gonna
buy it, can I just sit in it? -
6:11 - 6:13I've always wanted one,
can I just sit in it?" -
6:13 - 6:13She was "Alright, you can."
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6:13 - 6:17I sat in the little two-seater,
and I just went,"How do I look?" -
6:17 - 6:19She goes, "You look like Noddy."
- Title:
- Dara Ó Briain - Science doesn't know everything (EN/NL subtitles)
- Description:
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Comedian Dara O'Briain sets the record straight about the public understanding of science.
Cabaretier Dara O'Briain legt uit hoe de vork in de steel zit over het publieke begrip van wetenschap.Original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYba0m6ztE
- Video Language:
- English, British
- Duration:
- 06:26
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