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Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Playboy - SNL

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    Now, losing nude photos
    from "Playboy"
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    is quite a cultural shift
    for America.
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    Here to comment
    on that cultural shift, Tina Fey.
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    Yes, "Playboy" magazine
    has announced that they
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    will stop publishing
    naked photos early next year.
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    Dashing the dreams of
    many a beautiful young woman
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    who had hoped to one day
    move to Los Angeles
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    and then, just by changing
    every single aspect
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    of her appearance,
    maybe become Miss February,
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    and then work her way
    up the company ladder
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    until one day, she gets
    invited to have an early bird
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    fake five-way with
    a 100-year-old sex monster.
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    But you know what
    really killed "Playboy," Colin?
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    The Internet.
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    The Internet
    cut out the middleman.
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    We don't need an old man
    anymore to choose
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    which one of us gets
    to sell pictures of our boobs.
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    We can all sell
    our boobs now.
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    It's the sharing
    economy, okay?
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    It's Airbnb
    for crotch shots.
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    I have my own
    for-profit porn site,
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    you ever hear of,
    um, overstock.com?
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    Yep,
    heard of that.
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    Well, that name was taken,
    so mine is called
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    www.milfed.org.
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    Moms I'd like
    to be friends with,
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    and it's .org, Colin,
    because it's for your org.
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    My porn Website
    is all arm butts,
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    check this out.
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    Yeah.
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    Like that?
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    Give me your
    credit card number.
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    Get in there, Colin,
    get in there.
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    - Good, huh?
    - None of this is right.
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    This is our future,
    Colin.
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    This is our economic
    independence.
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    Girls need to learn
    coding and arm butts...
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    which isn't to say that
    I'm not sentimental
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    about the end of
    "Playboy" centerfolds.
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    There's always
    a certain amount of nostalgia
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    when you come
    to the end of an era,
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    and for me personally,
    it means that my dream
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    of posing for "Playboy"
    will never come true.
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    It's something I've dreamed of
    since I was a little girl.
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    You know, I dreamed of
    doing all the poses.
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    I was gonna do
    this one.
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    Yeah, and I was
    gonna do this one,
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    in just a half an Eagles jersey
    and tube socks.
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    And I was gonna do this one
    on a bale of hay.
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    I don't know
    if I know where to look.
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    I think you do,
    Colin.
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    We got to get going,
    though,
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    because the last time I did this
    this long, a baby came out.
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    Tina Fey, everyone.
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    Bye.
Title:
Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Playboy - SNL
Description:

Tina Fey laments that Playboy's decision to no longer feature nudes means she'll never get to use the poses she's been practicing. [Season 41, 2015]

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02:57

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