Now, losing nude photos
from "Playboy"
is quite a cultural shift
for America.
Here to comment
on that cultural shift, Tina Fey.
Yes, "Playboy" magazine
has announced that they
will stop publishing
naked photos early next year.
Dashing the dreams of
many a beautiful young woman
who had hoped to one day
move to Los Angeles
and then, just by changing
every single aspect
of her appearance,
maybe become Miss February,
and then work her way
up the company ladder
until one day, she gets
invited to have an early bird
fake five-way with
a 100-year-old sex monster.
But you know what
really killed "Playboy," Colin?
The Internet.
The Internet
cut out the middleman.
We don't need an old man
anymore to choose
which one of us gets
to sell pictures of our boobs.
We can all sell
our boobs now.
It's the sharing
economy, okay?
It's Airbnb
for crotch shots.
I have my own
for-profit porn site,
you ever hear of,
um, overstock.com?
Yep,
heard of that.
Well, that name was taken,
so mine is called
www.milfed.org.
Moms I'd like
to be friends with,
and it's .org, Colin,
because it's for your org.
My porn Website
is all arm butts,
check this out.
Yeah.
Like that?
Give me your
credit card number.
Get in there, Colin,
get in there.
- Good, huh?
- None of this is right.
This is our future,
Colin.
This is our economic
independence.
Girls need to learn
coding and arm butts...
which isn't to say that
I'm not sentimental
about the end of
"Playboy" centerfolds.
There's always
a certain amount of nostalgia
when you come
to the end of an era,
and for me personally,
it means that my dream
of posing for "Playboy"
will never come true.
It's something I've dreamed of
since I was a little girl.
You know, I dreamed of
doing all the poses.
I was gonna do
this one.
Yeah, and I was
gonna do this one,
in just a half an Eagles jersey
and tube socks.
And I was gonna do this one
on a bale of hay.
I don't know
if I know where to look.
I think you do,
Colin.
We got to get going,
though,
because the last time I did this
this long, a baby came out.
Tina Fey, everyone.
Bye.