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Now, losing nude photos[br]from "Playboy"

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is quite a cultural shift[br]for America.

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Here to comment [br]on that cultural shift, Tina Fey.

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Yes, "Playboy" magazine[br]has announced that they

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will stop publishing [br]naked photos early next year.

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Dashing the dreams of [br]many a beautiful young woman

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who had hoped to one day[br]move to Los Angeles

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and then, just by changing[br]every single aspect

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of her appearance, [br]maybe become Miss February,

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and then work her way[br]up the company ladder

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until one day, she gets[br]invited to have an early bird

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fake five-way with[br]a 100-year-old sex monster.

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But you know what [br]really killed "Playboy," Colin?

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The Internet.

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The Internet[br]cut out the middleman.

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We don't need an old man[br]anymore to choose

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which one of us gets [br]to sell pictures of our boobs.

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We can all sell [br]our boobs now.

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It's the sharing [br]economy, okay?

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It's Airbnb [br]for crotch shots.

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I have my own[br]for-profit porn site,

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you ever hear of,[br]um, overstock.com?

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Yep, [br]heard of that.

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Well, that name was taken,[br]so mine is called

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www.milfed.org.

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Moms I'd like [br]to be friends with,

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and it's .org, Colin,[br]because it's for your org.

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My porn Website[br]is all arm butts,

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check this out.

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Yeah.

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Like that?

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Give me your [br]credit card number.

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Get in there, Colin,[br]get in there.

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- Good, huh?[br]- None of this is right.

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This is our future, [br]Colin.

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This is our economic[br]independence.

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Girls need to learn[br]coding and arm butts...

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which isn't to say that[br]I'm not sentimental

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about the end of[br]"Playboy" centerfolds.

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There's always [br]a certain amount of nostalgia

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when you come[br]to the end of an era,

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and for me personally,[br]it means that my dream

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of posing for "Playboy"[br]will never come true.

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It's something I've dreamed of[br]since I was a little girl.

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You know, I dreamed of[br]doing all the poses.

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I was gonna do[br]this one.

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Yeah, and I was[br]gonna do this one,

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in just a half an Eagles jersey[br]and tube socks.

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And I was gonna do this one[br]on a bale of hay.

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I don't know[br]if I know where to look.

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I think you do, [br]Colin.

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We got to get going,[br]though,

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because the last time I did this[br]this long, a baby came out.

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Tina Fey, everyone.

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Bye.