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Now, losing nude photos
from "Playboy"

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is quite a cultural shift
for America.

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Here to comment 
on that cultural shift, Tina Fey.

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Yes, "Playboy" magazine
has announced that they

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will stop publishing 
naked photos early next year.

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Dashing the dreams of 
many a beautiful young woman

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who had hoped to one day
move to Los Angeles

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and then, just by changing
every single aspect

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of her appearance, 
maybe become Miss February,

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and then work her way
up the company ladder

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until one day, she gets
invited to have an early bird

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fake five-way with
a 100-year-old sex monster.

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But you know what 
really killed "Playboy," Colin?

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The Internet.

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The Internet
cut out the middleman.

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We don't need an old man
anymore to choose

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which one of us gets 
to sell pictures of our boobs.

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We can all sell 
our boobs now.

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It's the sharing 
economy, okay?

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It's Airbnb 
for crotch shots.

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I have my own
for-profit porn site,

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you ever hear of,
um, overstock.com?

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Yep, 
heard of that.

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Well, that name was taken,
so mine is called

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www.milfed.org.

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Moms I'd like 
to be friends with,

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and it's .org, Colin,
because it's for your org.

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My porn Website
is all arm butts,

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check this out.

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Yeah.

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Like that?

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Give me your 
credit card number.

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Get in there, Colin,
get in there.

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- Good, huh?
- None of this is right.

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This is our future, 
Colin.

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This is our economic
independence.

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Girls need to learn
coding and arm butts...

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which isn't to say that
I'm not sentimental

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about the end of
"Playboy" centerfolds.

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There's always 
a certain amount of nostalgia

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when you come
to the end of an era,

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and for me personally,
it means that my dream

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of posing for "Playboy"
will never come true.

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It's something I've dreamed of
since I was a little girl.

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You know, I dreamed of
doing all the poses.

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I was gonna do
this one.

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Yeah, and I was
gonna do this one,

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in just a half an Eagles jersey
and tube socks.

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And I was gonna do this one
on a bale of hay.

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I don't know
if I know where to look.

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I think you do, 
Colin.

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We got to get going,
though,

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because the last time I did this
this long, a baby came out.

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Tina Fey, everyone.

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Bye.