Now, losing nude photos from "Playboy"
is quite a cultural shift for America.
Here to comment on that cultural shift, Tina Fey.
Yes, "Playboy" magazine has announced that they
will stop publishing naked photos early next year.
Dashing the dreams of many a beautiful young woman
who had hoped to one day move to Los Angeles
and then, just by changing every single aspect
of her appearance, maybe become Miss February,
and then work her way up the company ladder
until one day, she gets invited to have an early bird
fake five-way with a 100-year-old sex monster.
But you know what really killed "Playboy," Colin?
The Internet.
The Internet cut out the middleman.
We don't need an old man anymore to choose
which one of us gets to sell pictures of our boobs.
We can all sell our boobs now.
It's the sharing economy, okay?
It's Airbnb for crotch shots.
I have my own for-profit porn site,
you ever hear of, um, overstock.com?
Yep, heard of that.
Well, that name was taken, so mine is called
www.milfed.org.
Moms I'd like to be friends with,
and it's .org, Colin, because it's for your org.
My porn Website is all arm butts,
check this out.
Yeah.
Like that?
Give me your credit card number.
Get in there, Colin, get in there.
- Good, huh? - None of this is right.
This is our future, Colin.
This is our economic independence.
Girls need to learn coding and arm butts...
which isn't to say that I'm not sentimental
about the end of "Playboy" centerfolds.
There's always a certain amount of nostalgia
when you come to the end of an era,
and for me personally, it means that my dream
of posing for "Playboy" will never come true.
It's something I've dreamed of since I was a little girl.
You know, I dreamed of doing all the poses.
I was gonna do this one.
Yeah, and I was gonna do this one,
in just a half an Eagles jersey and tube socks.
And I was gonna do this one on a bale of hay.
I don't know if I know where to look.
I think you do, Colin.
We got to get going, though,
because the last time I did this this long, a baby came out.
Tina Fey, everyone.
Bye.