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And the bathrooms in each
of our executive suites
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come with a whirlpool tub,
radiant heating and a rainfall shower head.
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Hmm.
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- Hmm. Mmm-hmm.
- It's neat!
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And if you follow me,
I can show you the master bedroom.
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And the bidet...
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...comes standard?
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Uh, yes, you'll find a bidet
in all our executive suites.
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Uh-huh.
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And there is no additional
charge for using the, uh… bidet?
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No... no per use fee
or debit system?
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No, madam.
Use of the bidet is complimentary.
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Very nice. Very nice.
Good to know.
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Would you like to see
the master bedroom?
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And the bidet...
Is it in good working order...
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...the bidet?
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I believe so. Yes.
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And there is a...
a sturdiness to it?
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The bidet...
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...it can accommodate
a fairly heavy carriage?
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I think it's a very standard bidet.
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Hmmm, I see. I see...
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And the water pressure...
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Oh, yes...
And the water pressure?
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In the bidet?
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Should it prove...
insufficient,
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is there a... an adjustment
that could be made...
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to possibly increase
the pressure substantially?
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I don't think so...
No...
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I see...
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Our sheets in the bedroom
boast a 600 thread count.
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And the bidet...
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Should it break,
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is there a...
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...bidet repairman on site?
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If there is any problem
with the bathroom...
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It would be the bidet
we are talking about...
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We would just call a plumber.
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And this plumber, he can handle
even the most extreme bidet problems?
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He's a very competent plumber.
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And should the bidet...
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...be damaged beyond repair,
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how soon would you be able
to replace it with a new bidet?
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I really don't know
the answer to that.
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- Hmm. That's worrisome.
- I don't like that.
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And should we have a...
an unexpected overnight guest,
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do you offer
a roll-away bidet?
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I don't believe
that exists.
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Huh, 2010...
you would think...
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You could
draw up a plan.
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And are there any hidden
cameras in the bathroom,
-
that might record whatever
is taking place in or around the bidet?
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Perhaps
a toilet cam?
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No, there are no cameras
anywhere in the bathroom.
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- Hmm. That's a shame.
- That's too bad.
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And the nearest hospital...
that would be...
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St. George Medical Center.
It's about three miles east of the hotel.
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And the ambulances...
they have bidets?
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Or would there be a gap
between the hotel and the hospital...
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bidet-wise?
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I doubt the ambulances
have bidets;
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I also doubt the hospital
has a bidet.
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And with the doctors
at the hospital,
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there is an understood
confidentiality, correct?
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They're seasoned professionals,
they've "seen it all", so to speak?
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They've had their gag reflexes
removed, haven't they?
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Ok, you know what?
I'm gonna just leave you two alone.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Before you go,
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let us give you a little
something for your trouble.
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[She hands the boy
a soggy dollar bill]
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Why is this wet?
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I'm not gonna lie to you. [He pulls out
another soggy dollar and hands it over]
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It involves a bidet.
