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And the bathrooms in each[br]of our executive suites

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come with a whirlpool tub, [br]radiant heating and a rainfall shower head.

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Hmm.

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- Hmm. Mmm-hmm.[br]- It's neat!

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And if you follow me,[br]I can show you the master bedroom.

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And the bidet...

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...comes standard?

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Uh, yes, you'll find a bidet[br]in all our executive suites.

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Uh-huh.

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And there is no additional [br]charge for using the, uh… bidet?

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No... no per use fee [br]or debit system?

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No, madam. [br]Use of the bidet is complimentary.

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Very nice. Very nice.[br]Good to know.

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Would you like to see [br]the master bedroom?

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And the bidet...[br]Is it in good working order...

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...the bidet?

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I believe so. Yes.

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And there is a... [br]a sturdiness to it?

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The bidet...

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...it can accommodate [br]a fairly heavy carriage?

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I think it's a very standard bidet.

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Hmmm, I see. I see...

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And the water pressure...

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Oh, yes... [br]And the water pressure?

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In the bidet?

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Should it prove... [br]insufficient,

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is there a... an adjustment [br]that could be made...

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to possibly increase [br]the pressure substantially?

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I don't think so... [br]No...

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I see...

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Our sheets in the bedroom [br]boast a 600 thread count.

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And the bidet...

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Should it break,

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is there a...

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...bidet repairman on site?

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If there is any problem [br]with the bathroom...

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It would be the bidet [br]we are talking about...

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We would just call a plumber.

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And this plumber, he can handle[br]even the most extreme bidet problems?

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He's a very competent plumber.

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And should the bidet...

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...be damaged beyond repair,

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how soon would you be able [br]to replace it with a new bidet?

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I really don't know [br]the answer to that.

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- Hmm. That's worrisome.[br]- I don't like that.

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And should we have a... [br]an unexpected overnight guest,

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do you offer[br]a roll-away bidet?

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I don't believe [br]that exists.

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Huh, 2010... [br]you would think...

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You could [br]draw up a plan.

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And are there any hidden[br]cameras in the bathroom,

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that might record whatever [br]is taking place in or around the bidet?

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Perhaps[br]a toilet cam?

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No, there are no cameras[br]anywhere in the bathroom.

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- Hmm. That's a shame.[br]- That's too bad.

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And the nearest hospital...[br]that would be...

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St. George Medical Center. [br]It's about three miles east of the hotel.

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And the ambulances... [br]they have bidets?

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Or would there be a gap[br]between the hotel and the hospital...

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bidet-wise?

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I doubt the ambulances[br]have bidets;

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I also doubt the hospital[br]has a bidet.

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And with the doctors[br]at the hospital,

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there is an understood[br]confidentiality, correct?

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They're seasoned professionals, [br]they've "seen it all", so to speak?

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They've had their gag reflexes[br]removed, haven't they?

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Ok, you know what? [br]I'm gonna just leave you two alone.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait! [br]Before you go,

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let us give you a little [br]something for your trouble.

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[She hands the boy [br]a soggy dollar bill]

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Why is this wet?

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I'm not gonna lie to you. [He pulls out [br]another soggy dollar and hands it over]

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It involves a bidet.