WEBVTT 00:00:02.497 --> 00:00:04.901 And the bathrooms in each of our executive suites 00:00:04.901 --> 00:00:08.593 come with a whirlpool tub, radiant heating and a rainfall shower head. 00:00:08.593 --> 00:00:10.327 Hmm. 00:00:10.433 --> 00:00:12.614 - Hmm. Mmm-hmm. - It's neat! 00:00:12.614 --> 00:00:16.064 And if you follow me, I can show you the master bedroom. 00:00:16.064 --> 00:00:18.557 And the bidet... 00:00:18.583 --> 00:00:20.501 ...comes standard? 00:00:20.501 --> 00:00:24.109 Uh, yes, you'll find a bidet in all our executive suites. 00:00:24.109 --> 00:00:25.486 Uh-huh. 00:00:25.486 --> 00:00:30.286 And there is no additional charge for using the, uh… bidet? 00:00:30.286 --> 00:00:34.009 No... no per use fee or debit system? 00:00:34.084 --> 00:00:36.340 No, madam. Use of the bidet is complimentary. 00:00:36.340 --> 00:00:37.973 Very nice. Very nice. Good to know. 00:00:37.973 --> 00:00:39.923 Would you like to see the master bedroom? 00:00:39.923 --> 00:00:43.807 And the bidet... Is it in good working order... 00:00:43.807 --> 00:00:45.490 ...the bidet? 00:00:45.490 --> 00:00:47.239 I believe so. Yes. 00:00:47.239 --> 00:00:50.996 And there is a... a sturdiness to it? 00:00:51.603 --> 00:00:53.799 The bidet... 00:00:53.989 --> 00:00:58.613 ...it can accommodate a fairly heavy carriage? 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:02.603 I think it's a very standard bidet. 00:01:02.603 --> 00:01:04.311 Hmmm, I see. I see... 00:01:04.311 --> 00:01:06.167 And the water pressure... 00:01:06.167 --> 00:01:09.725 Oh, yes... And the water pressure? 00:01:09.785 --> 00:01:11.418 In the bidet? 00:01:11.418 --> 00:01:15.461 Should it prove... insufficient, 00:01:15.461 --> 00:01:19.774 is there a... an adjustment that could be made... 00:01:19.782 --> 00:01:25.012 to possibly increase the pressure substantially? 00:01:27.058 --> 00:01:28.621 I don't think so... No... 00:01:28.621 --> 00:01:29.850 I see... 00:01:29.854 --> 00:01:33.025 Our sheets in the bedroom boast a 600 thread count. 00:01:33.025 --> 00:01:35.635 And the bidet... 00:01:35.896 --> 00:01:37.831 Should it break, 00:01:37.831 --> 00:01:39.435 is there a... 00:01:39.435 --> 00:01:42.435 ...bidet repairman on site? 00:01:42.435 --> 00:01:44.755 If there is any problem with the bathroom... 00:01:44.755 --> 00:01:47.182 It would be the bidet we are talking about... 00:01:47.182 --> 00:01:49.087 We would just call a plumber. 00:01:49.087 --> 00:01:54.574 And this plumber, he can handle even the most extreme bidet problems? 00:01:54.574 --> 00:01:56.170 He's a very competent plumber. 00:01:56.170 --> 00:01:59.042 And should the bidet... 00:01:59.314 --> 00:02:02.816 ...be damaged beyond repair, 00:02:03.710 --> 00:02:09.453 how soon would you be able to replace it with a new bidet? 00:02:09.691 --> 00:02:12.110 I really don't know the answer to that. 00:02:12.110 --> 00:02:15.144 - Hmm. That's worrisome. - I don't like that. 00:02:15.144 --> 00:02:19.144 And should we have a... an unexpected overnight guest, 00:02:19.144 --> 00:02:23.665 do you offer a roll-away bidet? 00:02:26.586 --> 00:02:28.699 I don't believe that exists. 00:02:28.699 --> 00:02:30.129 Huh, 2010... you would think... 00:02:30.129 --> 00:02:32.899 You could draw up a plan. 00:02:32.899 --> 00:02:36.419 And are there any hidden cameras in the bathroom, 00:02:36.419 --> 00:02:43.091 that might record whatever is taking place in or around the bidet? 00:02:43.175 --> 00:02:44.897 Perhaps a toilet cam? 00:02:44.897 --> 00:02:47.674 No, there are no cameras anywhere in the bathroom. 00:02:47.674 --> 00:02:50.835 - Hmm. That's a shame. - That's too bad. 00:02:51.510 --> 00:02:55.732 And the nearest hospital... that would be... 00:02:55.732 --> 00:03:00.001 St. George Medical Center. It's about three miles east of the hotel. 00:03:00.001 --> 00:03:04.240 And the ambulances... they have bidets? 00:03:05.567 --> 00:03:10.997 Or would there be a gap between the hotel and the hospital... 00:03:10.997 --> 00:03:13.477 bidet-wise? 00:03:15.227 --> 00:03:17.484 I doubt the ambulances have bidets; 00:03:17.484 --> 00:03:20.610 I also doubt the hospital has a bidet. 00:03:20.610 --> 00:03:23.142 And with the doctors at the hospital, 00:03:23.142 --> 00:03:27.046 there is an understood confidentiality, correct? 00:03:27.046 --> 00:03:33.351 They're seasoned professionals, they've "seen it all", so to speak? 00:03:33.452 --> 00:03:37.674 They've had their gag reflexes removed, haven't they? 00:03:37.784 --> 00:03:40.691 Ok, you know what? I'm gonna just leave you two alone. 00:03:40.691 --> 00:03:42.181 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Before you go, 00:03:42.181 --> 00:03:45.850 let us give you a little something for your trouble. 00:03:45.915 --> 00:03:48.288 [She hands the boy a soggy dollar bill] 00:03:48.288 --> 00:03:49.771 Why is this wet? 00:03:49.771 --> 00:03:51.632 I'm not gonna lie to you. [He pulls out another soggy dollar and hands it over] 00:03:51.632 --> 00:03:54.170 It involves a bidet.