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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.50,0:00:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bathrooms in each\Nof our executive suites
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.90,0:00:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come with a whirlpool tub, \Nradiant heating and a rainfall shower head.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.59,0:00:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.43,0:00:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm. Mmm-hmm.\N- It's neat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.61,0:00:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you follow me,\NI can show you the master bedroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.06,0:00:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bidet...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.58,0:00:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...comes standard?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yes, you'll find a bidet\Nin all our executive suites.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there is no additional \Ncharge for using the, uh… bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.29,0:00:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No... no per use fee \Nor debit system?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, madam. \NUse of the bidet is complimentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very nice. Very nice.\NGood to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.97,0:00:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to see \Nthe master bedroom?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.92,0:00:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bidet...\NIs it in good working order...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.81,0:00:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...the bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.49,0:00:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe so. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.24,0:00:50.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there is a... \Na sturdiness to it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.60,0:00:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bidet...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.99,0:00:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...it can accommodate \Na fairly heavy carriage?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.40,0:01:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's a very standard bidet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.60,0:01:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmmm, I see. I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.31,0:01:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the water pressure...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.17,0:01:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes... \NAnd the water pressure?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.78,0:01:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.42,0:01:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should it prove... \Ninsufficient,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.46,0:01:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is there a... an adjustment \Nthat could be made...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.78,0:01:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to possibly increase \Nthe pressure substantially?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think so... \NNo...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.85,0:01:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our sheets in the bedroom \Nboast a 600 thread count.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.02,0:01:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the bidet...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.90,0:01:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should it break,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.83,0:01:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is there a...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.44,0:01:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...bidet repairman on site?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.44,0:01:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there is any problem \Nwith the bathroom...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be the bidet \Nwe are talking about...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.18,0:01:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We would just call a plumber.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.09,0:01:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this plumber, he can handle\Neven the most extreme bidet problems?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.57,0:01:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a very competent plumber.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And should the bidet...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.31,0:02:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...be damaged beyond repair,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.71,0:02:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how soon would you be able \Nto replace it with a new bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.69,0:02:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't know \Nthe answer to that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.11,0:02:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm. That's worrisome.\N- I don't like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.14,0:02:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And should we have a... \Nan unexpected overnight guest,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.14,0:02:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you offer\Na roll-away bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.59,0:02:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe \Nthat exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.70,0:02:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, 2010... \Nyou would think...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.13,0:02:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could \Ndraw up a plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.90,0:02:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And are there any hidden\Ncameras in the bathroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.42,0:02:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that might record whatever \Nis taking place in or around the bidet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.18,0:02:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps\Na toilet cam?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.90,0:02:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, there are no cameras\Nanywhere in the bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.67,0:02:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hmm. That's a shame.\N- That's too bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.51,0:02:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the nearest hospital...\Nthat would be...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.73,0:03:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,St. George Medical Center. \NIt's about three miles east of the hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the ambulances... \Nthey have bidets?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.57,0:03:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or would there be a gap\Nbetween the hotel and the hospital...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.100,0:03:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bidet-wise?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.23,0:03:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I doubt the ambulances\Nhave bidets;
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.48,0:03:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also doubt the hospital\Nhas a bidet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.61,0:03:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And with the doctors\Nat the hospital,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.14,0:03:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is an understood\Nconfidentiality, correct?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.05,0:03:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're seasoned professionals, \Nthey've "seen it all", so to speak?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.45,0:03:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've had their gag reflexes\Nremoved, haven't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.78,0:03:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, you know what? \NI'm gonna just leave you two alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.69,0:03:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait, wait, wait! \NBefore you go,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.18,0:03:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let us give you a little \Nsomething for your trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.92,0:03:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[She hands the boy \Na soggy dollar bill]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.29,0:03:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is this wet?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.77,0:03:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie to you. [He pulls out \Nanother soggy dollar and hands it over]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.63,0:03:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It involves a bidet.